rob39874 0 Posted June 12, 2008 This is a fun thing I saw in another forum i will start off. 1. Picard goes to the replicater and asks for "Martini shaken but not stirred" 2. Picard says to worf "Fire at will" and Riker says "Why is it always fire at me?" 3. Data does a rap form of lifeforms and becomes the android Eminem. 4. Beverly finally gets up the nerve to tell Picard that Wesley is actually his son. 5. The Borg realise that Resistance is not futile and decide to mend there ways and become the future version of the Samaritans. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Takara_Soong 4 Posted June 12, 2008 6. Deanna Troi will provide information on a person's emotional state that isn't obvious to every non-empath in the universe. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
He Who Shall Not Be Named 2 Posted June 12, 2008 7. Wesley Crusher has sex. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MrPsychic 1 Posted June 12, 2008 8. Funding finally comes in for surge protectors on all consoles, thereby eliminating them exploding anytime the ship is struck by weapon fire, a power surge, someone sneezes in the cargo bay, etc. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rob39874 0 Posted June 12, 2008 9. A Redshirt scared of dying leaves Starfleet and on his way to a pleasure planet chokes on a chicken bone and dies wearing ironically a red shirt Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Takara_Soong 4 Posted June 12, 2008 I don't think we're limited to TNG here so how about: 10. Kirk saying "Sorry, not interested. You're not my type." 11. Scotty saying "Thanks for the drink offer, but I'm the designated driver tonight." 12. When ordered to answer a hail, Uhura saying "Answer it yourself. My nails aren't dry." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kor37 9 Posted June 12, 2008 McCoy saying....."Don't wait for me in the shuttle. I'll just transport over" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Itchygomba69 0 Posted June 13, 2008 Picard telling Wesley, "Use the Force Wesley Use the Force" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rob39874 0 Posted June 13, 2008 While kirk Mccoy and Spock are down on a alien planet Scotty in charge turns to uihura and says "You ever wonder whats under a scotsman's kilt lassie Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dabo Queen 0 Posted June 18, 2008 6. Deanna Troi will provide information on a person's emotional state that isn't obvious to every non-empath in the universe. BURN! Takara just busted out Deanna "It's hard to tell" Troi!!! :P Kai Winn turns to Major Kira and says, "You know what? We don't need to fight each other anymore...we should be best friends, in the loving spirit of the prophets." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oldfan1 0 Posted June 23, 2008 Wesley Crusher getting shoved out an airlock while not wearing a spacesuit. Too bad, it would be funny. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
youbroughtheryouRiker 2 Posted June 26, 2008 Harry Kim making the first move on a hot girl. Janeway chewing out the Doctor before the Doctor goes into a fit of remorse. T'Pol picking up Trip's drawl. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ddillard 2 Posted June 26, 2008 Picard Wearing a Tribble toupe Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Itchygomba69 0 Posted June 26, 2008 Bathroom breaks! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
He Who Shall Not Be Named 2 Posted June 26, 2008 Picard wearing a toupee Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ddillard 2 Posted June 26, 2008 Q asking Picard if he has any Grey Poupon Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Theunicornhunter 2 Posted June 26, 2008 Walter saying "chevron one encoded" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
youbroughtheryouRiker 2 Posted June 26, 2008 Lieutenants Arex and M'Ress engaging in interspecies romance. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ddillard 2 Posted June 26, 2008 The Trill Symbiotes exposed as Goa'uld sleeper agents. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
He Who Shall Not Be Named 2 Posted June 26, 2008 Announcer: "We've secretly replaced Scotty's dilithium crystals with new Folder's Crystals. Let's see if he can tell the difference." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ddillard 2 Posted June 26, 2008 Vic and The Doctor having a heartfelt discussion on why everyone forgets to turn of their programs. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DaboGirl 7 Posted June 26, 2008 Picard wearing a toupee Kirk not wearing a tribble toupee. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bethlehem 7 Posted June 26, 2008 Really following the Prime Directive. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ddillard 2 Posted June 27, 2008 Picard and Senior staff talking wondering where Q is and why they have not seen him lately. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Theunicornhunter 2 Posted June 27, 2008 The underside of a woman's breast Click for Spoiler: if that doesn't make sense - in the book The Making of Star Trek - Roddenberry mentions that was one thing the censors wouldn't let them show Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Enoch 0 Posted October 7, 2008 A major character spends the entire episode in the Holodeck without a single malfunction trapping him/her there. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Enoch 0 Posted October 7, 2008 An unknown ensign beams down as part of an away team and lives to tell the tale. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ian Wood 1 Posted October 7, 2008 Bones McCoy ends up marrying a Vulcan.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hooray for boobies 0 Posted October 8, 2008 Paul Hogan making a guest appearance? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KIMIMELA 1 Posted October 8, 2008 The Doctor from Voyager actually admitting he is something else other than a doctor. I love him on First Contact trying to entertain the Borg entering Sickbay! Anyone else agree? He is one of the best characters. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites