Star Trek Fan 0 Posted March 27, 2004 What do you think? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jeanway 0 Posted March 27, 2004 (edited) Could be a number of them Like: Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Why are we here? What's the meaning of life? Where do babies come from? Why'd the chicken cross the road? Where's my other sock? Who put the empty milk carton back in the refigerator? Can't anyone put a new roll of toilet paper in the holder? Where'd all my money go? Why am I here? Why does it always rain right after you wash your car? Who's this sleeping in my bed? Who am I? Who are you and why are you sleeping in my bed? Why are my clothes shrinking? Where are my keys? Who's the father? Do you love me? Why didn't he call? Where's da MaMa? Are you Daddy's boy? Are you a Mama's boy? Where's the beef? What's wrong with you? OK, get it Harry. I'm sure there are alot more but it's 1:30 A.M. and I'm goofy right now. Edited March 27, 2004 by Jeanway Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
v_seven 0 Posted March 27, 2004 Could be a number of them Like: Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Why are we here? What's the meaning of life? Where do babies come from? Why'd the chicken cross the road? Where's my other sock? Who put the empty milk carton back in the refigerator? Can't anyone put a new roll of toilet paper in the holder? Where'd all my money go? Why am I here? Why does it always rain right after you wash your car? Who's this sleeping in my bed? Who am I? Who are you and why are you sleeping in my bed? How'd I get so fat, so quick? Where are my keys? OK, get it Harry. I'm sure there are alot more but it's 1:30 A.M. and I'm goofy right now. I love your mind girl!!!!lol Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jeanway 0 Posted March 27, 2004 Thank You V.S., it was nothing :wub: besides, I just came back now to edit my reply, I thought of a couple more during my immensely satisfying 4 hours of sleep. Darn it. Another one I just thought of: Why am I so addicted to this place? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Miss Satoire 0 Posted March 27, 2004 Did Adam and Eve have belly buttons? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Theunicornhunter 2 Posted March 27, 2004 Why does the phone wait until you're in the shower/bathroom to ring? Why do babies always poop right after you change their diaper? Why do the guys you like never like you but the ones you don't won't stop calling? How do people live without working - and how can I sign up? How can kids in another room hear you whisper but don't hear "stop that" when they're two feet away? Why would anyone mow their lawn at 7:00 am on Saturday - and why do they live next door? Would I be a different person if I had been born to rich parents? Why do people floor it to pull out in front of you and then go 10 miles below the speed limit when there isn't another car behind you for miles and they could have waitied? and it's a two lane road and you can't pass? Why do cows lie down when it's going to rain? Why are buildings square/rectangular not round or oval? Why do so many people value money more than love? Who was Riley? Who was Kilroy? Why didn't Noah wait for the unicorns? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edmcgon 0 Posted March 27, 2004 (edited) Why didn't Noah wait for the unicorns? He did. On the ark, what do you think they ate? Edited March 27, 2004 by edmcgon Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Theunicornhunter 2 Posted March 27, 2004 Why didn't Noah wait for the unicorns? He did. On the ark, what do you think they ate? LOL, Of course I'll probably remember that image now every time I see a picture of the arc :wub: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tina 0 Posted March 27, 2004 Does God exist? Which came first the chicken or the egg? Where my CHEESECAKE? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nemesis 0 Posted March 27, 2004 Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg because dinosaurs laid eggs. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Q stole my bike 0 Posted March 27, 2004 Where my CHEESECAKE? Ummmmmm...what cheesecake? **wipes cheesecake crumbs from face** Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WEAREBORG4102 0 Posted March 27, 2004 All I can say is: are we real or are we perception of ourselves manifested in some sovereign beings imagination? could we be quantum holograms in a holographic multiverse? Could we be the ultimate life form. Are we just primitive beings in this multiverse? What makes the universe? Where is God? What does God look Like? Is this universe a concoction of our imaginations? What happens to us after we die. What is time? What is space? What happens to things after they go into a black hole? What is dark matter really made of? Is our perception of the universe real? Could we really be all a dream? Could we be really part of an alternate universe to some other dimension? Are there other dimensions? We'll never really understand the anwers to the questions above. We can only hope that we are real. *twilight zone music* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jeanway 0 Posted March 27, 2004 Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg because dinosaurs laid eggs. KIND OF PUTS US BACK TO SQUARE ONE, DON'T IT? O.K., so which came first, the dinosaur or the egg? :wub: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Theunicornhunter 2 Posted March 27, 2004 I am going to go with eggs before dinasours because there would have been earlier reptiles that used eggs. However, reproducing lifeforms would have predated eggs because the first life was single celled (based on the theory that electrical current in the protoplasmic sea started life). But did the first egg laying organism evolve the egg laying ability after it had already evolved into a separate species or did egg laying ability and the separate species evolution occur at the same time? Where is that Tylenol? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WEAREBORG4102 0 Posted March 27, 2004 actually the egg came first as amphibians lay eggs and they came before dinosaurs or chickens Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
A l t e r E g o 9 Posted March 27, 2004 Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Two theories: 1 God created the first creature intact, that creature then laid eggs to become the next subsequent generation(s). 2. The creature grew magically outta slime ( ) but somehow the ability to do the magic again was lost after the first generation so in order to create a second generation (and onward) it laid eggs. I choose theory #1. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Jean-Luc Picard 1 Posted March 27, 2004 What do you think? What are you talking about? :wub: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Star Trek Fan 0 Posted March 27, 2004 What do you think? What are you talking about? :wub: Read the title Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WEAREBORG4102 0 Posted March 27, 2004 Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Two theories: 1 God created the first creature intact, that creature then laid eggs to become the next subsequent generation(s). 2. The creature grew magically outta slime ( ) but somehow the ability to do the magic again was lost after the first generation so in order to create a second generation (and onward) it laid eggs. I choose theory #1. I also choose theory number 1. I was just saying that for the evolutionists... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dark_moon_drago 0 Posted March 29, 2004 Heres a classic: BUT WHYS THE RUM GONE!? Sorry just had to put that in there. Whats he looking at? WHY?! And the most classical question ever in the histroy of forever *drum roll*: Who Dunnit? :P :P :P :P :P :P :P Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spudgun 0 Posted March 29, 2004 will ENTERPRISE be saved or will it go....thats the age old question........ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fenriz275 0 Posted March 30, 2004 what's that smell? I'm pretty sure that was one of the first questions asked. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Valeris 2 Posted March 30, 2004 I chose theory one, Alterego. Of course, that is because I am Christian and the second theory is just plain illogical... Age old question: Where is the toilet? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fenriz275 0 Posted March 30, 2004 I think we're all forgetting that little one we all use everyday, Huh? I couldn't live without Huh? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cptwright 1 Posted March 30, 2004 WHATS THIS LIFE FOR? GOD KNOWS IM STILL TRYIN TO FIGURE IT OUT Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fenriz275 0 Posted March 30, 2004 this is another one that has to be one of the first, what are you some kinda idiot? I hear that one all the time. what are you doing dave? ranks up there as well. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
