WEAREBORG4102 0 Posted May 28, 2004 It has it's own tv show but tanks and is cancelled by the end of the first episode.. I wish I knew more about anything... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Beam me up 0 Posted May 29, 2004 Granted, you know everything about nothing. I wish for a wish with no catch! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nik 0 Posted May 29, 2004 You get a rather small, timid wish who runs around wildly, and is incapable of catching any fish. I wish I could catch up on my work this weekend. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WEAREBORG4102 0 Posted May 29, 2004 You have to catch you workload which is 2000 pages long I wish I didn't sleep for 16 hours.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jeanway 0 Posted May 29, 2004 YOU SLEPT for 16 hours? What's your secret? I wish Fen doesn't work Monday, I want him to stay home with me Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WEAREBORG4102 0 Posted May 29, 2004 he stay home on moday but sleeps the whole time I wish summer is longer Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nik 0 Posted May 29, 2004 Like magic, the earth's axial tilt shifts to 90 degrees, so that the southern hemisphere - always facing the sun - experiences eternal summer, while the norther hemisphere is thrust into an ice age. I wish my grad students would quit playing freaking office politics! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jeanway 0 Posted May 29, 2004 he stay home on moday but sleeps the whole time :lol:I wish summer is longer Yea, but guess who's right there with him? All your students contract a terrible case of amnesia from something in the water at school, Happy now? I wish it would stop raining. 2 weeks now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cloud 0 Posted May 29, 2004 It stops raining but it starts snowing. I wish the Matrix didn't have me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WEAREBORG4102 0 Posted May 29, 2004 The matrix doesn't have you but bir brother does... I wish the media was Christian Conservative.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Ericks 0 Posted May 30, 2004 They do, but you must then watch out for the droppings of flying pigs. I hope that I make the cast of the All-State musical. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jeanway 0 Posted May 30, 2004 You do, but only as a stage hand <_< I wish it would stop raining and warm up. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WEAREBORG4102 0 Posted May 30, 2004 It stops aining and it warms up but mosquitoes come... I wish all the mosquitoes in the world just died Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Beam me up 0 Posted May 31, 2004 Granted, but then worse things suck your blood. I wish for a bright sunshiny day. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WEAREBORG4102 0 Posted May 31, 2004 It's bright sunshiny on the other side of the world while you have a cold overcast, rainy day... I wish that this wish has no consequences... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fenriz275 0 Posted May 31, 2004 your wish has no consequences but you have nothing to show for your wish. I wish I could find 2 matching socks at 5am in the dark.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WEAREBORG4102 0 Posted May 31, 2004 you find 2 matching socks but you forgot to put on pants... I wish life was fair Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fenriz275 0 Posted May 31, 2004 life is now fair but you're the only person in existence. I wish all my spare change was nice and shiny..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jeanway 0 Posted May 31, 2004 It is, under all the grunge :) I wish it was Tuesday already :blink: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cloud 0 Posted May 31, 2004 (edited) Granted. It becomes Tuesday, but now everyday is Tuesday. I wish I had a sandwich. Edited May 31, 2004 by Cloud Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WEAREBORG4102 0 Posted May 31, 2004 You get a sandwhich with a roach on it I wish I was in heaven Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cloud 0 Posted May 31, 2004 Go to Heaven but must preside in the 7th. I wish for a shiney new coin. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WEAREBORG4102 0 Posted May 31, 2004 you get a shiny new coin stuck in your throat I wish there was no disease Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cloud 0 Posted May 31, 2004 There is no disease but you die from a bird crapping accident. I wish I had a new DVD player. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WEAREBORG4102 0 Posted May 31, 2004 You get a new DVD player that does not work I wish I had a super computer Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cloud 0 Posted May 31, 2004 You get a super computer that attacks you and uses your bio-chemical energy as its own power source. I wish I had money. Lot's and lot's of money so that I could have everything I ever wanted and more. And I would also like a new wallet for the money to go into. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WEAREBORG4102 0 Posted May 31, 2004 (edited) you all get it but it is taken away from you by little aliens... I wish I wouldn't itch Edited May 31, 2004 by WEAREBORG4102 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cloud 0 Posted May 31, 2004 You stop itching, but become the home to thousands of bugs. I wish I could change my ways. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WEAREBORG4102 0 Posted May 31, 2004 you change your ways but die in the process. I wish that liberals would shut up Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cloud 0 Posted May 31, 2004 You get that, but then people lie me who don't follow politics continue talking. I wish I had DVD Recorder. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
