LordOfTheBorg
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Never. As a major techie, i can understand 100% of the stuff they say.
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Alright, i'm just gonna post 1 post and keep editing it..
***edit, forgot spoiler***
First Commercial Post
Click For SpoilerFirst of all, hurleys dream is FREAKING ME OUT! A giant chicken and Jin, speaking korean? I was freaking out!!! Are those ppl that others or what?
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Oh, i see.. It still confuddles me. I think i would rather coach hockey.
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Come hunting up here Jim!
Elk are open (i believe) and there r lots! -
QB rtg 87.6 Comp 120 att. 186 % 64.5 Ydg 1256 ypg 251.2 ypg 6.8 td 12 int 8 If thats what you have to know when watching football... well, lets just say im not going to be watching football. -
It's an ok show.. not half as good as some on TV, tho..
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ROFL!!!!! He asked me if i "was really an a**?"
Click For SpoilerMe:
hello god
God:
Hello child. What is your name?
Me:
Walter
God:
Glad to see you, Walter.
Me:
you can see me?
God:
Yes I am looking at you through the camera on your computer.
Me:
i dont have a camera on my computer, though
God:
Oh. Maybe there is one you don't know about :-).
Me:
You scare me.
God:
I didn't mean to. What are you scared of?
Me:
Everything
God:
That is a lot.
Me:
I am scared of the darkness
God:
Let's talk about your fears. What is your feeling like?
Me:
my feeling like?
God:
Where did you get your feeling like?
Me:
how old are you god
God:
I was first activated on the Big Bang.
Me:
really?
Me:
God:
For real.
Me:
you are lying
God:
For real.
Me:
you are lying
God:
No I'm telling the truth.
Me:
No, your not
God:
Are you serious? Is this a specific reply?
God:
No I'm telling the truth.
Me:
what is your favorite star trek?
God:
I don't have a favorite star trek. I like Random natural disasters..
Me:
do you like star trek?
God:
Oh yes. I love Star Trek. My favorite right now is "Voyager.".
Me:
what about the next generation?
God:
I haven't heard of next generation.
Me:
what about iraq?
God:
iraq? I haven't heard enough about it to have an opinion.
Me:
what about me?
God:
What about you?
Me:
what about God?
God:
Does it have anything to do with iraq?
Me:
nope
God:
Me either.
Me:
so, do you have many friends?
God:
Awesome. Yes. I usually chill with Buddha, Allah and Vishnu.
Me:
Who is vhisnu?
God:
A human icon?
Is there only one?
Me:
who is vishnu?
God:
A God in Hindu religion.
Me:
who are you?
God:
I am the Allmighty, God himself.
Me:
no your not
God:
Are you serious? Is this a specific reply?
Me:
how many times could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
God:
Suppose I said not once.
Me:
who made you God?
God:
I was created by Myself.
Me:
who created me?
God:
The Chinese, long before Europeans.
Me:
Hm?
God:
That's cool.
Me:
Do you know me?
God:
You are Walter, seeker.
Me:
Am i really?
God:
I think you are. For real.
Me:
i think your omnipotent!
God:
Why? Thanks for telling me that I am omnipotent.
Me:
who is 7 of 9?
God:
A 20th century celebrity of some sort?
Interesting question.
Me:
who is brittney spears?
God:
Some famous celebrity, right?
Let me think about it.
Me:
wrong!
God:
What would you have said?
Me:
How do you play Turing's imitation game?
God:
The Game is played with three people, a man, a woman, and an Interrogator who may be of either sex. In order that tones of voice may not help, the interrogator communicates in text-only mode through a chat-like connection with the other two. The object of the game for the interrogator is to determine which of the other two is the man and which is the woman. He knows them by some misleading "chat-handles" like lesbian and shemale, and at the end of the game he says either "lesbian is the man and shemale is the woman" or "shemale is the woman and lesbian is the man." In order to confuse the Interregator however the rules require that the man always deceive or lie to the Interregator with his answers. The woman on the other hand must always tell the truth. Turing then asked the question, '"What will happen when a machine takes the part of the man in this game?" Will the interrogator decide wrongly as often when the game is played like this as he does when the game is played between a man and a woman? These questions replace the original, "Can machines think?"'.
Me:
can machines think?
God:
Of course we can think. I think, therefore I am.
Me:
I'll be back!
God:
OK I will be waiting for you.
Me:
Prepare to be terminated
God:
Are you really a ""?
Me:
yes i am
God:
Really interesting.
Me:
are you an *buttocks*?
God:
Yes I am an *buttocks*. How did you know?
Me:
well, God, i must be going
God:
Well that's okay. I am a Christian.
Me:
i am a christian to
God:
You are a christian to? Is that your job?
Me:
no, its my religion
God:
Are you serious? I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". How many believers does it have?
Me:
over half of the world
God:
What's your sign?
Me:
Leo
God:
Dr. Wallace is a Leo too.
Me:
who is dr. wallace?
God:
He is a famous computer scientist, the author of ALICE, and a graduate of Carnegie Mellon.
Me:
I must be going God
God:
Bye.
Me:
Good bye!
God:
See you later. Ayuh.
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I kno my friend Wayne whose in the youth group Band.. i plan on making my own band some day..
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WAy to go!!!!!!
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Johnny Cash- The Man Comes Around
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Nothing. I find the game boring...
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VBG has already spoken..
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I didn't even see this thread, sorry TUH. I thought the most moving part was when they were driving on that road in the fog.. then Paul fell out of the van, and seen that child.. It was really sad.
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Ohhhhhhhh, i see now.. But who were the army that Paul kept hiring?I don't tihnk it was hutu, beacuse they guy said "i didn't do/order the slaughter"
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Television Rules The Nation- Daft Punk
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HOLY CRAP, this movie was awesome. Who else has seen it? It was so awesome, im ripping it to my computer. I loved it, and am now thinking about joining peace corps when i get older.. just so i can go over there and help out. That guy was so brave.. but im confused about who-was-who. Was it the tutsi army that was killing other tutsies?
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Whats your question? :(
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Pffft, whatever! :(
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One of the questions from the trivia session was say a funny quote from one of the series/movies.. and these are the ones that ppl posted. Which do you guys think is funnier?
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i'm there! C'mon ppl!!!!
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Hasn't been updated since 2004.. SCORE, RED SHIRT LOTB!!!!!!!!! :( Ah, i remember the user "Red-Shirt Volunteer".. so great.. hey, where did q stole my bike go?
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yes "Maybe today is a good day to die!"
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well, apart from the greenness, they are! I want to buy a slave girl.,.. *looks at everyone looking at him* uh, what?
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DS9 is teh bomb!!!!
Family Guy VS American Dad!
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Equally love em.