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The Twisted Wish Game

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you do , but it turns out that when you ride your bike, you get struck by lightning.

 

I wish I could have a 100000 hour day in the summer....

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You get it, but then trees and grass start burning.

 

I wish for world peace and goodwill towards men.

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you get it but you die and the world is hit a haley's comet, evaporating the world's oceans and liquifying the crust

 

I want my D7 refit design to be real life and under my command...

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Your D7 refit design is real and you're in command of an entire crew of squirrels.

 

I wish that it was Tuesday....

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It is tuesday but you go into a coma...

I wish I had 15 Mocha brownie Frappacinous from starbucks that taste good...

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They're poisoned.

 

I wish I had all of the books I want to read, and was able to read them...

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you read them but your memory is erased...

I wish I had cable..

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You have cable, about twenty feet of it neatly coiled up and laying in a corner.

 

I wish that we were guaranteed 7 seasons of Enterprise....

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You have cable, about twenty feet of it neatly coiled up and laying in a corner.

 

I wish that we were guaranteed 7 seasons of Enterprise....

You definitely get 7 different seasonings of Enterprise - salty Enterprise, hot-n-spicy Enterprise, peppered Enterprise, and even cinnamon Enterprise.

 

I really wish I understand these new high-speed electronics before I fall asleep tonight.

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You do but the knowledge has forced everything else out of your brain so you're now little more than an organic help file.

 

I wish I never had to use spellcheck....

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May your spelling become more creative

 

I wish no surprieses on my birthday.

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you birthday does not happen.

 

I wish school would never come.

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you don't mispel a word because you can't type or write

I wish I had more money

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You don't, you get hit by a truck and dragged a half a mile and live the rest of your life on disability pay. :laugh:

 

 

I wish I could sleep like a baby for 12 hours, just for one stinking night. :laugh:

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You get it, but then your mind regresses into baby form.

 

I wish all people could apply Shaolin to thier everyday lives.

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Somehow I think you saw the movie Shaolin Soccer.... :clap:

 

They use shaolin to park the cars but the windows break.... :clap:

I wish Wednesday had 50 hours.....

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