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  4. Posted

    It was on our news about 12 months ago, that the University Professors and teachers were up in arms and complaining about having to give out passes and degrees to people who didn't deserve it.

     

    It seems that if students had paid for their courses, the teachers were under pressure to give them passes.

     

    And it's these people coming out of University and waving pieces of paper, that are teaching your kids today. :)

  8. Posted

    College Degrees Defined:

    BS - (you know what BS is)

    MS - More of the same

    PhD - piled higher and deeper

    University degrees, do you mean

     

    BSc - UndergradMasters

    MSc - ..

    PhD - PostGrad

     

    :) :bow:

     

    They are just pieces of paper, but mean so much to employers. :bow:

  9. Posted

    I agree completely. There are PhDs out there who cannot even make a cup of tea!

    I have known lots of them. :) Anyone can go to UNI. and learn something parrot fashion ( memorizing ). I've done it myself on the odd occasion, and got 100%.

     

    But if I had to go for a job with the person with a UNI degree....Guess who would get the job...not me. :bow:

  10. Posted

    I keep getting told by people that I'm so inteligent because I know a little about a lot of diferent things.

    but my opinion on the matter is that while I have quite a High General Knowledge dose not meen I am inteligent.

     

    Knowledge = "What you know"

    Inteligence = "How well you use your Knowledge"

    I agree with you, that goes for me as well

     

    If I don't know something I ask questions.

     

    And always remember Einstein failed at physics at school

  11. Posted

    ROFLMAO!!!!!!!

    :bow: :bow: :)

     

    This came from a paper that a friend in school passed out to everyone who would take one. this was from 6 or 7 years ago, but I will try to quote these right"

     

    "The message should have read 'We are having a taffy pulling contest at St. Peter's' not ' A peter pulling contest at St. Taffy's'"

    "The Father, Son and the Holy Ghost shall not be referred to as Daddy, Junior, and Spook."

    "The Virgin Mary shall not be referred to as Mary with the cherry"

    "He wagered his donkey, he did not Bet his a**"

    "He fell off the donkey, he was not stoned off his a**"

    There were several more, and if I find this list either in my papers or online I will share the rest.

    hihi.gif

     

    Try and remember the others Yillara_Soong

  12. Posted

    Another thing I like to do is .... 1/ Take 2 cutlery forks. 2/ Interlock the prongs. 3/ Take a match and insert it into the prongs. 4/ Then finally get a tall glass, and balance the match tip onto the glass...and behold it balances the forks. It always suprises me how a small match can hold the weight of the forks. And another thing that surprises me ... How does it stay there in the first place ?

    Master_q you haven't answer this question for me. :)

  14. Posted

    Simpsons

     

    Comic book guy "I have only fired this phaser once before and that was to stop William Shatner from making another album"

     

     

    Homer: "This can't be a Sci-Fi Convention, it's full of nerds"

     

     

    The church has an ice cream festival:

     

     

    Lisa: Wow, what interesting flavors.....Virgin berry...

     

    Reverand Lovejoy: If you'd like we have some Unitarian ice cream.

     

    Lisa: .....There's nothing there...

     

    Lovejoy: Exactly!

  19. Posted

    Church Bulletin Quotations

     

     

    "Say 'hell' to someone who doesn't like you."

     

    "Mr. Smith is also a close relative of his brother Wilbur in the church."

     

    "Thursday night - Potluck supper. Prayer and medication to follow."

     

    "Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community."

     

    "O come all ye faithful, sin in exultation."

     

    "After today's service, coffee and donuts will be served in the basement. Please come down and say hell to the pastor."

     

    "Don't let worry kill you -- let the church help."

     

    "For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs."

     

    "The rosebud on the altar this morning is to announce the birth of David Alan Belzer, the sin of Rev. and Mrs. Julius Belzer."

     

    "Children will be led in sinning and Bible study."

     

    "This afternoon there will be a meeting in the South and North ends of the church. Children will be baptized at both ends."

     

    "This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Lewis to come forward and lay an egg on the altar."

     

    "There will be a baked bean supper next Sunday at 6:00 p.m. Music to follow."

     

    "At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be 'What is Hell?' Come early and listen to our choir practice."

     

    "Marriage: An Institution To Be Endured." -- The subject of a sermon that should have read, "An Institution To Endure."

  21. Posted

    We are only speaking metaphorically.......historically i would stop Adolf Hitler getting into power ( if i could).

    Then if you had stopped Hitler from getting into power, they wouldn't have been any war. It was only the war that forced Germany to come up with the V2 rocket. If that had been the case then we wouldn't be out in space now.

  23. Posted

    I think that it was the right choice to turn it down. Human beings shouldn't have too much power, we are too inmature to handle it...You know the old saying

     

    Power corrupts, absolute power corrupts absolutely

     

    We would probably cause more damage by trying not to.