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Your house is surrounded by firetrucks and firemen breakdown your door and drag you out.

 

Every eating utensil, plate, glass and cup are either on your desk or at your feet.

 

When you take off your underwear it just doesn't sit on the floor, it sits up on the floor.

 

There are cobwebs connecting you to the monitor.

 

The power goes out because you forgot to go to work.

 

Your car get towed away and impounded for being abandoned, right in front of your house.

 

You get a notice in the mail that you are now divorced, and you never even went to court.

 

You've worn the same set of contact lenses for a month, and you didn't even notice.

 

Even the dog won't come near you because of the smell.

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Stardate:214202.9

 

 

Every eating utensil, plate, glass and cup are either on your desk or at your feet.

 

Lol thats funny cause next to my monitor sitting next to my monitor is a plate,a bowl, and two cups. ^_^

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Every eating utensil, plate, glass and cup are either on your desk or at your feet.

 

When you take off your underwear it just doesn't sit on the floor, it sits up on the floor.

 

There are cobwebs connecting you to the monitor.

 

The power goes out because you forgot to go to work.

 

Even the dog won't come near you because of the smell.

You must have been to my place! ^_^

 

These are GOOD!

 

(Well, it's not QUITE that bad)

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When you take off your underwear it just doesn't sit on the floor, it sits up on the floor.

 

HEHE I justed tryed that except mine got up and ran to the washbasket.lol

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Every eating utensil, plate, glass and cup are either on your desk or at your feet.

That sounds like me. I always eat dinner while watching TNG and I'm too lazzy to clean up after myself so around my TV is an assortment of plates, cups, and litterally a hunder diet coke cans.

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When you actually RESPOND to the topic called "you know youve been here too long"

 

 

And when the people in the Computer labs know your name and serve you food ^_^

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When you start calling you computer by name

Does *censored* machine count as a name? If so I do that all the time. winker.gif

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Your house is surrounded by firetrucks and firemen breakdown your door and drag you out.

 

I once heard firetrucks with sirens blaring right next to the house in the alley and remember thinking; 'I don't smell smoke, must not be me', and continued to sit here.

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Your house is surrounded by firetrucks and firemen breakdown your door and drag you out.

 

I once heard firetrucks with sirens blaring right next to the house in the alley and remember thinking; 'I don't smell smoke, must not be me', and continued to sit here.

LMAO! I've done the exact same thing ^_^

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AND as the firemen are dragging you away, you yelling, " NO, NO, JUST ONE MORE THREAD!!!!!" :) , and crying.

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Thats when Laptops come in handy, I have it with me all the time without the hassle, if a mess builds up I move :)

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You TRYING to make us jealous, Nemesis? :dude:

 

 

We Will hunt you down, :) and take it away from you. :dude:

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What does it mean when smoke starts coming out the back of you computer?

:dude:

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What does it mean when smoke starts coming out the back of you computer?

:)

That it's time to get a new computer.

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