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The brilliant but slightly unbalanced Victorian scientist Dr was working in his lab on his latest creation. Using the power of :nuke: he planned on creating a new breed of supermen that would do his bidding. Throwing the switch lightning flashed and the equipment in his lab short circuited. There was an explosion. The Dr peered through the smoke and saw .

"Well I say :) ." The Dr remarked. "Not exactly what I was going for now is it."

The Dr attempted to communicate with the creature. It responded with unintelligible mutters. The Dr was :) . The Dr decided to let the creature run free in the park.

:) :) :) :P :partytime:

I could see them putting a bunch of coffee drinkers in a house and then taking away all of the coffee. And the sodas, and the tea, and the chocolate. Good Lord! There'd be bodies on the floor before the first week was over. :)

Fenriz standing in the smoking crater that used to be his house. A bicycle messenger wheels up and hands him a note. It says:

:)

You've just inherited a :) farm.

Fenriz does a little dance in his front yard. The next day he arrives at his new spread. Just as Fenriz starts to breath easy his tribble coop explodes. A giant :tank: drives through the rubble. The soldier in the tank explains. "Sorry buddy. We're using this place for wargames." As the tank rumbles away the soldier turns around and gives Fenriz a :tongue_ss: While Fenriz is standing there with the dust and smoke blowing around him he :) , A bird flying overhead poops on his head, squawks and flies away.

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:) :) :wink2: :pepsi: :P

The World's Greatest Lover, :schnauz: was at a costume ball in Venice. He tried his best lines on the ladies but all he got from them was a :) Thinking hard he had an :P He left the ball and returned a little while later. Now he was dressed as :alucard: The dangerous and mysterious outlaw. Sauntering up to a dark haired woman he laid the charm on real thick. To everyone's surprise, especially his, it worked. The lady led him outside. Underneath the moonlight she turned into a :vampire: The World's Greatest Lover wet himself then ran away screaming all the way home.

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:santa2: :bash: :) :) :)

Professor Fen is in his office and he gets bored. He starts playing with the things on his desk and accidentally staples his :msn-tongue: to his desk. He dials 911 but all he can do is mumble with his tongue in it's current state. The operator listens for a while :) She traces the call. A group of :fireman2: bust through the door to Fen's office and see him stapled to his desk.

The next day Fen tries to play the whole incident off while someone :) and saws and drills, fixing the damage that was done to Fen's office. Outside Fen is met by his students who carry signs that tell him to :rockon: Especially since he can't give any lectures with his tongue all bandaged up.

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:) :msn-wink: :kid: :wink2: :)

Fenriz was having some repairs done to his house after 'someone' flung a cow through his roof. The contractor gave Fen the bill. Fen freaked and :bash: . All of the worker stood around and :gossip: while Fen chased their foreman around the yard. "I could have done the work myself you cheat! And done a better job!" Fen yelled. The foreman jumped in his van and drove away. Fen was cleaning up the mess left by the construction in his yard when a :tomcat: flew over and blew Fen's house to smithereens. Next door Jeanway was doing a little :) when she looked over and saw Fenriz :msn-cry: and holding a charred plastic flamingo.

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:king: :wwww: :thumbup: :) :)

A very lonely :1eye: was walking through the woods. He was very :sadwalk: ever since that mean ol' Odysseus killed his best friend. Suddenly a :fox: ran across the path in front of him. He chased it into the underbrush but hit his head on a low hanging branch and knocked himself unconscious. A squirrel walked by and saw him and held up a :stupid: , then scampered up a tree after wizzing on the unconscious creature. When he woke up he heard music. Following the sound he emerged in a clearing where a :band: was running through their set. He was happy now and danced until it was very late.

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:innocent_: :devil: :) :da-boot: :)

Oops. I forgot and then had to edit to get them in under the limit.

Here you go:

:cool1: :) :) :) :sleepy:

It was a typical day in Paris. The Queen was sampling new dishes for the Royal Banquet she was hosting the following week. Lines of eager chefs were waiting to impress her with their dishes. "Your majesty the next sample was prepared by a newcomer. A Chef Allister PooPoo." Her Royal Assistant announced.

"Did you say his name was PooPoo?" The Queen asked.

"Yes. Your Highness." The Assistant answered.

"This better be good." She said. The Queen was :) Chef PooPoo came forward carrying a large silver platter. He lifted the lid to reveal raw serpent worms. The Queen :) her lunch up.

