LordOfTheBorg 1 Posted March 3, 2004 (edited) http://www.shagrat.net/Html/cows.htm HOLY Canoley THIS IS SO FUNNY :biggrin: can someone put it on here? if its possible The Lyrics Click for Spoiler: [Am]Fat and docile, big and dumb They look so stupid, they aren't much fun [G]Cows aren't [Am]fun [Am]They eat to grow, grow to die Die to be et at the hamburger fry [G]Cows well [Am]done [Am]Nobody thunk it, nobody knew No one imagined the great cow guru [G]Cows are [Am]one [Am]He hid in the forest, read books with great zeal He loved Che Guevera, a revolutionary veal [G]Cow Tse [Am]Tongue [Am]He spoke about justice, but nobody stirred He felt like an outcast, alone in the herd [G]Cow dol[Am]drums [Am]He mooed we must fight, escape or we'll die Cows gathered around, cause the steaks were so high [G]Bad cow [Am]pun [Am]But then he was captured, stuffed into a crate Loaded onto a truck, where he rode to his fate [G]Cows are [Am]bummed [Am]He was a scrawny calf, who looked rather woozy No one suspected he was packing an Uzi [G]Cows with [Am]guns [Am]They came with a needle to stick in his thigh He kicked for the groin, he pissed in their eye [G]Cow well [Am]hung [Am]Knocked over a tractor and ran for the door Six gallons of gas flowed out on the floor [G]Run cows [Am]run! He picked up a bullhorn and jumped up on the hay We are free roving bovines, we run free today We will [F]fight for bovine [C]freedom And [E]hold our large heads [Am]high We will [F]run free with the [C]Buffalo, or [E]die Cows with [Am]guns [Am]They crashed the gate in a great stampede Tipped over a milk truck, torched all the feed [G]Cows have [Am]fun [Am]Sixty police cars were piled in a heap Covered in cow pies, covered up deep [G]Much cow [Am]dung Black smoke rising, darkening the day Twelve burning McDonalds, have it your way We will [F]fight for bovine [C]freedom And [E]hold our large heads [Am]high We will [F]run free with the [C]Buffalo, or [E]die Cows with [Am]guns [Am]The President said "enough is enough These uppity cattle, its time to get tough" [G]Cow dung [Am]flung [Am]The newspapers gloated, folks sighed with relief Tomorrow at noon, they would all be ground beef [G]Cows on [Am]buns [Am]The cows were surrounded, they waited and prayed They mooed their last moos, they chewed their last hay [G]Cows out[Am]gunned The order was given to turn cows to whoppers Enforced by the might of ten thousand coppers But on the horizon surrounding the shoppers Came the deafening roar of chickens in choppers We will [F]fight for bovine [C]freedom And [E]hold our large heads [Am]high We will [F]run free with the [C]Buffalo, or [E]die Cows with [Am]guns Edited March 3, 2004 by LordOfTheBorg Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MrScarey 0 Posted March 3, 2004 HAHA! That is funny, even though it is kinda liberal. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
removed 0 Posted March 3, 2004 *rolls eyes* Sorry didn't find it funny. It's sad how it shows violence can solve your problems. Not a very good message. *Sigh* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Odo 0 Posted March 3, 2004 WARPED SENSE OF HUMOR YOU HAVE THERE Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jim Phaserman 0 Posted March 3, 2004 Bysty, I think this was made as a joke, not neccissarily a real thing with a message. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jeanway 0 Posted March 3, 2004 OH MAN, I'M IN WISCONSIN, THE DAIRY STATE!!!!!! :huh: :blink: :biggrin: :huh: :lol: :lol: :P Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rivendells_king 0 Posted March 3, 2004 OH MAN, I'M IN WISCONSIN, THE DAIRY STATE!!!!!! :huh: :blink: :biggrin: :huh: :lol: :lol: :P ME TOO!!!!!!! Where do you live?? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fenriz275 0 Posted March 3, 2004 That was great! :biggrin: cept now I'm kind of hungry :huh: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
A l t e r E g o 9 Posted March 3, 2004 :huh: I wonder who created that, the Montana Militia??? :biggrin: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LordOfTheBorg 1 Posted March 3, 2004 there are credits on the end AE. Also, I DIDNT CREATE THIS, I JUST FOUND IT ON THE NET! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Mike_Hines01 Posted March 3, 2004 Maybe it's just me, but I thought that was quite funny :biggrin: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jeanway 0 Posted March 3, 2004 This is known as ' guilt by association' or, just kidding, I know this one is mathematical, ' associative properties'. Sorry, lotb, things don't always turn out the way we planned???? :P Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Holland 0 Posted March 3, 2004 :P :P That is hilarious! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
removed 0 Posted March 3, 2004 Bysty, I think this was made as a joke, not neccissarily a real thing with a message. Ya. I know. I tend to overanalyze everything though. It's a fault. Lol. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shrek 0 Posted March 3, 2004 (edited) :P Click for Spoiler: That was good! Edited March 3, 2004 by shrek Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tina 0 Posted March 3, 2004 WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT!!!!!!!!!!!?! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LordOfTheBorg 1 Posted March 3, 2004 it was a funny video Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stoned_vulcan 0 Posted March 12, 2004 Im scared someone hold me... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Star Trek Fan 0 Posted March 13, 2004 (edited) :) :( :lol: LOL!!! Edited March 13, 2004 by harrykim Share this post Link to post Share on other sites