WEAREBORG4102 0 Posted May 26, 2004 you eat yodel but you throw it up I wish today were Saturday Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cloud 0 Posted May 26, 2004 Today becomes Saturday, but then Saturday becomes just like Monday. I wish I had $39.99 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WEAREBORG4102 0 Posted May 26, 2004 you get 39.99 but it blows away in the sewer.... I wish I was hyper Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MrPsychic 1 Posted May 26, 2004 You're hyper, but you jump around so much, people avoid you and you pull a muscle. I wish I was sane Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WEAREBORG4102 0 Posted May 26, 2004 you become sane but you lose all your insane hyper friends... I wish today was tomorrow... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pittykitty 0 Posted May 26, 2004 (edited) today is tomorrow, but you can't work I wish I had my college loan paid off in advance Edited May 26, 2004 by pittykitty Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fenriz275 0 Posted May 26, 2004 (edited) You have your college loans paid off in advance but you flunk out halfway through your senior year. I wish that there was joy in Mudville today. Edited May 26, 2004 by fenriz275 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Q stole my bike 0 Posted May 26, 2004 There is joy in Mudvile today, but no cheesecake I wish I didn't have to take finals Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WEAREBORG4102 0 Posted May 26, 2004 You don't take finals but you have schoool 24/7 and 356 days... I wish I was rich and out of school Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jeanway 0 Posted May 26, 2004 BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR WAB. LIFE HAS A WAY OF THROWING A BIG 'BUT' AT YOU. I wish I could find the prerson who smashed into my car the other night and took off without leaving a note <_< Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WEAREBORG4102 0 Posted May 26, 2004 You find him but you find that he was whacked by te mafia already.. I wish I had wireless cable G.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Beam me up 0 Posted May 26, 2004 Granted, but it never works. I wish for meat. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WEAREBORG4102 0 Posted May 26, 2004 You get met but you become a vegetarian... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cloud 0 Posted May 27, 2004 I wish I didn't have blood ties to the Mafia... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WEAREBORG4102 0 Posted May 27, 2004 (edited) You don't have blood ties with the mafia, but you have blood ties to the peasants of London and you're French... I wish that the world was mine... Edited May 27, 2004 by WEAREBORG4102 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cloud 0 Posted May 27, 2004 The world is yours, but it is corrupt and self-centered. I wish I had a tissue. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WEAREBORG4102 0 Posted May 27, 2004 You have a tissue but its' soaked in Sulfiric acid..... I want to have all my dreams come true... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cloud 0 Posted May 27, 2004 Granted. All your dreams come true, including your nightmares. I wish I hadn't killed that fish. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MrPsychic 1 Posted May 27, 2004 You didn't kill that fish, but now fish are the dominant life on earth. I wish I had a replicator that worked. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fenriz275 0 Posted May 27, 2004 You have a replicator that works but you spend the rest of your life in a coma. I wish the Moon was made of cheese... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jeanway 0 Posted May 27, 2004 It is, but it's Limburger and stinks to " High Heavens" :( I wish I didn't have to go out today. :( Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MrPsychic 1 Posted May 27, 2004 You don't have to but your house burns down I wish I could see the northern lights, and I wasn't blind :( Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WEAREBORG4102 0 Posted May 27, 2004 you see the Northern Lights and you're not blind but the lights are caused because the earth is hurtling towards the sun. I wish nothing as I am free from the bondages of Middle School!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MrPsychic 1 Posted May 27, 2004 Since you wish nothing, you have nothing to live for, you die :) I wish I had a tattoo that didn't cause cancer Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WEAREBORG4102 0 Posted May 27, 2004 You have a tattoo that kills you as you are allergic to the ink... I wish I had a girlfriend... one that's not too dumb, ugly, or anything bad... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Ericks 0 Posted May 28, 2004 She is so smart her technobable could give a Physics teacher headaches. I wish I could write professionally, but not leave rural America. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cloud 0 Posted May 28, 2004 You've got it, but then the planet Mars explodes. I wish my mind could catagorize all things known to itself in a matter of seconds. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nik 0 Posted May 28, 2004 You are magically transformed into a library card catalog. I wish my computer had JUST ONE MORE parallel processor, so I can work a bit faster. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MrPsychic 1 Posted May 28, 2004 You have one more processor, but it's from an early computer, so it slows your whole system down I wish I knew the secret of life Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fenriz275 0 Posted May 28, 2004 You know the secret of life but you get hit by a falling satelite before you can tell anyone else what it is. I wish William Shatner's hair had it's own TV show.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
