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    :frusty: It's hysterical and tragic at the same time. I caught it last night. It's usually on late Sunday night here. It's amazing how even when the person is 'Caught' they still stand there and deny everything. :) :P Even when the guy is looking at a tape of himself with another woman he insists "That's NOT me, just someone who LOOKS like me." :huh: :angry: I'm not being Sexist now, there are Women on there who get caught cheating too. Last night the scene really escalated and the two women got into a slap-fight and the Police showed up. :huh:

     

    I haven't seen this show in a while. There is a new host. Last time I saw it Tommy Grand was the host. I guess he got tired of being punched. :o :) :o

     

    Which were your favorite{s} show{s} ?? :)

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    "YIPPEE" :frusty: Lida yelled to the others up in the loft. "Guess whose coming?" Everyone asked. "Who?" Lida held back for a second then said "nik! He's on his way!!" Everyone cheered. :huh: His PM read.

     

    " Rescued the astronauts from the space station and they decided they wanted to go back to Russia and see if anyone is still there, so I'll be coming alone. Watch the skys. Your Friend nik."

     

    Everyone was excited. "Didn't he say when he'll be arriving? Aaron asked. "Nope, that's all he wrote. Lida said. "Watch the skys." :angry:

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    After the kitchen was cleaned the women sat at the table with a large pot of mint tea. The men came in the backdoor reeking of tabacco and alcohol and sat down with them. Aaron look like he had just wrestled with a wild boar and Abe and ILikeSeven just looked happy. :huh: Chrissy was used to this and smiled at Lida and Becka then said. "What ya going to do, men will be men, gotta have their fun." Then she giggled. :angry:

     

    Lida spoke up. "Who is up for some time on the site? Let's see if anyone has PMed us about coming here. I know Bill and Lenny are on their way and maybe Taffita is too, let's go see." Everyone got up after they finished the last of the mint tea and went to the loft. Clomping in their wooden shoes. :frusty:

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    "Smells good." Lida said as she came into the kitchen. "Sorry about fainting earlier, that's never happened to me before. I was just caught by surprise I guess, wasn't prepared. I'll know what to expect next time." She said with a giggle.

     

    The men came in from outside and the girls, who had been in the loft on the site. Melanie and Sabe were upstairs taking a nap. Chrissy went up to get them for supper. Everyone sat down to a nice ham supper.

     

    Becka told Aaron what had happened earlier and he looked at Lida and said "are you alright now?" She answered him. "Yes, I'm fine, don't give it a second thought." But he kept looking at her all through the meal as if he expected to see her drop out of sight again.

     

    The two figures reflected in the window all during the meal. Aaron and Lida, Abe and Becka noticed them and looked at each other often, smiling. "I wonder if they eat." Aaron said quietly. The children nor ILikeSeven or Chrissy noticed they were there watching. No one wanted to alarm the new arrivals. They wanted to feel them out first before they told them.

  9. Posted · Edited by Jeanway

    :angry: I love this one especially Doc :frusty:

     

     

    "Great-Grandfather Pegleg Addams The last of the adventurous Addamses, he wore a pegleg just for appearances, and was wanted by fifteen countries for piracy. He was buried at sea with full military honors blindfolded, handcuffed, and dropped off a plank."

     

    OH, think I remember that, Cleopatra was a "Clinging vine". She was always touching someone and someone was always slapping her off, right?? Or am I wrong :huh:

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    If you like history, you'll love this :frusty:

     

    The Unofficial Addams Family

    Episode Miscellaneous Relatives

     

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    Aunt Anemia She had a beard, "but never a mustache!"

    Aunt Blemish Morticia mistook her for the old Addams barn in a family photograph.

    Aunt Drip Married to Uncle Droop (he had bulging eyes). Their portraits hang in the playroom.

    Aunt Millicent Who prefers being known as Princess Millicent

    Aunt Phobia Gomez once hid a hornet's nest in her sleeping bag

    Aunt Trivia No description is available.

