Thing You'd Never Say To Your Boss

[Jeanway 0]

I WORK FOR MYSELF SO I CAN'T START THIS ONE OFF. <_<

[BlueCrystal 0]

God, your overpaying me. Please, please cut my wage by 40%!

[fenriz275 0]

I'm going to the bathroom, can I get you some more coffee?

[TheDoctor 0]

Your daughter's a *****!

[nik 0]

After you park my car, can you mop that up!

[nik 0]

You f***ing, brown-nosing, a** licking, *******ing, ****weed of a ****licking,

****-for-brains, ********, ****-for-a-head, ******-lipped, son-of-a red****

*****nosed *****faced *****less baboon!

 

{ahhhhhhhhh!}

[BakulaBabe 2]

"I admire you, I've learned a lot from you, and I'm proud to be your employee."

 

Seriously, I'd NEVER say that to most of the bosses I've had at my current job.

[Jeanway 0]

You f***ing, brown-nosing, a** licking, *******ing, ****weed of a ****licking,

****-for-brains, ********, ****-for-a-head, ******-lipped, son-of-a red****

*****nosed *****faced *****less baboon!

 

{ahhhhhhhhh!}

 

 

 

Got a wee bit a pent up anger there hey nik? <_<

[Jim Phaserman 0]

That's right, Captain, I said you look like a Monkey, and smell like one too. sir. (note: My CO Does NOT in any way, shape, form, or Idea resemble the previous)

[Odie 0]

Yes, Chief, I am willing and ready to paint the boat hazy gary again.

[nik 0]

You f***ing, brown-nosing, a** licking, *******ing, ****weed of a ****licking,

****-for-brains, ********, ****-for-a-head, ******-lipped, son-of-a red****

*****nosed *****faced *****less baboon!

 

{ahhhhhhhhh!}

 

 

 

Got a wee bit a pent up anger there hey nik? <_<

Not anymore!

[fenriz275 0]

Sure I'd love to work late, just make sure you shove this pencil in my eye before you go home early.

[Nemesis 0]

You're fired!

[dark_moon_drago 0]

" Oh sure I can run that paper down the hall with that book as a pass." Still in school. The hall people are evil!!

[Tina 0]

: Sure i don't mind working 7 doubles in a row! I love my Job!

[Jim Phaserman 0]

Sir, don't make the QM2 swab the decks, I'll do it! (The military folks will find much humor in this)

[Jeanway 0]

You need a shower and maybe some deoderant

[Valeris 2]

I redecorated your office using my new Feng Shui manual! Oh, and I had to throw away that stack of papers... I hope you did not need them. They were blocking the natural vibes.

[Odo 0]

You know what you can do with that tounge depressor

[Jeanway 0]

You give me a migrane and a stomach ache

[Tina 0]

Sure 5.50 an hour is a reasoable rate for a lawyer to make!

[Jeanway 0]

" And will your WIFE be joining us for dinner, Sir?"

[fenriz275 0]

I'd be happy to distract security while you load this computer into your car.

[dark_moon_drago 0]

"Oh suuuuuuuuuuuuuuure I'll be the one to get a retractable sword that gets stuck ramed in my gut..." *shakes head* Today was insane! Even thought it was the last day of school.

[WEAREBORG4102 0]

"this letter is from the IRS"

[Jeanway 0]

"You look like you got dressed in the dark."

 

"Have a rough night Sir? You look like crap."

 

"Oh, by the way, your socks don't match."

[Eris_IV 0]

"Hey there, big boy...What say you and I sneak into the elevator and I'll give YOU a 'raise'...teehee..."

(Sorry, I'm a big perve and always flirt with my boss...however, I could never actually say this to him and still look at him the same...)

[Jeanway 0]

"Hey there, big boy...What say you and I sneak into the elevator and I'll give YOU a 'raise'...teehee..."

(Sorry, I'm a big perve and always flirt with my boss...however, I could never actually say this to him and still look at him the same...)

248603[/snapback]

 

For real??? Is he hot?? :eyebrow:

[Eris_IV 0]

"Hey there, big boy...What say you and I sneak into the elevator and I'll give YOU a 'raise'...teehee..."

(Sorry, I'm a big perve and always flirt with my boss...however, I could never actually say this to him and still look at him the same...)

248603[/snapback]

 

For real??? Is he hot?? :eyebrow:

248607[/snapback]

 

Indeed...He's rather witty, too...I could never win in an argument...He always makes us laugh...He's a great boss...There's also another ETL that comes in the morning that I'd like to say a few 'naughty' things to...He's just as hot...heh.

[Jeanway 0]

OH My