emanon 0 Posted March 20, 2003 What do you think Captain Kirk would do? faced with the current situation with Iraq? Do you reckon he would remove Saddam Hussien or stop the War. Would he try tohelp to overthrow Bush and Blair? Or would he try to find some alien to fall in love with? Personally I would go for the alien option...:) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Celtic_Swimmer 0 Posted March 20, 2003 He'd Fall in luv with an earth woman get her killed and leave.. -Laur :) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jefffitz 0 Posted April 22, 2004 He'd finally find the Kurds a homeland (not in the Seti Alpha system), he would personally give Saddam Hussein a thorough a** kicking, and then would have sex with as many Bedouin women as he could find- too, bad real life can't be like sci-fi! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nemesis 0 Posted April 22, 2004 He wouldn't interfere with a pre-warp civilization with possible ramafications of altering the future. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fenriz275 0 Posted April 22, 2004 He would have beamed down, mistaken Saddam for a Klingon, sent some redshirts to their doom, found a greenskinned woman and have sex with her(where in Iraq I have no idea), be captured in an obvious trap along with Spock and Bones, Spock figures out how to escape, Kirk beats the crap out of Saddam in a slightly cheesy action sequence complete with overly dramatic music, they all beam back to the Enterprise where Kirk says something that's witty to him at least while Bones rants at Spock who, as always has them both tuned out. And all inside of an hour. <_< Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jim Phaserman 0 Posted April 22, 2004 He'd order Baghdad torpedoed and phasered out of existence, had a brew with Bush and Blair, found Monica and pulled a Willy, then go to the 2004 CMT Flameworthy Music Awards and accept the award for best Cameo in a video since his alterego, William Shatner, couldn't be there. William Shatner, Little Jimmy Dickens, Jim Belushi, and Jason Alexander won for best Cameo! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Q stole my bike 0 Posted April 22, 2004 found Monica and pulled a Willy I was gonna say something like that, but you beat me too it! Yeah, Kirk would blow up a lot of stuff, go into one of those passionate speeches with a pause after every other word and over-enthusiastic hand movements, then have a party with all the ladies <_< Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hangon 3 Posted April 22, 2004 I think kirk would be at the bar trying to get close to the local ladys,and with his com he would tell spock to open fire. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nik 0 Posted April 22, 2004 He'd order Baghdad torpedoed and phasered out of existence, had a brew with Bush and Blair, found Monica and pulled a Willy, then go to the 2004 CMT Flameworthy Music Awards and accept the award for best Cameo in a video since his alterego, William Shatner, couldn't be there. William Shatner, Little Jimmy Dickens, Jim Belushi, and Jason Alexander won for best Cameo! Agreed. And he would have to somehow find Saddam, so he can hit him with a flying kick, then a two-fisted shot. Somehow, he'd have to get his shirt ripped off in the process. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tina 0 Posted April 22, 2004 Nothing but get his shirt ripped open and make out with some Iraqui chick Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Admiral Kirk 1 Posted April 22, 2004 Let's see.. He would certainly makeout with a Iraqui chick and I he would torpedoe and Phaser the insurgent s from orbit. Then again maybe he would not be there at all... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
