Jeanway 0 Posted March 15, 2004 Your house is surrounded by firetrucks and firemen breakdown your door and drag you out. Every eating utensil, plate, glass and cup are either on your desk or at your feet. When you take off your underwear it just doesn't sit on the floor, it sits up on the floor. There are cobwebs connecting you to the monitor. The power goes out because you forgot to go to work. Your car get towed away and impounded for being abandoned, right in front of your house. You get a notice in the mail that you are now divorced, and you never even went to court. You've worn the same set of contact lenses for a month, and you didn't even notice. Even the dog won't come near you because of the smell. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Goose 0 Posted March 15, 2004 Stardate:214202.9 Every eating utensil, plate, glass and cup are either on your desk or at your feet. Lol thats funny cause next to my monitor sitting next to my monitor is a plate,a bowl, and two cups. ^_^ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BakulaBabe 2 Posted March 15, 2004 Every eating utensil, plate, glass and cup are either on your desk or at your feet. When you take off your underwear it just doesn't sit on the floor, it sits up on the floor. There are cobwebs connecting you to the monitor. The power goes out because you forgot to go to work. Even the dog won't come near you because of the smell. You must have been to my place! ^_^ These are GOOD! (Well, it's not QUITE that bad) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hangon 3 Posted March 15, 2004 When you take off your underwear it just doesn't sit on the floor, it sits up on the floor. HEHE I justed tryed that except mine got up and ran to the washbasket.lol Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Q stole my bike 0 Posted March 15, 2004 Every eating utensil, plate, glass and cup are either on your desk or at your feet. That sounds like me. I always eat dinner while watching TNG and I'm too lazzy to clean up after myself so around my TV is an assortment of plates, cups, and litterally a hunder diet coke cans. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Red Shirt Volunteer 0 Posted March 15, 2004 You know you've been here too long when you start a "You-know-you've-been-here-too-long" thread. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jeanway 0 Posted March 15, 2004 You been to my house, Red Shirt? :) ^_^ ^_^ B) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cptwright 1 Posted March 15, 2004 ROFLMFAO that was great. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RikerChick 5 Posted March 15, 2004 *brushes off cobwebs* I don't know what you're talking about. ^_^ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tina 0 Posted March 15, 2004 When you actually RESPOND to the topic called "you know youve been here too long" And when the people in the Computer labs know your name and serve you food ^_^ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Odo 0 Posted March 15, 2004 When you start calling you computer by name Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sam The Smuggler 1 Posted March 15, 2004 Every eating utensil, plate, glass and cup are either on your desk or at your feet. LOL ^_^ Yeah...Guilty B) ^_^ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RikerChick 5 Posted March 15, 2004 When you start calling you computer by name Does *censored* machine count as a name? If so I do that all the time. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
A l t e r E g o 9 Posted March 15, 2004 Your house is surrounded by firetrucks and firemen breakdown your door and drag you out. I once heard firetrucks with sirens blaring right next to the house in the alley and remember thinking; 'I don't smell smoke, must not be me', and continued to sit here. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RikerChick 5 Posted March 15, 2004 Your house is surrounded by firetrucks and firemen breakdown your door and drag you out. I once heard firetrucks with sirens blaring right next to the house in the alley and remember thinking; 'I don't smell smoke, must not be me', and continued to sit here. LMAO! I've done the exact same thing ^_^ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sam The Smuggler 1 Posted March 15, 2004 When you start calling you computer by name Does *censored* machine count as a name? If so I do that all the time. Yep...I Do That Too, :) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
A l t e r E g o 9 Posted March 15, 2004 I've also recently started naming all the spiders crawling around tieing me down to the pc. Op-there is Blacky now! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jeanway 0 Posted March 15, 2004 AND as the firemen are dragging you away, you yelling, " NO, NO, JUST ONE MORE THREAD!!!!!" :) , and crying. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tina 0 Posted March 15, 2004 and Yelling.. "I ALMOST MADE CAPTAIN!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nemesis 0 Posted March 15, 2004 Thats when Laptops come in handy, I have it with me all the time without the hassle, if a mess builds up I move :) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jeanway 0 Posted March 15, 2004 You TRYING to make us jealous, Nemesis? We Will hunt you down, :) and take it away from you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stoned_vulcan 0 Posted March 16, 2004 uh oh... maybe i should have a shower Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jeanway 0 Posted March 16, 2004 What does it mean when smoke starts coming out the back of you computer? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DixonHill1989 0 Posted March 17, 2004 (edited) All of the above. Edited March 17, 2004 by DixonHill1989 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Takara_Soong 4 Posted March 17, 2004 What does it mean when smoke starts coming out the back of you computer? :) That it's time to get a new computer. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jeanway 0 Posted March 21, 2004 You have a catheter, because you want one. :unsure: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites