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In my mind it's the people that put their own lives in danger to save someone else. Like firemen, police, rescue workers, and doctors etc, that are todays heroes.

Those are great! Anyone know where to find some good Star Trek wallpapers.Some of the sites I go to have pretty much the same ones.The wallpaper I have now shows the Enterprise's from NCC-1701 A thru D,I've had it for a couple of years but would like to see something new.

Try here Klingonmike, you might find some you haven't already got :)

ST Screen Savers, and Wallpapers

wow. jurassic park? i love 1 & 2, but i hate 3. but, yes john williams is amazing! the score in jp rocks!

Now I liked Jurrasic Park 1 and 3 the best, I thought 2 was bad except for the raptors. :)

There's only me that's got Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (5%) B)

Courtroom Quotations

The following quotations are taken from official court records across the nation, showing how funny and embarrassing it is that recorders operate at all times in courts of law, so that even the slightest inadvertence is preserved for posterity

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Witness: "I only have one, you know.

Lawyer: "Now, Mrs. Johnson, how was your first marriage terminated?"

Witness: "By death."

Lawyer: "And by whose death was it terminated?"

Accused, Defending His Own Case: "id you get a good look at my face when I took your purse?"

The defendant was found guilty and sentenced to ten years in jail.

Lawyer: "What is your date of birth?"

Witness: "July 15th."

Lawyer: "What year?"

Witness: "Every year."

Lawyer: "What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?"

Witness: "Gucci sweats and Reeboks."

Lawyer: "Can you describe what the person who attacked you looked like?"

Witness: "No. He was wearing a mask."

Lawyer: "What was he wearing under the mask?"

Witness: "Er...his face."

Lawyer: "This myasthenia gravis -- does it affect your memory at all?"

Witness: "Yes."

Lawyer: "And in what ways does it affect your memory?"

Witness: "I forget."

Lawyer: "You forget. Can you give us an example of something that you've forgotten?"

Lawyer: "How old is your son, the one living with you?"

Witness: "Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which."

Lawyer: "How long has he lived with you?"

Witness: "Forty-five years."

Lawyer: "What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke that morning?"

Witness: "He said, 'Where am I, Cathy?'"

Lawyer: "And why did that upset you?"

Witness: "My name is Susan."

Lawyer: "Sir, what is your IQ?"

Witness: "Well, I can see pretty well, I think."

Lawyer: "id you blow your horn or anything?"

Witness: "After the accident?"

Lawyer: "Before the accident."

Witness: "Sure, I played for ten years. I even went to school for it."

Lawyer: "Trooper, when you stopped the defendant, were your red and blue lights flashing?"

Witness: "Yes."

Lawyer: "id the defendant say anything when she got out of her car?"

Witness: "Yes, sir."

Lawyer: "What did she say?"

Witness: "'What disco am I at?'"

Lawyer: "octor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?"

Witness: "No."

Lawyer: "id you check for blood pressure?"

Witness: "No."

Lawyer: "id you check for breathing?"

Witness: "No."

Lawyer: "So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?"

Witness: "No."

Lawyer: "How can you be so sure, Doctor?"

Witness: "Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar."

Lawyer: "But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?"

Witness: "Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere."

Lawyer: "How far apart were the vehicles at the time of the collision?"

Lawyer: "And you check your radar unit frequently?"

Officer: "Yes, I do."

Lawyer: "And was your radar unit functioning correctly at the time you had the plaintiff on radar?"

Officer: "Yes, it was malfunctioning correctly."

Lawyer: "What happened then?"

Witness: "He told me, he says, 'I have to kill you because you can identify me.'"

Lawyer: "id he kill you?"

Witness: "No."

Lawyer: "Now sir, I'm sure you are an intelligent and honest man--"

Witness: "Thank you. If I weren't under oath, I'd return the compliment."

Lawyer: "You were there until the time you left, is that true?"

Lawyer: "So you were gone until you returned?"

Lawyer: "Was it you or your brother that was killed in the war?"

Lawyer: "The youngest son, the 20 year old, how old is he?"

