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    B) THANK YOU LOLLYPOP.  THAT WAS PART OF MY FAMILY HISTORY I'D LIKE TO FORGET! NOT MAD.  :(  :lol: JUST ONE OF THOSE SCARE THINGS THAT HAPPEN TO RELATIVES OF MINE. B)  :P SHHHHHHH, BUT IT ACTUALLY CAUSED A STRANGE PARA-NORMAL OCCURRENCE TO HAPPEN IN THE FAMILY.  B)  :(  SORRY CAN'T SAY WHAT!! ;)

    I would love to ask you questions, but I respect your silence. :)

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    Separated at birth?

     

    morph1.jpg       odo1.jpg

    What the heck is that on the left? :)

    You won't know him the US, but his name is Morph and he's a shapeshifter like Odo. He's made of plasticine ( a soft, coloured material used by children for modelling ) :(. It was a childrens TV show in England.

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    I saw yet another B-grade movie last night called ' Infested ' with Robert Duncan McNeill /Tom Paris, and boy has he put weight on.

     

    I will have to stop getting these movies out just because the stars from Star Trek are in them, because most of them are rubbish. :)

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    Patient Charts

     

    You wouldn't think there were so many ways to misstate a health problem.

     

    The following are comments from doctors as recorded on patient charts.

     

     

     

    Doctors' Comments On Patient Charts:

     

    "Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year."

     

    "On the 2nd day the knee was better and on the 3rd day it disappeared completely."

     

    "The patient has been depressed ever since she began seeing me in 1993."

     

    "The patient is tearful and crying constantly. She also appears to be depressed."

     

    "Discharge status: Alive but without permission."

     

    "Healthy appearing decrepit 69 year-old male, mentally alert but forgetful."

     

    "The patient refused an autopsy."

     

    "The patient has no past history of suicides."

     

    "Patient has left his white blood cells at another hospital."

     

    "Patient's past medical history has been remarkably insignificant with only a 40 pound weight gain in the past three days."

     

    "Patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia for lunch."

     

    "She has had no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states she was very hot in bed last night."

     

    "She is numb from her toes down."

     

    "While in the ER, she was examined, X-rated and sent home."

     

    "The skin was moist and dry."

     

    "Occasional, constant, infrequent headaches."

     

    "Patient was alert and unresponsive."

     

    "She stated that she had been constipated for most of her life, until she got a divorce."

     

    "I saw your patient today, who is still under our car for physical therapy."

     

    "The patient was to have a bowel resection. However, he took a job as a stockbroker instead."

     

    "Patient has two teenage children but no other abnormalities."

     

    "Skin: Somewhat pale but present."

     

    "Patient was seen in consultation by Dr. Blank, who felt we should sit on the abdomen, and I agree."

     

    "By the time he was admitted, his rapid heart stopped, and he was feeling better."

     

    "The patient was in his usual state of good health until his airplane ran out of gas and crashed."

     

    "When she fainted, her eyes rolled around the room."

     

    "Patient was released to outpatient department without dressing."

     

    "The patient will need disposition, and therefore we will get Dr. Blank to dispose of him."

     

    "The patient expired on the floor uneventfully."

     

    And we put our lives in the hands of these people. :)

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