Jeanway 0 Posted June 2, 2004 You do but you have to pick your battles :P I wish it would get warm outside Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ILIKESEVEN 0 Posted June 2, 2004 it does, your garden is on fire i wish i was in a nice bar with half nude ladies Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nik 0 Posted June 2, 2004 Like magic, you are instantly transformed into a half-nude woman and placed in nice a bar with other half-nude women. I wish goodwill on those I call friend. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jeanway 0 Posted June 2, 2004 Your Goodwill is felt by all who know you, unfortunately they are an ungrateful lot and like to fight with each other so you get ignored :P I wish I were in Hawaii right now, laying on some secluded beach, with someone I love. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ILIKESEVEN 0 Posted June 2, 2004 your wish is granted: you are a coconut who drops from a hawaian tree in to the warmsand who loves you and keeps you warm i wish Seska was with me Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cloud 0 Posted June 3, 2004 Your wish is granted, however you owe me a new car for it. I wish I could help you all in anything that is bothering you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Korthedaharmaster 0 Posted June 3, 2004 Granted but you posting in this topic is bothering me I wish I could go out with Jenifer Hawkins AKA miss universe(so hot) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheDoctor 0 Posted June 3, 2004 (edited) Granted. but every move you make is recorded live and shown in 100 different countrys. If you stuff up 4 billion people will know. I wish I could fly. Edited June 3, 2004 by TheDoctor Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Korthedaharmaster 0 Posted June 3, 2004 Granted but you must flap your arms and they will get tired I wish to be donald trumps grandson and his successor and sole inheritor Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ILIKESEVEN 0 Posted June 3, 2004 Donald trump devorced his wife and looses his entiere fortune to his ex who wastes it on clothes, shoe, gambling,food, bad choices on investments I wish i had a very nice night with Seven Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cloud 0 Posted June 3, 2004 Granted. But you must also enjoy a night with Eight and Nine. I wish I was the President of Earth. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ILIKESEVEN 0 Posted June 3, 2004 Granted, but at the moment of yourinauguration, earth is hit by a very, very, very,big meteoor, all live on earth dies <_< i wish i was a succesfull buisnessman Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Beam me up 0 Posted June 4, 2004 Granted. You become very successful at ruining businesses. I wish I had a lot of money. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nik 0 Posted June 4, 2004 Like magic, you are instantly endowed with 1 million dollars of the Confederate States of America! I wish this dang sinus headache would go away! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fenriz275 0 Posted June 4, 2004 ...your sinus headache finally goes away but you're in a coma. I wish that little elves delivered baskets of chocolate to my house everynight.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nik 0 Posted June 4, 2004 Like magic, little blue elves arrive at your door and leave elegantly wrapped pieces of durfwad on your porch. I wish that I see that homeless guy again. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fenriz275 0 Posted June 4, 2004 Like magic, little blue elves arrive at your door and leave elegantly wrapped pieces of durfwad on your porch. I wish that I see that homeless guy again. As long as it's not bags of flaming durfwad... <_< Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jeanway 0 Posted June 4, 2004 Sorry, THEY ARE FLAMING <_< YOU RUN TO STOMP IT OUT, WEARING YOUR BRAND NEW $150. RUNNING SHOES! That homeless guy is running off with your old ones. I wish I could ALWAYS remember which forums I should put my new threads in. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fenriz275 0 Posted June 4, 2004 ...you always remember which forum to put your new threads in but no one stays on topic so it doesn't matter. I wish that gasoline was back under $2.00 a gallon.... <_< Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WEAREBORG4102 0 Posted June 4, 2004 gasoline is under 2.00 per gallon but the cost of living increases by 2000000000% I wish people would see that the liberals are evil Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fenriz275 0 Posted June 4, 2004 ...people see that liberals are evil when they all become Republicans. <_< I wish that the amount of socks I have would always remain an even number... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vulcan IDIC 0 Posted June 4, 2004 You got it, liberals are evil, but everyone around you has suddenly turned into one. I wish I could have a date with Mr. Spock. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WEAREBORG4102 0 Posted June 4, 2004 you get to go on a date with spock, but you die in a car accident when he's driving you home... I wish I had more Star Trek memorablia... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jeanway 0 Posted June 4, 2004 YOU DO BUT HAVE SUDDENLY BEEN STRICKEN WITH AMNESIA AND DON'T KNOW WHO THE H*LL HE IS. I wish the phone company would stop trying to screw me over. <_< Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nik 0 Posted June 4, 2004 YOU DO BUT HAVE SUDDENLY BEEN STRICKEN WITH AMNESIA AND DON'T KNOW WHO THE H*LL HE IS. I wish the phone company would stop trying to screw me over. <_< Like magic, the phone company stops screwing you OVER, and begins begins screwing you UNDER. I sure wish I can get some useful data out of this experiment tomorrow! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cloud 0 Posted June 4, 2004 You get data, but it turns out you're being watched by the FBI. I wish I had a magic fish. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WEAREBORG4102 0 Posted June 4, 2004 You have a dead magic fish... I wish I had the 6th harry potter book... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheDoctor 0 Posted June 5, 2004 You got it but it's not finished. Plus J. K. Rowling having been baffled by the sudden disappearing of her unfinished book devotes her life to studying the paranormal and forgets all about Harry Potter. I wish I had the Star Wars Episode III DVD now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fenriz275 0 Posted June 5, 2004 ...you have the Star Wars episode III on dvd and it stars Jar Jar Binks singing 2 1/2 hours worth of showtunes while wearing a slinky red dress. I wish that I could figure out what that stardate stuff means exactly... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nik 0 Posted June 5, 2004 ...you have the Star Wars episode III on dvd and it stars Jar Jar Binks singing 2 1/2 hours worth of showtunes while wearing a slinky red dress. I wish that I could figure out what that stardate stuff means exactly... You are magically endowed with the knowledge that stardates are just randomly chosen sequences of numbers. I sure wish I complete the goals I've set for myself today while still having time for a nice long bike ride. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