Lawyer: "Were you alone or by yourself?"

Lawyer: "How long have you been a French Canadian?"

Witness: "He was about medium height and had a beard."

Lawyer: "Was this a male or a female?"

Lawyer: "Mr. Slatery, you went on a rather elaborate honeymoon, didn't you?"

Witness: "I went to Europe, sir."

Lawyer: "And you took your new wife?"

Lawyer: "I show you Exhibit 3 and ask you if you recognize that picture."

Witness: "That's me."

Lawyer: "Were you present when that picture was taken?"

Lawyer: "Were you present in court this morning when you were sworn in?"

Lawyer: "o you know how far pregnant you are now?"

Witness: "I'll be three months on November 8."

Lawyer: "Apparently, then, the date of conception was August 8?"

Witness: "Yes."

Lawyer: "What were you doing at that time?"

Lawyer: "How many times have you committed suicide?"

Witness: "Four times."

Lawyer: "o you have any children or anything of that kind?"

Lawyer: "She had three children, right?"

Witness: "Yes."

Lawyer: "How many were boys?"

Witness: "None."

Lawyer: "Were there girls?"

Lawyer: "You don't know what it was, and you didn't know what it looked like, but can you describe it?"

Lawyer: "You say that the stairs went down to the basement?"

Witness: "Yes."

Lawyer: "And these stairs, did they go up also?"

Lawyer: "Have you lived in this town all your life?"

Witness: "Not yet."

Lawyer: (realizing he was on the verge of asking a stupid question) "Your Honor, I'd like to strike the next question."

Lawyer: "o you recall approximately the time that you examined the body of Mr. Eddington at the Rose Chapel?"

Witness: "It was in the evening. The autopsy started about 8:30pm."

Lawyer: "And Mr. Eddington was dead at the time, is that correct?"

Lawyer: "What is your brother-in-law's name?"

Witness: "Borofkin."

Lawyer: "What's his first name?"

Witness: "I can't remember."

Lawyer: "He's been your brother-in-law for years, and you can't remember his first name?"

Witness: "No. I tell you, I'm too excited." (rising and pointing to his brother-in-law) "Nathan, for heaven's sake, tell them your first name!"

Lawyer: "octor, did you say he was shot in the woods?"

Witness: "No, I said he was shot in the lumbar region."

Lawyer: "What is your marital status?"

Witness: "Fair."

Lawyer: "How did you happen to go to Dr. Cherney?"

Witness: "Well, a gal down the road had had several of her children by Dr. Cherney and said he was really good."

Lawyer: "octor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?"

Witness: "All my autopsies have been performed on dead people."

Lawyer: "Were you acquainted with the deceased?"

Witness: "Yes sir."

Lawyer: "Before or after he died?"

Lawyer: "Mrs. Jones, is your appearance this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?"

Witness: "No. This is how I dress when I go to work."

The Court: "Now, as we begin, I must ask you to banish all present information and prejudice from your minds, if you have any."

Lawyer: "id he pick the dog up by the ears?"

Witness: "No."

Lawyer: "What was he doing with the dog's ears?"

Witness: "Picking them up in the air."

Lawyer: "Where was the dog at this time?"

Witness: "Attached to the ears."

Lawyer: "When he went, had you gone and had she, if she wanted to and were able, for the time being excluding all the restraints on her not to go, gone also, would he have brought you, meaning you and she, with him to the station?"

Other Lawyer: "Objection. That question should be taken out and shot."

Lawyer: "And lastly, Gary, all your responses must be oral. Ok? What school do you go to?"

Witness: "Oral."

Lawyer: "How old are you?"

Witness: "Oral."

Lawyer: "What is your relationship with the plaintiff?"

Witness: "She is my daughter."

Lawyer: "Was she your daughter on February 13, 1979?"

Lawyer: "Now, you have investigated other murders, have you not, where there was a victim?"

Lawyer: "Now, doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, in most cases he just passes quietly away and doesn't know anything about it until the next morning?"

