Jeanway

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  1. Posted

    your username with your elbow

     

    Sheesh, what was so hard about that?   :P

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    How about with your nose or a toe? Anything pointy?? :wow: :P

     

    I still didn't see you do it :o What's THAT about???? :wow:

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    Uh oh. I hope no one else is thinking what I'm thinking. :hug::congrats: I hope you don't share that keyboard with anyone Lt Van Roy. :clap:

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    First of all, I'm at work.

     

     

    Second, I can pretty much GUARANTEE no one would want to use the keyboard after I did that.

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    Alright you two. Get your minds out of the gutter, I wasn't alludeing to *cough* that. :)

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    This is what I WAS alludeing to:

     

    post-897-1101261313.jpg :congrats:

  3. Posted

    "Yepp, in the flesh" Lida pinched her own arm then Katlyn's. :congrats: And Aaron is Fenriz and now let's see. Let me try to remember all of your names. Lida looked around the table then got up and got a piece of paper and a pencil to write them down before she spoke. She sat there eating, then looking around the table then writing, then looking around again then writing. This went on through the whole meal until finally she thought she had everyone's username written down.

  4. Posted

    your username with your elbow

     

    Sheesh, what was so hard about that?   :P

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    How about with your nose or a toe? Anything pointy?? :congrats: :o

     

    I still didn't see you do it :wow: What's THAT about???? :)

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    Uh oh. I hope no one else is thinking what I'm thinking. :clap::wow: I hope you don't share that keyboard with anyone Lt Van Roy. :congrats:

    283249[/snapback]

     

     

    First of all, I'm at work.

     

     

    Second, I can pretty much GUARANTEE no one would want to use the keyboard after I did that.

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    Alright you two. Get your minds out of the gutter, I wasn't alludeing to *cough* that. :hug:

  8. Posted · Edited by Jeanway

    A reminder for this game: When posting a caption, include the picture!

     

    Thank you.

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    YES, EVERYBODY PLEASE INCLUDE THE PICTURE IN YOUR POST. THIS IS GETTING VERY CONFUSING FOR US TO JUDGE :congrats::clap:

    IF IT DOESN'T COPY USING THE "QUOTE" BUTTON, SAVE IT TO YOUR COMPUTER THEN DOWNLOAD IT FROM YOUR PICTURES FILE, OK?? THANK YOU. :congrats:

  10. Posted

    Abe remembered that his brother Adam, whose farm this belonged to before all of them disappeared, at one time had a flock of sheep and that his wife Eve, used to weave the wool for clothes. He set out searching the out buildings, the cellar and the attic and the tool shed for shears and the loom that Eve used to weave on. With all these sheep there will be no shortage of yarn and with all the hands on this farm they could be producing alot of clothing.

     

    In the toolshed next to the old barn he found a large wooden crate. Inside he found all the shears and other things needed during shearing. He hefted it up on his shoulder and brought it to the new barn. Next to find the looms. He searched the cellar first since the looms always were in the house. No luck. He went the laundry room and looked around in there, still nothing. Next he went up to the attic which took up half of the entire 3rd floor. At last, there they were. Four handmade looms. All in perfect condition.

  11. Posted · Edited by Jeanway

    Outside Lida and nik found a small outbuilding that would be perfect for the elves. It even had an lock and key on the door. There no windows they could climb out of and it was built on a cement slab and the building was sunk into the foundation so they couldn't burro under it to get out either. "But won't they freeze out here, there's no heat?" nik asked. Lida thought a minute then said. "Well, put a couple cows in there with them at night. If that doesn't work we'll think of something else. :congrats: They went back to the house to get some blankets and pillows for the elves beds.

  14. Posted · Edited by Jeanway

    "I'll bring Katlyn a plate up to the girls room. She may eat something before she falls asleep." Lida said. "It's alright that she bunks with you girls, isn't it? That's where your Mom is taking her. All the other rooms are full, except for the room where nik is now and when Bill and Lenny arrive, all three of them will share that room." Lida said as she fixed a plate for Katlyn. "Sure, all the girls said at once, we have plenty of room for her." Then they all started argueing about which bed she'll be in.

     

    Dinner now over and the children back out in the loft, as was ILikeSeven, nik and the elves. "nik?" Lida said to him as she watched the elves creating havoc on the computers. "You know your welcome here, don't you? I just think it's best the elves sleep outside the house somewhere. Maybe in one of the outbuildings we have here for storage. We can make them up a nice little bed then LOCK them in for the night. That way they won't burn the house down while we are all asleep. Understand?" nik agreed it was best the elves sleep away from the main house. "Let's go look for a nice little spot for them right now." Lida said. They climbed down from the loft and walked out back towards the numerous out-buildings and started inspecting them.

  15. Posted · Edited by Jeanway

    The tiny figure of a girl emerged from the woods. Abbie and Beth caught side of her from the window while they were eating. "Mother, Father, someone is coming, look." she pointed and everyone looked out the window. The girl slogged across the field towards the house, sometimes tripping on the furrowed ground. Becka got up, Lida followed her as did the girls and went out to the front porch to greet the unknown newcomer. The girl saw them coming out onto the front porch and she began waving and running even faster. "Is this Eden?" She yelled. Becka answered "YES, Come in." As she waved her on.

