Capt_Picard

Granted, but you have to get it from 50 women who just went on diets.

I wish I was better at telling jokes.

Granted, but it's from a fat hairy guy.

I wish there was a way to go to space fast and easy.

I heard this, but...

Build them again, but a story higher.

What's the wrost that could happen? *Asteroid hit and whipes out all Raelity TV shows and the people that stop Enterprise from getting a 5th season* See what I mean...

*Grabes phaser and blast everything flying at him*

OK what about this?

*Throws Spot at everyone*

One should go and see all of the great battlegrounds. From Bunker Hill to Yorktown, Gettysburg, and Pearl to Normandy.

Today just does not stand for freedom, but the people that fought and died for it, the people that used their freedom to help others become free, the people that, and by the use of thier freedom, made the world a better place. The people who signed the that little pice of paper 229 years go knew that if they lost that war they would be hunted and killed. This day means, at least to me, that you, if you really belive in what you are doing, wound put everything on the line, even your life, to see it through. Many have done that for thier family, thier friends, and thier nation, but few put it down on paper.

About time some one replyed back.

*Throws all the Enterprise he can think of at everyone... that would be about 20 ships... going from the first on in 1776*

(My dad being president is better then any CEO I can think of)

Granted, but you could only get it if you lived in NYC, LA, San Fran, DC, or Seattle.

I wish I had more time on the net.

(Rather die beofre I use a mac)

Granted, but it's 19.2 KBs.

I wish that some one from Washington state could be president of the U.S.A.

Granted, but it's only on Sci-Fi

I wish Windows didn't have so many updates.

Granted, but everyone else is 4 years old singing Barney songs.

I wish they stop making reality TV shows.

"It's log, it's log, what a wonderful toy..." Yeah it was great. And... "Don't Go on the Electric Fence!"

If I had the time and the tech I could make a cool one, but I'll have to wait until next year.

Way to go Canada!!! I just hope that people stop making fun the nation because right now I thin I might move up there... more trees!!!!

I'm not sure if this is from Star Trek or another show but...

"It's all about the ears!!!"

Yes, but many people at my house don't... I have already called in a HAZMAT team.

Right when I get up every day. It's the only time of the day I can use the bath room for a half hour (shower, dress, brush teeth, ect...) and not get out every time some one stops by (again another long story of my life).

There are two types of dating. Carbon I think goes back only 25,000... but it has been a long time since Earth/Space class.

Wow!!! This is one of the most active topics I've started... Yeah it was funny, but still I had to hit the mute when Shatner was singing.

I was watching USA a few hours ago and I saw Kirk dance and singing with Strom Troopers... Evil!!! Anyways... I have to ask why?

Great... so how long do we have to wait and please tell me this doesn't turn into the next Win 95?

Well you did say "I faced death this morning." and I haven't seen my aunt in some time... so I put two and two... and... well.

You married my aunt... my I really feel sorry for you.