Lawyer: "And what did he do then?"

Witness: "He came home, and next morning he was dead."

Lawyer: "So when he woke up the next morning he was dead?"

Lawyer: "id you tell your lawyer that your husband had offered you indignities?"

Witness: "He didn't offer me nothing. He just said I could have the furniture."

Lawyer: "So, after the anesthesia, when you came out of it, what did you observe with respect to your scalp?"

Witness: "I didn't see my scalp the whole time I was in the hospital."

Lawyer: "It was covered?"

Witness: "Yes, bandaged."

Lawyer: "Then, later on...what did you see?"

Witness: "I had a skin graft. My whole buttocks and leg were removed and put on top of my head."

Lawyer: "Could you see him from where you were standing?"

Witness: "I could see his head."

Lawyer: "And where was his head?"

Witness: "Just above his shoulders."

Lawyer: "o you drink when you're on duty?"

Witness: "I don't drink when I'm on duty, unless I come on duty drunk."

Lawyer: "Any suggestions as to what prevented this from being a murder trial instead of an attempted murder trial?"

Witness: "The victim lived."

Lawyer: "The truth of the matter is that you were not an unbiased, objective witness, isn't it? You too were shot in the fracas."

Witness: "No, sir. I was shot midway between the fracas and the naval."

Lawyer: "Officer, what led you to believe the defendant was under the influence?"

Witness: "Because he was argumentary, and he couldn't pronunciate his words."

Sorry, it asks for personal info, so I'll have to skip. B)

It does ! " Where " ? It only asks if you are male, or female, your height, and weight. And you don't have to give your email address. Come on Captain be a sport. :o :lol:

No, but I'd like to go B) I know a lot of people that have been, and they think it's marvellous :lol:

I think you can only have it if you are near sighted. I'm long sighted so it wouldn't work for me. B)

even though i am quite a klutz, and have encountered a few illnesses... I answered everything very straight faced honest, I am supposed to go sometime after my 96th birthday.

 

 

And the precentages were..Cancer (34%)

    Horrible Accident (12%)<---anyone who knows me well enough, could deduce that this will probably be the one that does it!

Homicide (8%)

Loneliness (8%)

  Heart Attack (6%)

  Suicide (6%)

  Confusion (6%)

  Drowning (6%)

96 WOW !

Reported at TGL by Chris Howell

From Sci-Fi Wire:

The June 13 two-hour seventh-season premiere of the SCI FI Channel original series Stargate SG-1 beat its cable competition with a 1.9 household rating, the network reported. The show delivered more viewers (2.43 million) than any season premiere of any series in SCI FI history.

The premiere also brought in more viewers than any episode of Stargate SG-1 in its entire cable run to date, the network reported. The premiere was the most-watched June telecast in the history of SCI FI and outshone its basic-cable competition, coming in at number one for the day in both persons 18-49 (1.35) and persons 25-54 (1.55), the network reported.

I see no one is taking the test. :lol: It's only fun you know B)

These are some of my favourites so far B)

7. Scanning shelves at local liquor store for synthehol

11. Forgetting that present-day elevators don't have voice interface

15. Lecturing any science professor on how transporters work

9. Keeps trying to "mind-meld" with your parakeet.

8. Refuses to lend you his hedge trimmer on grounds that it would violate the Prime Directive.

7. Keeps trying to "beam" stray cats from his microwave to yours.

4. Keeps coming over to borrow a cup of dilithium crystals.

3. Runs out of house with hamsters taped to himself screaming, "TRIBBLES! TRIBBLES EVERYWHERE!"

1. Talks!... like!... William!... Shatner!

~You walk into a local bar expecting to see Whoppi Goldberg.

~Your going over the alphabet with a kid, and when you reach "Q" you clench your fists.

~You see your doctor leave the office, you shudder thinking that he might disappear

~You get rid of your TV and build a big room with yellow gridlines.

~You're engine breaks down, and you try to eject it before it explodes

~Nearing a tunnel, you prepare to enter a wormhole.

~You ask a security officer to melt into a puddle.

