Krissy Phaserman

Pink robe.

Hey, Jimmy, look on the bright side of things, you can still be the waterboy!

I think, and this is just my opinion, that when I die, I'll go somewhere that's probably alot more comfortable and tolerable than this world. Now, granted, I'm not going to run full steam at getting there, I want to enjoy myself while I'm HERE, but I think what's on the other side is probably not bad. Then again, I also read somewhere that the part of the population that fears death the most is the athiest community, since they believe there's nothing after you die. Weather or not that's true, an athiest would have to fill me in on that.

shorts and a tank top.

Here's something I put together, as kind of a "Gear Pack" for our sim's Marines....

Tech Specs on this:

Helmet:

shrapnel resistant shell and faceplate, air filter, communications system, auditory pickups, speaker, minimal tricorder functions w/ HUD inside faceplate.

Body Armor:

soft-armor flak vest with lightwieght, reenforcing pannels front and rear. Not phaser proof, but will dampen the power of a phaser blast. shrapnel resistant.

Gear Vest:

worn over body armor, carries grenades, power packs for phasers, and rations.

Belt:

carries additional power packs for the rifle and both pistols. also has a small field tricorder, and medical kit.

Weapons carried:

1X type III-C Phaser Rifle

2X Type II-M-1 Phaser Pistols

1 Bayonette

1 Combat Knife

can carry type I "Cricket" phaser in a pocket as a hold-out.

It was an awesome game, but the best part of the game, I think personally, was this...

Bettis Hoists up Lombardi Trophy

this ranks right up there with Reggie White running around the field with the Lombardi Trophy...

Oh, and did it look to anyone else like Bart Starr had a bit of a tear in his eyes as he brought the trophy up to the stand?

The Empire of Krissiland is now a "New York Times Democracy", whatever the Frick that means.

That was pretty entertaining. As long as we're talking about cute cat stuff, try this...some may have already seen it, but I think it's pretty funny.

My pink robe.

Oh, hey, Doc, I added you to my "Dossier". I guess that means I'm spying on you?

Add one more, the Inoffensive Centrist Democracy that is the Empire of Krissyland! remember, folks, "What happens here, Stays here!"

http://www.nationstates.net/krissiland

The empire just moved to West of Eastern Nowhere!

West of Eastern Nowhere.

a tank-top and PJ bottoms.

Jake Plummer died. When he got to heaven, God was showing him around. They came to a modest little house with a faded Broncos flag in the window. "This house is yours for eternity, Jake." said God. "This is very special; not everyone gets a house up here." Jake felt special and walked up to his house. On his way up the porch, he noticed another house. It was a 3-story mansion with a Black and Gold sidewalk, a 50 foot tall flagpole with an enormous Steeler flag and in every window, a Terrible towel. Jake looked at God and said "God, I'm not trying to be ungrateful, but, why does Ben Roethlisberger get a better house than me?" God chuckled, and said "Jake that's not Ben's house, it's mine."

That's good, but didn't you get the Memo? God's a Packer's Fan. That's why he called Vince Lombardi home, to coach his personal football team! and Reggie White is playing Defensive End!

white tank top and jeans.

Aww, come on, APW. Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease?

And I still Rule!

Curiosity. I never hear anyone screaming outside my window. It's usually drowned out by the gunfire.

No, I just like being naked. Got a problem with that?

nothing. Nada. No clothes. Naked.

I'll admit when I took the test the first time, I was being a bit conservative, didn't want to get too kinky. Screw that, I'm going full bore now...

Congratulations, according to our experts, you are :

98% Sexy

I did that once with the old IPB Phaserboard. Tried to get the rank images working, and ended up screwing up the board.

yeah, he will.

khaki pants and a T-shirt.

Haha, I got you all beat (Are you surprised? Didn't think so.)

Congratulations, according to our experts, you are :

93% Sexy

*rolls eyes at Van Roy, and wonders if Larry the Cable Guy didn't write that 'Blue Balls' Christmas Carol just for him*

Any guesses as to what I'm wearing? No peeking under the spoiler...