Q stole my bike

You're banned for being on top of me.

wait, what?

you're banned for winning the avatar contest

That was beautiful, and not just because of my love of Star Trek. I'll allow everyone to draw their own conclusions from that statement.

Torres and Kes, for the win!

There is more to a woman then her bra size

 

Well, duh, we can't procreate with just breasts.

 

I'm more of a leg person, myself.

you're banned for thinking my crazy is not as crazy as your crazy

You're banned for having lotuses (lotii?) everywhere

*clears throat*

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Boobies? Where?

You're banned for distracting me!

You're banned for being naughty

You're banned for banning someone for being depressed. Shame on you!

Adulthood is irrelevant!

Weird is in the eye of the beholder. Some people think sushi is weird, I think it's delicious.

Anyway, at the risk of sounding incredibly cheesey, if someone thinks your interests are weird (and not in the fun, quirky way) or doesn't at least tolerate them, they may not be the best person for you.

Well, what can I say. I'm just a fan of the vaguely androgynous look. Or completely androgynous, but that's not really Kira.

The Romulans would win, and here's how.

1. As a "peace offering" the Romulans send over a couple hundred barrels of Romulan ale. And maybe some of my special homebrew to spice things up.

2. The Cardassians get completely hammered.

3. The Cardassians get ownzed

After Bashir told Garak the parable about the little boy who cried wolf.

Bashir: "And what do you think the moral of the story is?"

Garak: "Never tell the same lie twice!"

you're banned for not realizing that draught stout drinks like a milkshake

You're banned for being STF's other token Romulan.

anchor steam beer

You're banned for thinking mind control isn't sexy. It's the best part!

You're banned for overuse of past tense.

you're banned for not having an avatar

/Why am I always drawn to the threads about alcohol? Oh yeah, it's because I'm a brewer, my Pilsner just finished aging, and I'm studying fermentation!

Quite honestly, I think it's a bit, well, illogical to completely do away with all consumption of alcohol. One can certainly enjoy an alcoholic beverage without getting intoxicated, and I think that what the Vulcan would want to avoid getting drunk. I don't know, maybe it's just my attitude toward drinking, but I can totally see a Vulcan drinking a glass of wine, a fine beer, or even a distilled beverage if the intention is purely to explore the nuisances of flavor of aroma. After all, fermentation IS a science, and a very complex one at that.

Then again, maybe I'm wrong and the Vulcans are really just tea-totalers. If that's the case, I'm sure glad I'm a Romulan!

Haha, another ancient thread! I still say Spock because Nimoy is an AWESOME actor, even if my dumb teenage Spock-crush has faded. On looks alone, I would go with Saavik, Valeris, or maaaaaybe T'pol. But Spock is still the best character, hands down!

Indeed it is. I have some Duvel in the fridge. It's not monk-made, but it's still one helluva beer!

In other news, I've started writing a spiffy Romulan fan-fic. It's the memoir of a Tal Shiar operative who became a traitor and faces execution. Awww.

you're banned for banning people