Q stole my bike 0 Posted June 17, 2004 Kirk: *with overly enthusiastic acting* To...BE....or not to.....BE....That IS the question......KAAAAAAAAAHHHN! Troi: To be or not to be? I sense doubt... Spock: To be or not to be...what an illogical question Bones: Damnit, Jim, I'm a doctor, not an actor! Data: Ah, the famous solioquy from Shakespeare's Hamlet in which Hamlet, the prince of the Danes, contemplates suicide... Worf: This play was much better in Klingon Quark: It depends, is there any latinum involved? Picard: *performed normally, with competent acting* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Valeris 2 Posted June 19, 2004 (edited) LMAO, quite funny and somewhat true, actually. Edited June 19, 2004 by Valeris Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mr.Picard 12 Posted June 19, 2004 So true. I love it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TrekkieMage 0 Posted June 19, 2004 LOL!! Very acurate! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jeanway 0 Posted June 19, 2004 ~~This is Hamlet, Prince of Denmark~~ He is in Mourning For his father who had just recently passed on This is Queen Gertrude, Hamlet's Mother She is definatley NOT in Mourning In fact she has just married her brother-in-Law, Claudius, The present king. They seem to be having quite a gay time of it "Hamlet, Darling, don't be a silly bore! Get into the swing! Enjoy yourself. Your only young once. Hamlet answers: "Oh, that this too, too solid flesh might melt, etc." This is Horatio, a soldier. a night ago he was on sentry duty when..... A ghost appeared!! Because this ghost bore a striking resemblance to the late departed king, Horatio rushed, post-haste to the presence of his old school chum, the melancholy Dane himself......... "Hamlet, Old Pal, you'll never guess whom I ran into last night?" The Prince decides to investigate the matter personally. The next night he stands where Horatio stood and sure enough in likewise manner.............. The old King appears. The two have a long chat. SHOULD I CONTINUE? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
