nik
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After you park my car, can you mop that up!
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(Note: This one is attributed to Admiral Jeanway and Commodore Fenriz. Thank you, sirs!)
From your church minister:
F*** You! It's in the Bible!
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How did that get in my mouth?
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Naked! Of course I'm naked. It's "casual Friday."
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OK! OK! I'll make you a deal! You get to lick the floors in the women's bathroom, and I get the MEN'S bathroom, and we'll switch every Sunday.
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Excuse me, bartender? Can I get a urine sample on the rocks?
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We confer upon Dr. Sylvester Stallone this honorary Ph.D. in nuclear physics!
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Hey warden! Can I share a cell with that naked lunatic on the end?
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Ok, you get ready with the hot poker, and I'll bend over!
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Does this dog's butt smell bad to you?
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Hey! Put it in your pants! Don't worry, it won't bite!
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Happy Fourth of July Mr. bin Laden!
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Look what I just found in my nose! Who wants a taste first?
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Thank you for shopping at The Gap! For an additional $10, you can buy the security video of yourself in the dressing room.
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Yes, honey, that does indeed make your butt look fat.
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Excuse me... can you help me shave myself. There's a spot I can't quite reach......
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Can I borrow that Kleenex when you're done with it?
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Hey! Let me get a look at that before you flush it!
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Hey, boss! Your daughter sure is hot!
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Grandma, you really need to drink more.
Do you have any bicycles WITHOUT seats?
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Captain NoonanCaptain Jack B. Nymble
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Like magic, little blue elves arrive at your door and leave elegantly wrapped pieces of durfwad on your porch.
I wish that I see that homeless guy again.
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Awwww, don't worry about it! I never studied!
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Like magic, you are instantly endowed with 1 million dollars of the Confederate States of America!
I wish this dang sinus headache would go away!
Thing You'd Never Say To Your Boss
in The Cotton Candy Factory
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You f***ing, brown-nosing, a** licking, *******ing, ****weed of a ****licking,
****-for-brains, ********, ****-for-a-head, ******-lipped, son-of-a red****
*****nosed *****faced *****less baboon!
{ahhhhhhhhh!}