Wishfire 2 Posted April 26, 2005 You guys need to clean up around here. I feel like I'm going to barf from the odor. Time for this place to shine. *Grabs some chains and whips* How many girls are going to help me round up some of those guys. It's time to train them. Mua ha ha ha ha ha ha.:twisted: Here boys, come get the nice can of beer. 320382[/snapback] Just so you know, whips and chains are not a deterent for some of us... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LoveMalePecs1 0 Posted April 26, 2005 Not Keen on the Whips and Chains but I also wouldn't mind tying a Man to a Bed "Shirtless" of course at least with Velcro Straps on his Hands and Legs with however the addition of chains on his hands and i'd have the Keys to unlock them. :) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wishfire 2 Posted April 28, 2005 the addition of chains on his hands and i'd have the Keys to unlock them. B) B) B) B) 321091[/snapback] Well, you better! We're not all Houdinis! B) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hangon 3 Posted May 20, 2005 *BEAMS ABOARD* Just thought i would take the good ship.."Whats up hot stuff" for a spin around the block :) ..hell we got to get a cleaning lady or something cuz the dust is hurting my eyes .oooo a candy bar on the floor *brushes off dust* mmmm tasty :P Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wishfire 2 Posted June 4, 2005 Where's the keys? We need to go for a beer run! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hangon 3 Posted June 4, 2005 Where's the keys? We need to go for a beer run! 328851[/snapback] You start her up and i will get the cooler :beer: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wishfire 2 Posted June 5, 2005 Where's the keys? We need to go for a beer run! 328851[/snapback] You start her up and i will get the cooler :beer: 328855[/snapback] Gentlemen.... Start you kegerators! :) :lol: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hangon 3 Posted June 5, 2005 Where's the keys? We need to go for a beer run! 328851[/snapback] You start her up and i will get the cooler :beer: 328855[/snapback] Gentlemen.... Start you kegerators! :) :) 328921[/snapback] LOL.."Taxi the cocabana and dont stop for the red lights" :beer: :lol: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wishfire 2 Posted June 6, 2005 Wait a minute... isn't storage bay 3 full of nothing but booze? Did we already drink it all? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Angel of Darkness 0 Posted June 7, 2005 wow...long time since I've been here....anything changed? *wipes her finger along the wall* "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW!!!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wishfire 2 Posted June 8, 2005 wow...long time since I've been here....anything changed? *wipes her finger along the wall* "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW!!!" 329303[/snapback] Oh, yeah, lots of things have changed... Half the walls are completely covered with graffiti, we installed a vomitorium, the captain's chair is held together with duct tape, there's a new consule between the helm and the con (we sit there when we use the viewscreen to play video games :( ), and the arboretum is now a skate park. Our ship is so rad! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yillara Skye 1 Posted June 9, 2005 (edited) Steps back onto the bridge of the guys ship.... Well, it did not take long for the boys to mess this place up again. *shakes head and shrugs* oh, well.... Gets ready to beam back to the girls ship, but makes sure to leave the box of cleaning supplies beside the captains chair. Then again, the guys probably will use the stuff to create some sort of explosive device to amuse themselves.... but, there is always the chance they'll pick up and clean up after themselves. Edited June 9, 2005 by Yillara_Soong Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hangon 3 Posted June 9, 2005 wow...long time since I've been here....anything changed? *wipes her finger along the wall* "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW!!!" 329303[/snapback] Oh, yeah, lots of things have changed... Half the walls are completely covered with graffiti, we installed a vomitorium, the captain's chair is held together with duct tape, there's a new consule between the helm and the con (we sit there when we use the viewscreen to play video games ), and the arboretum is now a skate park. Our ship is so rad! 329542[/snapback] *does site to site transport*...hmm thats all cool but i miss something*looks around*..heyyyy where have the green dancers gone B) :) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wishfire 2 Posted June 9, 2005 wow...long time since I've been here....anything changed? *wipes her finger along the wall* "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW!!!" 329303[/snapback] Oh, yeah, lots of things have changed... Half the walls are completely covered with graffiti, we installed a vomitorium, the captain's chair is held together with duct tape, there's a new consule between the helm and the con (we sit there when we use the viewscreen to play video games ), and the arboretum is now a skate park. Our ship is so rad! B) B) 329542[/snapback] *does site to site transport*...hmm thats all cool but i miss something*looks around*..heyyyy where have the green dancers gone 329721[/snapback] Oh... Um... sorry. *Calls my quarters and tells the Orion girls they can leve now.