~You see a cube and prepare to be assimilated.

• You join NASA, hijack a shuttle, and head for the coordinates you calculated for the planet Vulcan.

• You pull the legs off your hamster so you'll have a tribble.

• You tried to join the Navy just so you could serve aboard the Enterprise.

• Your wife left you because you wanted her to dress like a Klingon and torture you for information.

• You went to San Francisco to see if you might bump into Kirk and crew while they were in the 20th Century looking for a whale.

• You fly into a homicidal rage anytime people say "Star Trek? Isn't that the one with Luke Skywalker?"

2.You start practicing raising ur eyebrow in front of the mirror

4.You flip open ur cell phone and expect to hear it chirp

12.You drive by a used car lot and start looking for ferengi

To find out what date, year, and how you will die take this test: http://test.thespark.com/deathtest/

I'm not telling you when I will die but I will be 77 years old

Cancer (45%)

Heart Attack (8%)

Contagious Disease (7%)

Horrible Accident (5%)

Loneliness (5%)

Alien Abduction (5%)

Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (5%) B)

I wonder when we will be getting that. B) Something to look forward to.

I heard that on the news last week.  Obviously Americans are not well thought of in Europe but then I already knew that.

Where is your sense of humour ? If I had a choice to vote for the greatest Brit, and Mr Bean was on the list then I would vote for him. B) You take everything too serious. It's laughter that makes the world go round, not love

Reported at TGL by Chris Howell

From BBC Cult TV:

Homer Simpson is in the running to be named the greatest American.

At the time of writing, Homer has captured a fifth of the votes in a poll conducted by BBC2.

The vote has been carried out for a BBC2 programme called What the World thinks of America to be screened on Tuesday at 9pm.

Homer looks set to beat Abraham Lincoln, who is in second place with 16% of the votes.

Martin Luther King is in third position, ahead of such bizarre choices of BA Baracus from the A-Team. Though it is unlikely that he will come over to collect his prize, 'cos he ain't getting on no plane.

The 90-minute debate will be presented by BBC political editor Andrew Marr and will feature national broadcasters from around the world expressing their view of the US in a live satellite link-up.

Would that make me RBG? (RoboBeachGuy)

Yeah lol but this is starting to scare the crap outta me. When you first said you had to wear a "brace" I was picturing a little Velcro thingy, now I see you have become Darth Vader. During the past 4 days I have been offline, the tingling in my fingertips has not subsided at all. B)

Do you wake up sometimes with pins, and needles in you fingers, and hands ? I do :lol:

Eh, I don't drink, mainly becuase I'm underaged.  Even if I were old enough, I still wouldn't care to.  If you drink now and then, that's peachy.  However, why on Earth would you want to get drunk?  B)  It damages your body, impares your judgement, and makes you vomit afterwards.

You don't have any problems if you know your limit :lol:

CEREAL, OR TOAST for me :lol: That's why there's always crumbs on the keyboard B)

Stargate, and Enterprise

Stargate SG-1 ... Either part of the team, or I would pobably be a Tok'ra. The shared knowledge would be great. You could spend hours talking to yourself and not be crazy. Plus you could freak people out by changing your voice, or making your eyes glow. B)

Then there's the Nox, I just love the Nox with the leaves and twigs in their hair. :lol: They always remind me of fairy folk

Enterprise ... hmmm I'm thinking

Hey I'm not knocking the film ' On her majesty's secret service " I thought it was one of the best films in my opinion. I just thought George Lazenby was a bit wooden

Will that be all the spam you've been missing :lol:

That was on the discovery channel about the origin of man. They say we started in Africa with one tribe, and one woman in this tribe carried the DNA that modern man has. But I must point out they weren't the only tribe.

Then I should have said Cain, and Abel were the first 2, but it never explains after Cain killed Abel he went to the land of Nod, east of Eden and took a wife, and they had a son named Enoch. Where did she come from ?

It's a well known fact that just 2 people can't replenish a planet. Too much interbreeding causes the line to die out.

A dancing party " Maybe "