     

    The girl reached the front steps and held onto the rail and bent over to catch her breath. Everyone went down the steps to greet her. "You look a sight girl. Hello, I'm Becka and this is Lida, Abbie, Beth, Calli and Addie. The girl stood up straight and said. "I'm Kaitlyn, nice to meet you all." Becka put her arm around the girl's shoulder and said. "Come on in, we just sat down to eat, you must be starving." Kaitlyn answered. "Yes, I haven't eaten in two days, I think, or is it three?" They all went back inside.

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    Becka ran upstairs and came back down a few minutes later with a fresh set of clothes for nik and the two elves. "Here, Abe, go outside and give them these." she said. Abe took the clothes outside where nik and the elves were playing in the water trough. They looked surprised and sort of dissapointed that they had to get out of the water. But they got out and got dressed then came inside to the kitchen.

     

    The table was set. Six large chickens were sitting on the table along with numerous steaming bowls of cooked cabbage, mashed potato, green beans, carrots and cranberry sauce, hot biscuits, butter , pitchers of milk and kool-aid. The table would be now at capacity. If anyone else showed up, Abe would have to build a new table for the kitchen to accomadate them.

     

    Now sat, Lida, Aaron, Becka, Abe, Able, Bart, Cain, Abbie, Beth, Callie, Addie, ILikeSeven, Chrissy, Sabe, Mellie, nik, and the two elves. The two unseen houseguest reflected in the window over the sink, watching.

     

    The bowls were passed around after Abe said the blessing and everyone began to eat. When suddenly a wad of mashed potato went careening across the table and hit Aaron on the side of the head. Becka stood up an looked towards the other end of the table. "Who did that?" She yelled. The elves just looked at her glassy-eyed. nik smacked both of them. "I'll have to say nik, if they can't behave at dinner table they'll have to take their plates and go eat outside on the back porch." nik answered. "I understand Becka, I'll keep and eye on them from now on." He said. "See that you do, this is NOT a good example for the children whatsoever." Becka sat back down and began eating again. When she was cutting her meat she asked the cranberry sauce be passed down to her. She took the bowl and before she could spoon it onto her plate a mass of cranberry sauce came flying through the air and landed on the top of her head. She reached up and grabbed it off her head then stood up again. "nik!" She yelled. "OUTSIDE with those two, NOW!" nik slid his chair back and grabbed the two elves by the back of the neck and dragged them kicking and screaming out the back door. Then he took their plates and placed them outside on the porch. "And stay out!" He yelled then slammed the door and returned to the table. "Sorry about that everyone. Maybe they should eat outside from now on." nik said. :congrats:

  19. Posted

    I am thankful for the sun that rises every morning. For Jesus's Love. For the moon at night. For this site and the friends I have here. For living in the Greatest Country on Earth. For my breath, my sight and hearing. For music and poetry and art. For the creatures that I share the Earth with and compassion shown to them by my fellow humans. For Star Trek. And for Love. :congrats:

     

    Sorry, I'm doing my best, the Holidays are hard for me. :congrats:

  21. Posted

    This is a real problem

     

     

    DSO Exploit

    The problem with the DSO Exploit is a little bug.

    The DSO Exploit is a security gap in IE. Microsoft did already repair this, so if you have all Windows updates and patches installed, it will not be dangerous for your system.

    Spybot S&D will still find it, because it contains an invalid value. Spybot S&D just has to reset that value. Unfortunately, in the current version, it sets again an incorrect value, so it is found in the next scan. Please update your main program.

     

    Download it, execute it and choose the folder of Spybot S&D. Then reboot, scan and fix the problems.

  22. Posted

    Aaron, Abe and the boys, little Sabe in tow, came around the side of the barn just in time to get an eyefull of nik and the elves. nik spotted Aaron right off and went in for the big hug. :congrats: Aaron backed away and said "You stink Man, how ya doin?" nik answered. "Fine, good, just arrived. Me and my men here." nik pointed to the elves who were taking turns holding each other's heads under the water then vomiting on each other. :congrats: "Guys, Guys, knock it off and say hello to our host." The two elves stuck their tongues out at Aaron then flipped him the bird then turned around bent over and passed a very loud anal, vibratory concerto in his direction. :clap: Then Aaron said. "Say nik, WHY ARE THEY HERE????" :kwasny: nik explained he needed two warm bodies to balance the gondola and they were the only ones he could find. "So where'd you find them, in a rathole somewhere?" Abe chimed in. "I'll tell ya later, when we're alone. I don't want to upset the little tikes, they can be nasty." nik answered. :wink2: :wow:

  25. Posted

    From what I understand only people who can write in that particular story are those that the original Topic Starter invites. People just can't or don't go in and post if they feel like it. I haven't really researched this but I have written a couple of stories with a few other people in there. Just got to keep it clean. You still have to follow the site rules.