* Heh... :) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Angel of Darkness 0 Posted June 17, 2005 *shakes head* ... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sorfiwien 0 Posted August 10, 2005 ok time for u boys to stop being lazy. *holds out a remote* if I push thins button all your beer will be jettisoned from the ship. NOW GET CLEANING!!! :twisted: and just in case i have a special password on the remote so only i can jettison the beer and if you destroy the remote your beer will be jettisone and blown up. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hangon 3 Posted August 11, 2005 ok time for u boys to stop being lazy. *holds out a remote* if I push thins button all your beer will be jettisoned from the ship. NOW GET CLEANING!!! :twisted: and just in case i have a special password on the remote so only i can jettison the beer and if you destroy the remote your beer will be jettisone and blown up. 346160[/snapback] *beams in*...drop the remote... put your hands where i can see them or the monkey gets it Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wishfire 2 Posted August 11, 2005 ok time for u boys to stop being lazy. *holds out a remote* if I push thins button all your beer will be jettisoned from the ship. NOW GET CLEANING!!! :twisted: and just in case i have a special password on the remote so only i can jettison the beer and if you destroy the remote your beer will be jettisone and blown up. 346160[/snapback] *Clings to the beer with a straw in hand* If the beer goes, I'm going with it! "You may take our lives! But you will never take... OUR LAGER!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LoveMalePecs1 0 Posted August 11, 2005 (edited) Great Idea having a skate park in the Arboretum on the ship for all those that might do alittle skateboarding Guys. :lol: :) Edited August 11, 2005 by LoveMalePecs1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sorfiwien 0 Posted August 12, 2005 ok time for u boys to stop being lazy. *holds out a remote* if I push thins button all your beer will be jettisoned from the ship. NOW GET CLEANING!!! :twisted: and just in case i have a special password on the remote so only i can jettison the beer and if you destroy the remote your beer will be jettisone and blown up. 346160[/snapback] *beams in*...drop the remote... put your hands where i can see them or the monkey gets it 346484[/snapback] *puts the remote in a pocket and zips it* Let go of the monkey or the beer gets it. *pulls a bottle of beer out of nowhere and holds a phaser to it* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Odo 0 Posted August 12, 2005 Reforms from dead plant. grabs beer and runs. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sorfiwien 0 Posted September 1, 2005 I've got plenty more where that came from. *mysteriously pull another can of beer out of nowhere* Nyeah Nyeah Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sorfiwien 0 Posted September 30, 2005 guys are such dummies. well most at least. :P Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wishfire 2 Posted October 3, 2005 Damn, it's been ages since I've been here. Look at this mess, the empty beer cans are up to my knees! Good work, boys! *Rummages through the empty beer cans and finds a half-drunk bottle of Southern Comfort.* Ugh, I'm still sick of this stuff from last night! *Tosses the bottle.* Something's wrong... I don't feel like drinking right now... I'm scared. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hangon 3 Posted October 4, 2005 Damn, it's been ages since I've been here. Look at this mess, the empty beer cans are up to my knees! Good work, boys! *Rummages through the empty beer cans and finds a half-drunk bottle of Southern Comfort.* Ugh, I'm still sick of this stuff from last night! *Tosses the bottle.* Something's wrong... I don't feel like drinking right now... I'm scared. 356024[/snapback] LOL me too...i forgot this place still existed .....hey look what i found...B)...bad candy bar B) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wishfire 2 Posted October 4, 2005 Um... that's not a candy bar. All the bathrooms were occupied, and no one was around, so... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sorfiwien 0 Posted November 8, 2005 you guys need to clean up around here. I feel like puking. *spots a tribble* Ohh a Tribble *chases after it, catches it, and beams back to the girls enterprise* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wishfire 2 Posted November 8, 2005 I seriously doubt a little more puke is going to be noticed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Matt 0 Posted November 8, 2005 This whole myth that girls are a lot cleaner than guys is quite unfounded. The girls toilets are often much dirtier than the guys, they just won't admit it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites