Wishfire 2 Posted July 1, 2005 It's easy. Just corrupt the wish of the person who posted before you, and then make you're own wish. For example.... Person A: I wish for a million dollars. Person B: Granted, but it's Monopoly money. I wish for immortality. Person C: Granted, but everyone and everything else dies, and you're stuck for all eternity all alone. I wish for a cup of coffee. Person D: Granted, but... Okay, you get the picture. To start off... I wish for a new car. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KIMIMELA 1 Posted July 1, 2005 Granted, but it's a lego car. I wish for my glasses Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wishfire 2 Posted July 1, 2005 Granted, but they come pre-broken. I wish I was home! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sea trooper 0 Posted July 1, 2005 Granted, but it's Oprah's home. I wish I lived in the Star Wars universe. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KIMIMELA 1 Posted July 1, 2005 Granted, but you are an ugly alien I wish I could fly Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
A l t e r E g o 9 Posted July 1, 2005 :P FUN! Granted but your wings are of Icarus. I wish I could work out my Flash problems. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tina 0 Posted July 1, 2005 Sure! But then your computer gets a virus! I wish i had some cake! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wishfire 2 Posted July 1, 2005 Granted, but you're highly allergic to its main ingredient. I wish it wasn't so humid right now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spike The Trill 0 Posted July 1, 2005 Granted, but, you are now living in Antartica. I wish I had a new car. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wishfire 2 Posted July 1, 2005 (edited) Granted, you now have a brand-new Corvette. Too bad only ants can fit inside Micro Machines. I wish there was something good on TV. Edited July 1, 2005 by wishfire Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KIMIMELA 1 Posted July 1, 2005 Granted, but it has no wheels I wish I could watch Wallace and Gromt right now Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spike The Trill 0 Posted July 1, 2005 Granted, but it's in French. I wish I had a donut. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Matt 0 Posted July 1, 2005 Granted but you only get the hole section. I wish I had a chocolate milkshake. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spike The Trill 0 Posted July 1, 2005 Granted. But it's a McDonald's shake :P I wish gas didn't cost so much. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wishfire 2 Posted July 1, 2005 Granted. It's free. Because everyone used up every last drop, and it no longer exists. I wish for new boots. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spike The Trill 0 Posted July 1, 2005 Granted, but, they are pink. I wish for my very own zombie tap dancer. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LordOfTheBorg 1 Posted July 2, 2005 (edited) Granted, but its a zombie from Night Of The Living Dead (if you don't get that,watch the movie) I wish a certain girl liked me! Edited July 2, 2005 by LordOfTheBorg Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kor37 9 Posted July 2, 2005 Granted. but she turns out to be a transvestite. I wish my muscle car was finished. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LordOfTheBorg 1 Posted July 2, 2005 Granted, but during a test drive, you get out to take a leak and it gets hit by a train. I wish for better internet! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
He Who Shall Not Be Named 2 Posted July 2, 2005 Granted, but you go blind. I wish it didn't hurt when I pee. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tina 0 Posted July 2, 2005 Sure! But you have to pee through a tube instead because it was amputated.. I wish for a better boyfreind Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
He Who Shall Not Be Named 2 Posted July 2, 2005 Sure, but he has to pee through a tube. I wish I didn't order this Kung Po Spaghetti extra spicy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tina 0 Posted July 2, 2005 (HA thats ok I never said i wanted to have sex with him :P) Then you would have ordered the blowfish and died I wish i had some money to go shopping Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MrPsychic 1 Posted July 2, 2005 You have money, but everything at the store is sold out or the wrong size. I wish I could go home Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tina 0 Posted July 2, 2005 Sure. But your home is leveled to the ground as you pull up I wish i could send my brother to work! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MrPsychic 1 Posted July 2, 2005 He can go to work, but he gets your job and you're fired I wish I didn't have to worry about parole. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tina 0 Posted July 2, 2005 (I am fired LOL) Well Welcome to OZ Psy.. Don't pick up the soap I wish that my Dad stop being a meanie Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MrPsychic 1 Posted July 2, 2005 Your dad stops being a meanie, in fact, he just stops talking to you altogether and moves out to a place you don't know where he is. I wish I wasn't alone Click For Spoiler by the way, that actually happened to me for my father :P Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LordOfTheBorg 1 Posted July 2, 2005 (edited) Granted, but now everyone in the world is around you and u cant hear yourself think. I wish I had more friends. Edited July 2, 2005 by LordOfTheBorg Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tina 0 Posted July 2, 2005 Granted,BUT they all hate you :P I wish i could get cigs Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
