Test for Dementia

[Theunicornhunter 2]

1. What do you put in a toaster?

 

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Answer: "bread." If you said "toast," then give up now and go do

something else. Try not to hurt yourself. If you said, "bread," go to

Question 2.

 

2. Say "silk" five times. Now spell "silk." What do cows drink?

 

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Answer: Cows drink water. If you said

"milk," please do not attempt the next question. Your brain is obviously over stressed and may even overheat. It may be that you need to content yourself

with reading something more appropriate, such as Children's World."

If you said "water," proceed to question 3

 

 

 

3. If a red house is made from red bricks, and a blue house is made from blue bricks, and a pink house is made from pink bricks and a black house is made from black bricks, what is a green house made from?

 

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Answer: Greenhouses are made from glass. If you said, "green bricks," why the devil are you still doing reading these questions?????

If you said "glass," then go on to Question 4.

 

 

4. Twenty years ago, a plane was flying at 20,000 feet over Germany. If you recall, Germany at the time was politically divided into West Germany and East Germany. Anyway, during the flight, TWO of the engines failed. The pilot, realizing that the last remaining engine is also failing, decides on a crash landing procedure. Unfortunately the third engine fails before he has time to attempt an emergency landing, and the plane crashes smack in the middle of "no man's land" between East Germany and West Germany. Where would you bury the survivors? . . . in East Germany or West Germany or in "no man's land"?

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Answer: You don't, of course, bury survivors. If you said ANYTHING else, you must NEVER try to rescue anyone from a plane crash. Your efforts would not be appreciated If you said, "Don't bury the survivors,"

> proceed to Question 5.

 

 

5. If the hour hand on a clock moves 1/60 of a degree every minute how many degrees will the hour hand move in one hour?

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Answer: One degree! If you said, "360 degrees" or anything other than"one degree," you are to be congratulated on getting this far, but you are obviously out of your league. Turn in your pencil, and exit the room. Everyone else proceed to the final question.

 

 

6. Without using a calculator -- You are driving a bus from London to Milford Haven in Wales. In London, 17 people get on the bus. In Reading, six people get off the bus, and nine people get on. In Swindon, two people get off and four get on. In Cardiff, 11 people get off and 16 people get on. In Swansea, three people get off and five people get on. In Carmathen, six people get off and three get on. You then arrive at Milford Haven. What was the name of the bus driver?

 

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Answer: Oh, for crying out loud! Don't you

> remember? It was YOU!!

[RikerChick 5]

This didn't do a whole lot for my ego. :unsure: :)

[cptwright 1]

that was great and other than milk i did fine thank you. lol :)

[Q stole my bike 0]

I got the first two wrong...but I already know taht I'm an idiot so I'm ok with that.

[Jim Phaserman 0]

the answer to the last one is wrong. the answer is not "You", it's "Jim"

[fenriz275 0]

I got them all wrong and I still kept going on, I told myself I'm answering this thing til the bitter end. :) :unsure:

[Nemesis 0]

All right except for milk and cows.

[stoned_vulcan 0]

i had 3/6 lol oh well good test made me laugh

[hangon 3]

WOW i got 4 right" starts getting big head "

[Odo 0]

Sorry I Do Not Find This Funny.This Is The Field iI work In.

 

I Treat Dementia Paitents Every Day. NOT FUNNY.

All I have To Say.