Corrupt a wish

[jadziaezri 0]

Granted, all your hair falls out, except your ear and nose hair

 

I wish I was skinny

[Kor37 9]

Granted. But now you're anorexic.

 

 

I wish my son wouldn't spend so much time out of state

[He Who Shall Not Be Named 2]

Granted. He moves back in with you and never wants to leave.

 

I wish my phone would get Flash support already. It was supposed to come out long before now.

[jadziaezri 0]

Granted, but you get so excited by the porn you try and download that you drop it. It breaks and you can't get another one

 

I wish I could go out and party once in a while

[He Who Shall Not Be Named 2]

Granted, but you get knocked up again.

 

I wish we were allowed to set off fireworks in my county.

[Bethlehem 7]

Granted, but in turns into a 3 Stooges type situation and you burn down the neighborhood.

 

Wish the wind would quit blowing

[jadziaezri 0]

Granted, the world ends

 

I wish Queensland will white wash New South Wales tonight

[Bethlehem 7]

Granted, their fence will be whitewashed.

 

Wish I would lose 60lbs

[He Who Shall Not Be Named 2]

Granted. 60 pounds = $90.91 USD.

 

I wish my butt didn't itch.

[jadziaezri 0]

Granted, now you finger smells

 

I wish I was going home this weekend not next