As A Villian, How Would You Want To Be Defeated?

[Captain Bolivar 0]

I would love a game of witts with Picard. Anyone can fire a phaser, but only one man can negotiate a person to defeat.

[Mr.Picard 12]

Well I love the idea of havin a discussion with Jean-Luc but this discussion would be over too soon :)

 

 

So I choose another solution: The assimilation. I like the Borg a lot and if I am honest I always wanted to know what it's like to be assimilated... So if I had to accept a defeat then one which ends up with assimilation.

 

 

 

Mrs. Captain Picard

[TransporterMalfunction 1]

I have several ideas:

 

1. Could my ship blow up while I repeat quotes from classic literature and eventually form into a giant planet. That would be nice.

 

2. Either that or just before I kill everyone on the Enterprise and the entire Federation, I could choke on a piece of cake while enjoying a pre-massacre cup of tea.

 

3. The Sainsburys sign could fall on my head.

 

4. Or finally, I could be forced to wrestle a group of dancing green orion slave girls!

 

Which do you prefer?

[Captain Bolivar 0]

TransporterMalfunction, I'm almost surprised you didn't chose being beamed out into space. It would go well with your name. As for your ideas, I like your reference to Khan! That was great. But I think I'd have to choose #4: Being forced to wrestle a group of dancing green orion slave girls!

[roguedawg 0]

Outwitted by Picard and then sent to Club Med...er,I mean a Federation prison.

[Goose 0]

Stardate:213603.8

 

 

I think it would be outsmarted by Kirk.(that explains my charcater in the TOS RPG )

[Klingonmike 0]

I voted to be hyposprayed by the Doctor, he would have me laughing hard at his bed side manner then he'd take me out!

[Theunicornhunter 2]

None of the above, I would prefer to be redeemed - like Luke did for Darth. Given my preference I'd like to be redeemed by Archer.

[Tal 0]

Its got to be sliced by a bat'leth. Even though the klingons would not stand a chance against the might of the ROMULAN STAR EMPIRE

 

[Syperphobia 0]

I'll allow Janeway to do the honors of kickin my booty, but not after i do some increadible damage to her ship. LOL

[RikerChick 5]

I'm with UH on this, I'd much rather be redeemed.

[edmcgon 0]

The batleth. It's the only honorable way to die.

[cptwright 1]

blown to bits.

[trekzone 0]

im up for assimilation!

[leonardnimoybabe 0]

ummmmmmm....... i said Stunned by a phaser! but it would have to be done by spock and or kirk! :)

[fredbroca 0]

erased from time so that my evil deeds would never have been done in the first place

[Ezri Dax 0]

Out-witted by Picard :-)

[therabidirishman 0]

Uh,this isn't on the list but how about being defeated this way:

.....well,maybe I better not print this...

had something to do with the,uh,women of Star Trek and....uh...

[3 of 7 0]

The way I wants to be defeated, is to be assimilated. (Because I think the Borg are cool! :lol: )

 

[A l t e r E g o 9]

I chose being transported into space because I think that would be most like dying in my sleep.

[Red Shirt Volunteer 0]

Smothered in ice-cream. Of course, that wasn't an option so I'll have to go with transported into space. They can always reconstruct me from the pattern buffer later if they need me for a future episode.

[APW 0]

I'd want Kira Nerys and Ezri Dax to roll me in plastic wrap and spank me with paddle-ball paddles....

Yeah,admiralpeewee is a perv....

just look at his mugshots on the news....

[removed 0]

A game of wits against Picard. (But who knows .....maybe I'd win! Lol.

[Riaan 0]

None of the above, I would prefer to be redeemed - like Luke did for Darth.  Given my preference I'd like to be redeemed by Archer.

I have to agree TheUnicornHunter! Captain Jonathan Archer can redeem me any day!

[subcommanderbeavis 0]

Pelted into submission by little sweet pickles,launched at me by a crowd of intoxicated,slingshot-weilding bajoran monks.

[Stardreamer 1]

stunned by a phaser and then sentenced to prevent Porthos from eating cheese.....

[barry 0]

None of the above but battered to death by Seven of Nine will do for me :lol:

[APW 0]

Pelted into submission by little sweet pickles,launched at me by a crowd of intoxicated,slingshot-weilding bajoran monks.

:lol: :lol:

[Captain_Smiley 0]

Physically subdued by gorgeous Betazoid women,and tickled until I say "Uncle."

I noticed a few folks wanted to get sliced by b'atleth's... :unsure:

Okay....whatever floats your boat!

I like my idea better.

[Sirius 0]

Stunned by a phaser.That sounds the least painful or permanent.I'd also prefer it over the humiliation of being out-witted by Picard,or anyone else.

Edited November 15, 2003 by Sirius