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  2. Posted

    I do not like Ashley Judd, mostly because I have heard she will not admit was ever on Star Trek.

     

    I doubt she'd try and hide it, since it was her big break.

     

    This rumour that she won't admit she guest starred on Star Trek came from an interview Jonathan Frakes did with TVGuide that was posted on TrekTODAY

     

    Not sure whether I believe him or not. He may have just been kidding.

     

    Then again, the episode did portray her falling for Wesley frickin Crusher (as if :tribble: ) and I'm sure that's enough to embarass any rational woman.

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    WWE Monday Night RAW Review

     

    The Carlito bit at the start of the show dragged a little. Shawn Michaels was correct though, Carlito is a poor IC champion who never defends the belt. The IC title is being tarnished by being on him. I don't understand why a good solid champion like Shelton Benjamin had to job to someone who is best used as an interviewer.

     

    Flair and Michaels gain nothing from a feud with two duds like Chris Masters and Carlito. Neither of those guys are going to be stars. The two established guys could be used in better ways IMO.

     

    Using the Big Show against jobbers every week is probably the best way to use him. Unless he loses weight he should not be pushed into any significant angle. I include Gene Sh*tsky in the term "jobber". Yes the WWE do pay the Food Bag a lot of money (no doubt spent on quadruple cheeseburgers) but that's Vince's financial ineptness that's to blame for that.

     

    The Diva's bit was pointless. Although it was nice to see the no-talent greenhorn Diva get a vicious beating and a nice Widow's Peak from Victoria. Torrie Wilson makes a terrible heel. The other woman with the dark hair should be fired.

     

    The Trevor Murdoch and Lance Cade team are worthless. Waste of time.

     

    The Edge vs Matt Hardy street fight was excellent with a decent ending. It should have really ended with them both crashing through some sort of tables with all the electric stuff on it because it looked a little weak when they landed on the uber-crash mat. This would be a good opportunity for Edge to develop some kind of "Raven's Flock-like" faction.

     

    Terrible Cena/Angle segment. It looked weak, Cena was poor and unfunny on the mic and yet another gay reference in his promo. Also, since he's supposed to be a rapper when was the last time he rapped? I can't remember. This character had the potential to be awesome, but the WWE lack the courage of their convictions to go all the way with it.

     

    The Tomko thing was another waste of time. I'm amazed Rosey and Tomko are still employed.

     

    A poor main event. Carlito and Masters are not up to the task. Honestly I just want to see a Rock vs Shawn Michaels match. The WWE is lacking talent these days. They seriously need to do something drastic.

     

    The only thing I think would solve the problems short term is to unify the rosters, but I doubt it's going to happen.

     

    HRH

  5. Posted

    -laughs-

     

    I remember when Vader went ballistic on Kuwaiti TV and was arrested.

     

    Rumour has it that Vader was terrified because he had been told by someone the absurd horror story that his hands would be cut off.

     

    When he only ended up with a $166 dollar fine, he cried his eyes out in relief.

     

    :flowers::hug::tribble:

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    They say there's a place

    where dreams have all gone

    They never said where

    but I think I know

    It's miles through the night

    just over the dawn

    on the road that will take me home

     

    I know in my bones

    I've been here before

    The ground feels the same

    though the land's been torn

    I've a long way to go

    The stars tell me so

    on this road that will take me home

     

    Love waits for me 'round the bend

    Leads me endlessly on

    Surely sorrows shall find their end

    and all our troubles will be gone

    And I'll know what I've lost

    and all that I've won

    when the road finally takes me home

     

    And when I pass by

    don't lead me astray

    Don't try to stop me

    Don't stand in my way

    I'm bound for the hills

    where cool waters flow

    on this road that will take me home

     

    Love waits for me 'round the bend

    Leads me endlessly on

    Surely sorrows shall find their end

    and all our troubles will be gone

    And we'll know what we've lost

    and all that we've won

    when the road finally takes me home

     

    I'm going home

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    Still a little bit of your taste in my mouth

    Still a little bit of you laced with my doubt

    Still a little hard to say what's going on

     

    Still a little bit of your ghost your witness

    Still a little BIT of your face I haven't kissed

    You step a little closer EACH DAY

    Still I can't SAY what's going on

     

    Stones taught me to fly

    Love taught me to lie

    Life taught me to die

    So it's not hard to fall

    When you float like a cannonball

     

    Still a little bit of your song in my ear

    Still a little bit of your words I long to hear

    You step a little closer TO ME

    So close that I can't see what's going on

     

    Stones taught me to fly

    Love taught me to lie

    Life taught me to die

    So it's not hard to fall

    When you float like a cannon

     

    Stones taught me to fly

    Love taught me to cry

    So come on courage!

    Teach me to be shy

    'Cause it's not hard to fall

    And I don't WANNA scare her

    It's not hard to fall

    And I don't wanna lose

    It's not hard to grow

    When you know that you just don't know

     

    Stones taught me to fly

    Love taught me to lie

    Life taught me to die

    So it's not hard to fall

    When you float like a cannonball

     

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  10. Posted · Edited by HRH The KING

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    Good Ole' JR ("BAH GAWD KEEEENG") has decided to bring back his "Ross Report" every Friday on WWE.com.

     

    It's the usual mix of absurd statements, shilling about the frickin Oklahoma Sooners and Ross' obsession with college sports.

     

    So I've decided to dissect it.

     

    I have high hopes that the tag team of Cade and Murdoch will do well once they get rolling on RAW. There is a good deal of potential there between the two young men, and man is the door wide open in the tag team division on RAW and SmackDown! for that matter.

     

    Yes, a cowboy gimmick and an drooling Deliverance-esque character are a surefire way of getting over. Ross talks about the door being open in the tag team divisions. I say what frickin' tag team division??? There are many talents in the wrestling world with "potential". Unfortunately, not even potential can survive a gimmick so absurd it has the "potential" to kill a career.

     

    Can you believe that the Big Show legitimately wears a size 23 ring? And his wrist measures 11 inches around?

     

    Yes we know. The Big Show is really fat. Thanks for telling us.

     

    Athletically speaking, Shelton has every tool he needs in his tool box to be a big timer. Shelton, in my opinion, is lacking in the verbal area and when he gets more comfortable speaking, his star will shine brighter. This comes with repetition and experience. Shelton has a great personality and is fun to talk to backstage. He just needs to be able to express himself verbally in front of the camera as well as he does behind the camera.

     

    And the best way to gain those priceless verbal skills is by being jobbed out to Chris Masters and Gene Snitsky. B)

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    I think we're getting away from the main point. It feels good to do something with your own hands, to look at it and be proud with what you've done.

     

    Maybe so, but you are trying to recreate something from a TV show and if you don't get it right, then it looks bad.

     

    Madame Butterfly is excellent at making costumes and outfits, but not everyone is as talented as she is.

     

    If you aren't, then you'll end up looking like those people I posted a picture of.

  25. Posted · Edited by HRH The KING

    Don't get me wrong, there are people out there who really are excellent at making Starfleet uniforms at home.

     

    But it's important to remember that if you are planning to make one, you must be experienced enough with fabrics and tailoring to make it look accurate.

     

    Obviously whoever made the costumes for those unfortunate Germans, was not one of those experienced people.

     

    So you either find someone who can make a good one for you, or buy one of a high standard, although it might be expensive.

     

    I'm not attacking or criticising anyone, but I saw parts of the movie "Trekkies" the other day, and it had me practically foaming at the mouth.