    Aunt Vendetta No description is available.

    Black Bart Addams A professional genealogist traced the family to these characters. Unfortunately, no descriptions of them are available.

    Bloody Addams A professional genealogist traced the family to these characters. Unfortunately, no descriptions of them are available.

    Brother Clump Fester's "dearly departed" brother.

    Commodore Addams Spoken to the ol' commodore as he led his men off a sinking ship "It's wonderful the way you just leap in, take charge, and lead the way."

    Cousin Blah No description is available.

    Cousin Bleak Boll weevils infested his hair. What a mess!

    Cousin Bleep No description is available.

    Cousin Blink No description is available.

    Cousin Blob He was "deathly afraid of ghosts-now he's one himself," said Gomez. The family hears him on dark, stormy nights.

    Cousin Cackle He used to reside in the Addams attic before moving to a cave, where he's lived for more than thirty years. This Moses look-alike, who screams with an unflagging, wild, maniacal laugh, appears in one episode.

    Cousin Caliban He had two heads.

    Cousin Clot He was sentenced to the electric chair. (Gomez I'll never forget the day the judge imposed sentence . . .Clotty stood there, head high, shoulders back, said, 'It's a bum rap.'" Morticia said "An Addams to the end!"

    Cousin Creep Pugsley accidentally zapped him with a disintegrator ray gun. Fester remembers, "There he was, giggling and laughing. Suddenly, there he wasn't-still giggling and laughing. It was kind of eerie."

    Cousin Crimp This two-headed individual (one male, one female) was "such fun on double dates," according to Morticia. Gomez said Crimp was "mighty handy when we needed a third or fourth for bridge, too." Crimp used to love to play the harpsichord and passed the family heirloom down through generations; he used to play four-handed compositions on it-all by himself. Crimp had one glass eye.

    Cousin Cringe The family sealed a hacksaw in a pie and paseed it to Cringe in jail. He ate the hacksaw too. "In fact, he developed a taste for them," Morticia remembers.

    Cousin Curdle His head was turned around backwards.

    Cousin Droop He dropped a mirror for luck.

    Cousin Farouk He was nearly consumed by a swordfish. The remains of both Ferook and the fish are mounted on the wall.

    Cousin Fungus He lives in the tunnels under the house.

    Cousin Goop Gomez said, "Now there was a fellow who really knew how to look for a job. Never found one."

    Cousin Gripe He attained a mate through a marriage brokerage called Hasty Marriage.

    Cousin Grisly A portrait of Grisly facing a firing squad hangs in the Addams hallway.

    Cousin Grope Had three ears.

    Cousin Imar Had three arms. Morticia knitted a sweater for him

    Cousin Manuel A pyromaniac

    Cousin Melancholia Engaged to and later married Fred.

    Cousin Nanook No description is available.

    Cousin Plato Had two heads. The left head was size 6, and the right, size 8_. Morticia knitted him a custom ski cap.

    Cousin Slimey Had two heads.

    Cousin Slosh He went down the city sewer in a "fit of pique" and completely disowned the family. "Made a whole new life for himself," said Gomez.

    Cousin Slump No description is available.

    Cousin Trivia No description is available.

    Cousin Turncoat No description is available.

    Cousin Vague "He's about as abstract as you can get," says Gomez.

    Edwin Booth Addams No description is available.

    General Ulysses S. Addams At Vicksburg he surrendered, but "not until they caught up with him," Gomez adds.

    Grand-Uncle Grisly Gomez said "He was a traitor, but he only did it for the money."

    Grandfather Malaplop Fester molded a ceramic urn for him. ("Oh, how thoughtful!" Gomez said. "He is getting on.")

    Grandma Squint Reportedly makes strange sounds from the attic.

    Grandmother Frump Mortitia and Ophelia's mother.

    Grandpa Droop He gave Morticia stock certificates for her twelfth birthday.

    Grandpa Slurp A "handsome devil," had a bucktooth and a receding chin.

