Jeanway 0 Posted June 4, 2004 I WORK FOR MYSELF SO I CAN'T START THIS ONE OFF. <_< Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BlueCrystal 0 Posted June 4, 2004 God, your overpaying me. Please, please cut my wage by 40%! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fenriz275 0 Posted June 4, 2004 I'm going to the bathroom, can I get you some more coffee? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheDoctor 0 Posted June 4, 2004 Your daughter's a *****! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nik 0 Posted June 4, 2004 After you park my car, can you mop that up! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nik 0 Posted June 4, 2004 You f***ing, brown-nosing, a** licking, *******ing, ****weed of a ****licking, ****-for-brains, ********, ****-for-a-head, ******-lipped, son-of-a red**** *****nosed *****faced *****less baboon! {ahhhhhhhhh!} Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BakulaBabe 2 Posted June 4, 2004 "I admire you, I've learned a lot from you, and I'm proud to be your employee." Seriously, I'd NEVER say that to most of the bosses I've had at my current job. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jeanway 0 Posted June 4, 2004 You f***ing, brown-nosing, a** licking, *******ing, ****weed of a ****licking,****-for-brains, ********, ****-for-a-head, ******-lipped, son-of-a red**** *****nosed *****faced *****less baboon! {ahhhhhhhhh!} Got a wee bit a pent up anger there hey nik? <_< Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jim Phaserman 0 Posted June 4, 2004 That's right, Captain, I said you look like a Monkey, and smell like one too. sir. (note: My CO Does NOT in any way, shape, form, or Idea resemble the previous) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Odie 0 Posted June 4, 2004 Yes, Chief, I am willing and ready to paint the boat hazy gary again. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nik 0 Posted June 4, 2004 You f***ing, brown-nosing, a** licking, *******ing, ****weed of a ****licking,****-for-brains, ********, ****-for-a-head, ******-lipped, son-of-a red**** *****nosed *****faced *****less baboon! {ahhhhhhhhh!} Got a wee bit a pent up anger there hey nik? <_< Not anymore! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fenriz275 0 Posted June 4, 2004 Sure I'd love to work late, just make sure you shove this pencil in my eye before you go home early. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dark_moon_drago 0 Posted June 5, 2004 " Oh sure I can run that paper down the hall with that book as a pass." Still in school. The hall people are evil!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tina 0 Posted June 5, 2004 : Sure i don't mind working 7 doubles in a row! I love my Job! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jim Phaserman 0 Posted June 5, 2004 Sir, don't make the QM2 swab the decks, I'll do it! (The military folks will find much humor in this) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jeanway 0 Posted June 5, 2004 You need a shower and maybe some deoderant Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Valeris 2 Posted June 5, 2004 I redecorated your office using my new Feng Shui manual! Oh, and I had to throw away that stack of papers... I hope you did not need them. They were blocking the natural vibes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Odo 0 Posted June 5, 2004 You know what you can do with that tounge depressor Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jeanway 0 Posted June 5, 2004 You give me a migrane and a stomach ache Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tina 0 Posted June 5, 2004 Sure 5.50 an hour is a reasoable rate for a lawyer to make! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jeanway 0 Posted June 11, 2004 " And will your WIFE be joining us for dinner, Sir?" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fenriz275 0 Posted June 11, 2004 I'd be happy to distract security while you load this computer into your car. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dark_moon_drago 0 Posted June 12, 2004 "Oh suuuuuuuuuuuuuuure I'll be the one to get a retractable sword that gets stuck ramed in my gut..." *shakes head* Today was insane! Even thought it was the last day of school. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WEAREBORG4102 0 Posted June 12, 2004 "this letter is from the IRS" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jeanway 0 Posted August 10, 2004 "You look like you got dressed in the dark." "Have a rough night Sir? You look like crap." "Oh, by the way, your socks don't match." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Eris_IV 0 Posted August 10, 2004 "Hey there, big boy...What say you and I sneak into the elevator and I'll give YOU a 'raise'...teehee..." (Sorry, I'm a big perve and always flirt with my boss...however, I could never actually say this to him and still look at him the same...) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jeanway 0 Posted August 10, 2004 "Hey there, big boy...What say you and I sneak into the elevator and I'll give YOU a 'raise'...teehee..."(Sorry, I'm a big perve and always flirt with my boss...however, I could never actually say this to him and still look at him the same...) 248603[/snapback] For real??? Is he hot?? :eyebrow: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Eris_IV 0 Posted August 11, 2004 "Hey there, big boy...What say you and I sneak into the elevator and I'll give YOU a 'raise'...teehee..."(Sorry, I'm a big perve and always flirt with my boss...however, I could never actually say this to him and still look at him the same...) 248603[/snapback] For real??? Is he hot?? :eyebrow: 248607[/snapback] Indeed...He's rather witty, too...I could never win in an argument...He always makes us laugh...He's a great boss...There's also another ETL that comes in the morning that I'd like to say a few 'naughty' things to...He's just as hot...heh. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites