Your Quotable Life... in The Cotton Candy Factory Posted April 5, 2005 · Edited April 5, 2005 by cptwright heres a few my friend just sent me, :God must love stupid people; He made so many. :Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere : If life gives you a bowl of lemons, make lemonade, the trick is to find some one with vodka and make life a party....:-D Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally used up, and worn out... loudly screaming --"WOW ! What an awesome Ride! :-D Friends will go out with ya for a night on the town, close friends will bail ya of jail the next morning...true friends will be in the next cell from you, saying " DAMN THAT WAS FREAKIN AWSOME!! "