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Like magic, you are instantly transformed into a half-nude woman and placed in nice a bar with other half-nude women.
I wish goodwill on those I call friend.
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Like magic, a plasma TV falls from the sky and lands in your driveway - making a rather loud shattering noise as it does so.
I wish I had more time to make difference for the better of all."
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Neville J. Essex
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With the ships secured together off the coast of the island, a rather small vessel can be seen upon the beach, having arrived unnoticed in the night. Her flat-bottomed hull is made of dark cherry, lacquered shiny and smooth, and her bow curves upward. Her figurehead is a large bronze-plated dragon with ivory eyes. The dragon’s tail snakes down the side of the hull, undulating so as to rise above and below the waterline. A pale canvas covers her stern. Her sails have been secured on her three masts, and she is tied to several trees of the jungle lining the beach.
Looking through the eyepiece, one can make out writing on her side and her stern. It is the pictographic writing of the orient. Several footprints lead from the vessel across the beach and into the jungle. The vessel seems empty, her crew obviously oblivious to the vessels secured off shore.
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Captain Kleig Karlitz
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Captain Jack Thistlefoot.
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Captain Roger Ebert
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Captain Hatfield
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nemo (again)
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Eric the Red
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UH OH :) Nothing bad, I hope :(
Of course not! Nothing bad and everything good! I certainly am not out to be a
durfwad!
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So why is it you call ME 'X' then nik?Ummmmm........ for other reasons? :)
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So if I always wait for my next hiccup, does that mean I will never get hiccups? Anyone want to try this experiment. I'm a bit busy to try it myself.
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I have a few friends who work in the 'X' division at Lawrence Livermore National Lab. I could tell you what they do, but..... I'd be guessing.
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USS Challenger receives all sorts of posts - cookie recipes, flames, pictures of pets, etc.
I wish I had a bit more common sense......
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I know it's not exactly canon, but they do address this issue a little bit in
the book "Spock's World." I think the "plumbing" was OK; they were more concerned with the genetics.
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Dodgeball. Not really a table game, but it's a great party game.
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SuluYep... Your turn Lubak10!
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clue please??Star Trek V.
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You are given a rather small, lifeless, icy planet with no atmosphere rule.
I wish for wisdom.
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OK! I'll join in!
The Norwegian schooner "Vanja the Gold" makes good time en route from an
"exploration" mission to Newfoundland. Her Captain, Njyk Thorborg stands at the helm as the North Atlantic
breeze freezes to his long blonde mustache. His furs wrapped tightly about his shoulders, he squints harshly into the gail as the Vanja tacks wildly against the wind. Long flowing blond hair flaps from under his leathern cap.
"Hold her steady. You'll bring the whole north sea into the hold!," He growls back to the helm. At the helm are the two brothers Gjurd and Gunnvor Hakon, both tightly gripping a side of the wheel.
Njyk's officer Bjorn Dagfinn stands beside him, and the two exchange little talk as the they peer into the raging seas.
From the crow's nest, Fridtjof Bjorgson shouts barely audible against the gale.
"Kaptein! Ice! Starboard bow! Two furlongs!"
Njyk turns back to the struggling Hakon bothers and shouts an order. "Bring the fine lady to port! Steer us south!"
He looks back at Yngvar the Iceblood, his armory expert. Yngvar stands at the stern with a long flint knife, his shirt removed, and he is shaving. Yngvar pauses occassionally as the boat bobs in the raging seas. He whistles happily as he leisurely scrapes his face clean.
Njyk turns forward, a grin on his face. He talks to Bjorn.
"The valkyries of Odin will deliver us safe to the warm seas, and we'll work our way north to the homeland."
The Vanja plungles south, ice hanging from her yardarms and bowspett. Njyk and Bjorn smile contentedly and breath the icy wind as they look forward.
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Saavik??Nope. (At least, I don't think so.) Good try, though.
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ChangI do not remember
Valeris
"Actually.... it's my first attempt."
From STV...........
Okey Show Us Your Worst
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AHHHHHHHH!!!! My eyes! Please, make it stop!