The Top Ten Changes If Starfleet Has Sponsors

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10) O'Brien would say "Thank you for using the Federation Express transporter. When you absolutely, positively have to get there instantly"

 

9) Starfleet uniforms would carry Pepsi logos and say "Pepsi, the choice of the Next Generation

 

8) Main bridge viewscreen would have "VH1" in the corner

 

7) Holodeck doors would say Sony Trinitron System

 

6) Communicator pins would be in the shape of an alligator

 

5) Mercedes symbol painted on the saucer section

 

4) Turbolifts would have "OTIS ELEVATOR" signs

 

3) Ten-Forward would have a large neon "Miller Litespeed" sign

 

2) After communicator beeps, a voice says, "Thank you for using AT&T"

 

1) Enterprise name changed to American Express Enterprise

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Again....Brilliant....You made my day with this one :lol:

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Again....Brilliant....You made my day with this one :lol:

Again with the positive feedback, i could get used to this.

[Odie 0]

It's funny!!! :lol: I can actually see happen.

Edited April 27, 2004 by Odie

[Jim Phaserman 0]

Could you imagine the Captain's Yaght looking like Jeff Gordon's car?

 

"This is the Captains' Yaght, sponsored by, Domino's Pizza, McDonalds, Ditech.com, Miller Brewing Company, and Chatuea Picard!"

[WEAREBORG4102 0]

It gets better and better each time!!!!

[Jeanway 0]

JUST EXCELLENT!!! LOVED THEM. :wub: :)

[trekzone 0]

:blink: :blink: - oh stop it ARMS, im dying here..

[Valeris 2]

Cannot... stop... laughing... *falls out of chair*

 

This is too funny- you have outdone yourself...

[ARMS 0]

Cannot... stop... laughing... *falls out of chair*

 

This is too funny- you have outdone yourself...

Thankyou very much :)