"I hate Klingon food. :giljotiini: with his head!" She commanded.

After the unfortunate chef was dragged away another was led in. He bowed low.

"Your majesty. I have prepared a delicate cream of :nuke: " The confident man announced.

"WHAT?" The Queen was :) as she commanded him to be dealt with.

"Who's next?" She asked.

"A Chef Ronald McDonald with something he calls a 'Big Mac'." Her Assistant replied.

"This better be good."

Oops forgot these:

:cool1: :) :) :P :sleepy:

I thought it was obvious from "The Phantom Menace" that Palpatine was Sidious. I didn't know there was any debate about this until I read this thread. :) If Palpatine isn't Sidious then Lucas has spent a lot of story developing Palpatine as a character and how he rises to make himself Emperor only to throw some other character at us in the 3rd episode. That would be pretty annoying if you ask me. JarJar level annoying. :)

I always had a problem with the Darren(s) forbidding Samantha to use her powers too. I just didn't get it. I always thought to myself, "Man. What is his problem? Maybe Sam can twitch her nose and get that stick out of his butt." I remember she always used her powers anyway so Darren 1 and Darren 2 were kinda full of hot air weren't they? :)

This also reminds me of "I Dream Of Jeannie". Major Nelson didn't like Jeannie using her powers either. He was a real stick in the mud. I bet him and the Darren(s) would have got along well.

Still, they were both just sitcoms from the 60's. I remember seeing some old commercials for cigarettes that were ok at the time too. Society changes over time so television shows are going to change to reflect the times they were made in. I'm not too sure how accurate a picture of society any sitcom gives anyway. Personally I was always more of a Gilligan's Island fan. :)

Sven was working out while listening to his :walkman: Gretchen was doing some :sport: . They were both "Feelin' da burn. Ya betcha." Gretchen finished her workout and went to take a shower. A couple of miscreants tried to peep under the door so they could snap a :) While they were :worthy: on their hands and knees trying to catch a peek Sven came up behind them. " :P " He said. "Looks like you boys vill need da special Sven workout." Sven dragged them off by their ankles. Several hours later they were wheeled out of the gym on gurneys after an afternoon of "Feelin' da burn."

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:) :) :) :) :)

- free marijuana (this will improve the food and water shortages because unconscious people don't eat or drink)

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Um...I don't think any of your supporters will remember to vote, or anything else.

I think this could be very useful technology. From my limited knowledge I know that when cancer spreads out beyond where surgery isn't an option to remove it they have to use radiation and chemotherapy to fight it. From what I've witnessed these treatments can be devestating. I've seen people left so sick and weak from chemotherapy they couldn't eat enough to keep up their strength. If this technology allows doctors to destroy cancer cells individually without harming healthy cells it could be the 'cure' everyone hopes for.

I had a site-related nightmare where every time I clicked on the Reply button it deleted my post instead.

It was a dark and stormy night. A bunch of STF members had decided to spend the night in a creepy old mansion. While they were sitting around a roaring fire the electricity went out. They were all Strange scraping sounds could be heard. Someone asked if anyone had brought any marshmallows. Everyone yelled at the person. " :angry: and Shut Up! Listen" They all whispered. The fire went out and it was dark. The scraping was coming closer. As a flash of lightening lit up the room. It was a :mummy: They all ran pell-mell out of the front door and down the street. The mummy saw itself in the mirror and . "Hey sexy." It said as it studied it's reflection.

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:doctor: :koolaid:

Getting the alien device to work wasn't an easy task. Belanna was able to get it connected to Voyager's sensors and powered up but neither Harry Kim or her were able to get it to work with Voyager's sensors properly. All the computer could make from it's readings was gibberish. It wasn't until Harry was able to write a program that translated the information the device transmitted into a form Voyager's computer could interpret, that the device provided them with any useful sensor data. When the first streams of information were finally read by the computer they were astonished by how clearly the device enabled them to scan the nebula. With their newly enhanced sensors Voyager's crew could plot a course straight through the nebula to the other side without having to crawl along to avoid the pockets of denser matter in the nebula. They could now see in the dark.

By going straight through the nebula Voyager shaved several days off of it's journey. Exiting the nebula they scanned for any signs of pursuit. "Nothing on long range scans. Either inside or out of the nebula." Harry Kim reported.

"It is highly improbable that the Vidiians are still pursuing us. If they are we have out distanced them by a considerable margin. Lt Paris. Set a course for 'New Earth.' Warp 8." Tuvok said.

