Q stole my bike

I hate to say "I told you so" but if I had been given that job, I would have been much more discreet and stealthy. Pfft.

You're banned for only being the second coolest Romulan.

But then how could we consume massive amount of delicious Romulan ale?

Speaking of ale, something I'd really like to see is a Romulan and Belgian monk sitting down together to have a drink. They could exchange their respective high alcohol ales and talk about life. It would be a beautiful scene.

That's pretty nifty, but I still think the coolest way to open your beer is to use the ledge of a counter/tabletop/something to that effect.

winding down and having some good ole H2O, but I've had a black velvet (Guinness and Strongbow), a Sweetwater IPA, a plain strongbow, and a chardonnay. woooo.

Well how much is Platinum Membership?

2 Live chickens?.....

2 live chickens, a goat, a coyote, and a case of my favorite beer. The coyote cannot eat the chickens or the goat, and nobody can drink the beer. Oh, and you also need to prove that you can pour a perfect black and tan. You must also denounce all alliances and affiliations with any organization other that the glorious Romulan Star Empire.

That's about it.

You would have to pay for platinum membership.

I dunno who the chef is, but I'll be the brewer!

Certainly!

I, Q Stole My Bike, hereby proclaim myself dictator of the newly formed unofficial Romulan fan club. Membership fee is a pack of beer and a live chicken. Any member who does not pay their dues will be the victim of swift and brutal crushing.

We'll need a secret clubhouse and a secret handshake. Tuesday is potluck night.

steak + Sweetwater IPA = crazy delicious! Ooooh, especially if you throw in some blue cheese soooooo good!

I'm also obsessed with Carpaccio, which I'd probably pair with Duvel. Raw beef wins.

some guys just can't hold their arsenic

You're banned for not marrying me!

j/k

You're banned for shamelessly flirting with anyone who has two X chromosomes.

I like you because since we've never talked, you've got a clean slate.

Meat pies?

you're banned for banning people

How about a beer to wash down that cotton candy?

Can I have some poison cotton candy? I'm going to give it to the n00bs who stole my bike.

Well, I chose Guinness because it's (in my opinion) the only decent beer on the list, even though it's not exactly my favorite. Now, I like me some Guinness, but Beamish is a much better dry stout. I'm trying to think of what my favorite beer is, but I can't choose just one. Since it's a hot, icky day, I could really go for a Belgian strong ale (like Duvel) or a Tripel (Chimay white). God, but I really can't wait until my homebrewed Pilsner is done. Ooooh, oooh, and then there's the Galway Hooker, an Irish microbrew that I miss dearly. I'm gonna try to replicate that one, there's been a void in my heart ever since I came back to the States. Poo.

What else do I like? I like hard ciders, like Bulmer's and Strongbow. I like most dry wines and dry sparkling wines, like Cava. As far as the harder stuff goes, I'm a fan of dark rum. I'm not crazy about sweet or fruity mixed drinks. Savory ones are nice, like gin and tonic or a bloody mary.

This just in: Indiana Jones has promised to join the search for the missing bike! Apparently, he loves that red kool aid.

You're banned for being an attractive Romulan.

1.) We're free form! 2376 is not exactly a sim. We're not based around a single ship, space station, or even a single political power. We give you a starting point (right after the Dominion War ends) and you are free to make your own adventures and do whatever you want. Well, except break our rules. That doesn't fly with us.

2.) It's from the great mind that brought you The Adventures of STF.net, and it's a lot better than that could have ever hoped to be.

3.) If you so desire, you can play just about any canon character who fits the setting.

4.) My character works for the Tal Shiar. That's cool, right?

5.) We're brand new, and in need of awesome members.

6.) We've got plenty of room for scandal, and corruption, and adventure, and lies, and politics!

7.) Limited time offer: Join now and receive one free beer!

8.) Our banner looks pretty nifty.

9.) If you don't at least take a look, you will be added to the suspect list for the bike conspiracy.

10.) I know where you live!

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Spock's was the best. It's an evil beard! Sisko has a cool beard too, I guess.

I'd say that the worst is McCoy. He looks like a caveman.

you are banned for being confused