    Grandpa Squint Abraham Lincoln begged Squint for his political support, but, alas, the man who got it was Stephen Douglas. In the political realm, Gomez notes, rather than run for office, "We Addamses prefer to think of ourselves as king-makers."

    Great-Aunt Deliria She was engaged to a chimpanzee.

    Great-Grandfather Blob He pried a sacred ruby from the hand-er, head-of a Hindu (it was causing a terrible headache). The relieved Hindu presented the gem to Blob, and it became a family heirloom. Fester sold it off cheap when he needed money.

    Great-Grandfather Pegleg Addams The last of the adventurous Addamses, he wore a pegleg just for appearances, and was wanted by fifteen countries for piracy. He was buried at sea with full military honors blindfolded, handcuffed, and dropped off a plank.

    Great-Great-Grandmother Slice A distant grand to Grandmama, she sharpened guillotines. "The belle of the French Revolution," Morticia brags.

    Great-Great-Great-Aunt Singe She was burned at Salem. (The family keeps her ashes in an egg-shaped urn.) Morticia organizes a seance in an attempt to reach Aunt Singe, and proclaims this incantation Fire of Salem, ol' flame of Satan, Come in Aunt Singe, we're all awaitin'.

    Mamoud Khali Pasha Addams In D. 270 he used a torch to set fire to the library at Alexandria, Egypt. "The firebug of the Bosporus," says Gomez.

    Ol' Ebenezer Addams Led the early settlers across the Great Plains and sold the first guns to the Indians.

    Old SenatorAddams "So wise and understanding," they said about him just before they impeached him, Gomez reveals.

    Sir Newton Addams He was a scientist who set his house on fire during an experiment-the high point of his career.

    Uncle Blight Nicknamed "Ol' Kiss-of-Death Blight" (Gomez never knew why), Blight heavily backed the presidential campaigns of such washouts as Wendell Willkie, Alf Landon, and Adai Stevenson.

    Uncle Crimp No description is available.

    Uncle Droop Married to Aunt Drip Their portraits hang in the playroom.

    Uncle Tic Married to Aunt Phobia, "he had two left feet, she had two right ones. It was a mere physical attraction," Fester explains.

     

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    Copyright © 1998, Jon A. Davis. All rights reserved.

  18. Posted · Edited by Jeanway

    Becka and Chrissy floured and seasoned the ham. Put them in two large roasting pans then into the oven. They began to peel and cut up the vegetables. When the hams were nearly cooked they added them to the pans and continued cooking them until everything was done. The table set, the whole house had the delicious smell everywhere and even outside everyone was getting eager to eat.

     

    Lida stayed in her room for the rest of the afternoon and slept.

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    UH OH! :frusty:

     

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    " . What is you inner age?" - Results:

     

    Omg you are a little kid... thats right a kid a child lets say from 4 to 12 years old. Maybe you are not this age but YOU SURE ACT LIKE IT... You like to do things the way a little kid and also think like one too :angry:

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    post-897-1101070572.jpg"Here you go Ladies." Abe said as he came in the backdoor. He plopped a huge section of the carcass on the kitchen table. It was wrapped in a burlap sack. He unwrapped it and Becka and Lida and Chrissy came over to look at it. "It bled out nice and clean." Abe said. "All ready for the oven." The smell of blood was all around it and Abe. He was covered with pig blood. This was too much for Lida and she passed out on the kitchen floor. "Oh Dear." Becka said. "Let's get her to her room. Abe, pick her up and take her upstairs, I'll bring a basin of cold water and a cloth right up." Becka told him.

     

    Becka sat on the bed next to Lida. A cold cloth on her head. Lida came around. 'What happened?" She asked Becka. "You'll be alright, it was just a bit too much for you right now, you'll get used to it." Becka said. "Where's Chrissy?" She asked. "Oh she's getting it ready for the oven. She's used to this.

     

    Meanwhile Chrissy was down in the kitchen sawing the pig up into smaller pieces with Abe's help, so it would fit in the ovens.