As Voyager sped towards the distant planet Harry Kim and Tom Paris went off duty. As they were in the mess eating their dinner Harry Kim filled Tom in on what he had learned about the alien device. "Whoever designed it obviously had a lot of experience dealing with dark matter. I think it was specifically designed to work inside of the nebula or another one similar to it." Harry said.

"I wonder how that trader came across it?" Tom asked.

"There's no telling. I've never seen anything like it. I'll bet whoever lost it would like to have it back." Harry added.

Someone knocked on my door. It was :angry: . He was bringing me a present because he thought it was . I told him it wasn't so he got in his :cool: mobile and drove away. After he left I was attacked by a swarm of :vampire: I ran down the street screaming and plowed into a little old lady who my butt and left me unconscious in the street.

:tooth: :chef: :kowabunga:

Neelix was in a shop on the station. The owner of the shop had a device that Neelix had never seen before. The shop owner was working hard on selling the object to Neelix. "It's origin is unfamiliar to me but I have scanned it and it's some kind of advanced sensor device. I've been unable to interface it with anything I have here." The shopkeep explained.

"Interesting. But I don't think it's anything we could use. Voyager's sensors are very advanced." Neelix countered.

"Well I'm really trying to get rid of it anyway. I could let you have it for a copy of your ship's star charts." The merchant offered.

"It's a deal." Neelix used his PADD to download a copy of Voyager's charts to the alien's computer. He exited the shop carrying the device and made his way to the station's transporter room. After beaming back to Voyager he left the device in Engineering.

In the briefing room Neelix told everyone about the device. "If it really is an advanced piece of sensor equipment and we can interface it with Voyager's sensors we could increase our speed through the nebula." Harry Kim observed.

"Agreed. Ensign Kim. I want you to work with Lt Torres to integrate the device with Voyager's systems. In the mean time we'll resume our course to 'New Earth'." Tuvok said. As everyone was leaving the room Tuvok stopped Neelix. "Mr Neelix. I found your bartering while on the station to have been most efficient."

Neelix felt like he was going to burst with pride. Coming from Tuvok this was high praise. "Thank you Commander. I did my best." He replied. Neelix hummed a song to himself as he cooked lunch that day for the crew.

Voyager remained at the space station in the nebula for a few weeks. The station provided a safe harbor for those who came there to trade. No violence was permitted on the station or outside in it's immediate vicinity. The second day that Voyager was there they got a demonstration of this. The crew of a Kazon raider tried to board another ship that they accused of cheating them. The station's weapon systems crippled the Kazon vessel and forced it to limp out of the nebula and to another port on impulse power.

Tuvok and the crew of Voyager took this opportunity to repair and upgrade the ship's systems. Neelix was able to practice his hand at haggling. Even Tuvok was impressed by how many much needed parts and equipment he was able to acquire. After nearly a week Voyager was fully repaired and Belanna and her team in engineering had even been able to enhance Voyager's shields and weapon systems. While the crew completed a few remaining system checks before the resumed course for 'New Earth' where Janeway and Chakotay were waiting for them. Neelix was taking the opportunity to see if he could pick up any last minute items on the station that Voyager might need.

My stomach when I go to the grocery hungry:

Eww pig's feet. Let's pick up a jar. Or how about those yummy looking pickled eggs? Who doesn't like pink eggs? Oh! Oh! Canned beets.

::the camera cuts to Fenriz who's eating a Krispy Kreme glazed donut.::

Oh...Uh...Hi Folks.

::Tosses the donut over his shoulder::

Uh...another typical day here in 'The Bowels', nothing special. Hot, humid. The air hangs there unmoving, like a fart in an elevator. I almost wish it would rain. Something to get the air moving around here. It's quiet here. Too quiet.

Back to you Jeanway.

I was talking on the :phone1: when I smelled something funny. I thought "

Where's that smell coming from?" I began to look around. After looking around for quite a while I food the cause of the odor. It was coming from the fridge. Inside I found something that had evolved into a sentient lifeform. It ordered me to worship it. :worthy: I pretended to obey until I found a can of :toot: After cleaning out the fridge I wrote a letter of thanks to the manufacturer of Lysol.

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:angry:

I always end up cutting everything open, but only after I've spent a few minutes pulling and cursing at the bag. It's very similiar to my ketchup bottle rant and the aspirin-bottle-cotton-ball-index-finger-jig.

No offense to the Harry Kim fans out there but to me he was always like soggy toast.