LordOfTheBorg

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  1. #1: If you're waiting in the nurse's office for ages, you say "computer, activate EMH"

    #2: You tap your chest when you want to call someone.

    #3: If you're lost in a mall you go up to the directory and say "computer, show me the way to Starbucks"

    #4: When your friends wander off you say "computer, locate Chris"

    #5: You walk into doors because you expect them to open automatically and then say "computer, security overwrite code Xule-1165-alpha-omega"

    #6: You walk up to the microwave and say "computer, earl grey tea, hot, one sugar"

    #7: When you're in the mood you tell your partner you are going through the pon farr. If they aren't willing, you try to use the Mak-soh-ilk mind-meld on them.

    #8: You walk into a diner and expect to see Neelix serving Talaxian meat broth.

    #9: You break your TV, so you tap your chest and say Xule to Ensign Taurik, I need you to fix the TV

    #10: You start a pointless thread on a random website just to show these points.


  2. I would never make it in any part of the army.. apart from maybe a cook.. as i am to fat, so i can't do any (well, i could.. it would just be hard on me and would take me forever.. ) of the physical stuff they put you through.. I don't even think there is any part of the army that you DON'T have to do PT.. But, the army is fun if you are fit and such.. Air force especially, as (depends on your position) you get to fly planes! You'll have lots of fun, make lots of friends, and get to do something for your country!


  3. He has a point about all the stuff that surrounds the prom.. all the myths and such.. Personally, i wouldn't have cared if he had cancled the prom at my school( if he were my principal) as i would'nt have gone anyway.. It's just a dance, FGS.. It not like if you don't go to it you will die or something..


  4. I've been watching DS9 on spiketv weekdays, cause the teachers r on strike.. it's very confusing, as i haven't seen any of the back episodes, so i don't know whats going on.. i s'pose i'll have to pay the 600 dollars and buy the DVD set from amazon.com or something.. *collects money*

     

    Such things confuse me as: Worf and dax?? <_< when did that happen? Since when did the jem'hadar attack? Who ARE the Jem'hadar??? *cries from confusion* And i always thought that Worf was son of Mogh, not of the house of Martok... :veryangry: