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Unforgiven
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Nichelle Nichols
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nanites
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Ever After...
Yes, I AM a man, but that was a chick flick that I liked.
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Microsoft...
Bill Gates or Shannon Elizabeth?
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Gargamel
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http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail.html
Its called Strong-bad. Its a pro wrestler who's fans think he knows EVERYTHING, and they send emails, and he replys. Its hilarious.
Let me know what you think. My favorite is "Guitar"
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another one that gets me every time is the theme for the sit-toon Family Guy. That song has kept me awake many times.
THANKS ALOT, UNICORN...ITS A GOOD THING i WAS DRINKING TONIGHT, OR THE WHEELS ON THE BUS WOULD BE THERE ALL NIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Remember the first toothpaste to come out with the pump? Colgate
And that annoying jingle...
"We've got...THE COLGATE PUMP!"
"We LOVE the colgate pump!..."
even as a kid, I would have rather ripped out my spleen with a fork than hear that jingle. That would do it too.
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snake
Zippo or Bic
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Ed Norton
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Like a scene from A Clockwork Orange, in Baghdad, they have been showing Saddam film of execuitons, torture, and mass graves courtesy of his thugs, hoping that this might make him talk. Maybe they should play Singing in the Rain on a continuous loop as he sleeps.
I dont think seeing his crimes over and over again will make him soft. Nothing could hurt that man's feelings. He doesnt have a soul.
I think that they should just show him every stupid commercial that we Americans are tortured with on a daily basis. And, play those awful Christmas and children's songs that get stuck in our heads that will never go away as he tries to get to sleep. That would be enough to make anyone snap.
OH THE HORROR OF IT ALL!!!
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Does it come with lice? ewwwww
lol
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I was just curious as to the motive to sending something like this. I've seen several different versions of the same letter.
From Dr.Mrs Luisa Ejercito Estrada
Metro-manila
philippines.
Dear Sir
This letter may come to you as a surprise due to the
fact that we have not met The message could be strange
but real, if you pay some attention to it. I could
have notified you about it at least for the sake of
your integrity.Please accept my apologies in bringing
this message of goodwill to you, I have to say that I
have no intention of causing you any pain or harm.
I am LUISA E.ESTRADA,The wife of Mr. JOSEPH
ESTRADA the former President of Philippines presently
in jail and facing trial on charges of corruption and
embezzlemen of public funds while in government.
My husband was recently impeached from office by a
backed uprising of mass demonstrators and the Senate.
My husband is presently in jail and facing trial on
charges of corruption, embezzlement, and the
mysterious charge of plunder which might lead to death
sentence.
The present government is forcing my husband out of
manila to avoid demonstration by his supporter.
During my husband's regime as president of Philippine,
I realized some reasonable amount of money from
various deals that I successfully executed. I have
plans to invest this money for my children's future
on real estate and industrial production. My husband
is not aware of this because I wish to do it secretly
for now.
Before my husband was impeached, I secretly transfered
the sum of $18,000,000 million USD (Eighteen million
United states dollars) out of Philippines anddeposited
the money with a security firm that transports
valuable goods and consignments through diplomatic
means. I also declared that the consignment was solid
gold and my foreign business partner owned it.
I am contacting you because I want you to go to the
security company and claim the money on my behalf
since I have declared that the consignment belong to
my foreign business partner. You shall also be
required to assist me in investment in your country.
I hope to trust you as a God fearing person who will
not sit on this money when you claim it, rather assist
me properly, I am willing to offer you 30% of the
funds for your sincere assistance.
When I receive your positive response I will let you
know where the security company is and also my son
Carlito (Daniel) will contact you with the details of
this project.
For now, let all our communication be by e-mail
because my line are right now connected to the
Philippines Telecommunication Network services.
Please do send me your private telephone/ fax number
so that we can have a smooth communication.
Please also feel free to call my son carlito on his
mini satelite phone+-----------------
Thank you and God bless you and your family.
Warmest Regards
DR. MRS LUISA ESTRADA
EDIT: I took out the phone number just to be on the safe side.
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Famous guest appearences.
Captain Jelico or Captain Ransom?
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Now, enter the French and German back pedaling hoping that we'll forget about their BS. Here's their quotes about Saddam's capture...
French President Jacques Chirac -- who also negotiated with Saddam in the early 1980s when he was prime minister in Paris -- said the capture was a "major event which should strongly contribute to the democratisation and stabilisation of Iraq".
German Chancellor Gerhard Schroeder sent a message of congratulations to Bush saying: "It is with great joy that I learned of the capture of Saddam Hussein. I congratulate you on this successful action."
All I have to say is "Wow."
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The latest quote from Baghdad Bob...
"Our great leader was not captured today. There are no American soldiers in Tikret. We have killed them all like bugs. The image of Saddam was created in Hollywood, California with the Governor and actors and computers and paint. Our great leader is free and the American soldiers will not get him. We will drive them out of Tikret and out of Iraq. They were never in Baghdad in the first place. Long live Saddam Hussein!"
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Now, this gives me hope that we might get bin laden.
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Frankly, I don't like any of those. I am not a fan of fast food restaurants. So I choose other. Other for me is SUBWAY! How can you go wrong with a giant sandwich? I'm not sure if Subway exists in America but I'm pretty sure that it does.Subway is just as prevelant as McDonalds in America. Jared is another guy I dont like. lol
I like Subway, but I've gotta have Swiss Cheese on my sub, and Subway tries to pass off white American cheese as swiss. That doesnt work for me. I voted other. How could you have forgotten...HOOTERS!
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Sorry, VBGuy, my friend...
Let me apologize before hand. Monday night, Philly plays AT Miami. My beloved Dolphins are going to turn their annual December collapse around this year, and sweep the NFC East. Mark my words, Ricky Williams will have 100+ yards, and the 3 headed monster of Philly will be stuffed. I look for the Phins to do to Philly something similar to what they did to Dallas. If I'm wrong, feel free to bash me into oblivion. lol
:)
GO PHINS!!!! :) :biggrin:
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laces
Black or blue ink?
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I'm having to log in through MSN, and I dont use it very much. I'm clicking the explorer icon, and nothing's happening. I cant use Yahoo messenger or companion to get to my home page (on yahoo), or mail (also Yahoo). Has anyone else had this problem?
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ATTENTION MODERATORS!
I dont know what I did wrong on the poll. There are supposed to be 3 choices.
Yes, No, and the last one. Will you please fix it? lol I feel stupid.
Sorry about that
who got 100,000?
in Ten Forward
Posted
I know I was near it.