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The only thing better than See's Fudge is free See's Fudge. :)

 

I think they should have a aisle in the grocery of 'stick' food. Crab sticks, string cheese, jerky. All kinds of things you can eat while you're at the computer.

I've always thought corndogs where funny. A hotdog is pretty simple but somewhere, someone took a look at a hotdog and thought, "Hmm. If I jam a stick in one end of these I can add a unnecessaryand inedible component to this mix. I'll do it." :) Whoever it was I bet they were fudgy at the time.

I think this gives an idea of the area of the world where the show 'LOST' takes place.

*thwacks RK with a pantless yard gnome*

 

I think it's a dinosaur too, or a dinosaur monkey. :) :)

:) <------This smiley is me when I try to figure out what the big deal over this is. It was just a boob.

 

Hey. Is it still technically a Live broadcast if it has a 10 second delay? I'd like to see a Live broadcast that has a 10 second preview. Now that would be something. :)

After a full 24 hours of sleep and rest Janeway was feeling better. Chakotay decided to bring her breakfast in her quarters. The babies were being tended in sick-bay by the Doctor and a never ending parade of volunteers. Neelix made her a pot of her favorite coffee along with Belgian Waffles, her favorite breakfast. Chakotay brought a tray to her quarters. The door beeped.

"Enter." Janeway said, knowing it could only be Chakotay.

"Good Morning Catherine. How are you feeling?"

She sat up in bed and said."I'll survive, I hope."

They both smiled at each other and he put the tray down on her bed then sat on the edge. He put his hand on hers and looked into her sleepy eyes.

"We have to name the babies, Catherine." He said.

"I'll need some coffee before I can even attempt such a daunting task." She said with a smile.

 

"I had a name in mind if it was a boy." She said "But now we need a girls name too." Chakotay thought for a moment then said to her.

"Catherine, would you have any objections to me naming her after my mother?" Janeway thought for a moment then said.

"I think that would be lovely. What was her name? I don't think you've ever mentioned her before, only your father."

Chakotay said. "Her name was Leedah. What do you think?" He asked.

"I love it." She answered then added.

"I had a name in mind for a boy, my Grandfather's, his name was Ahrohn." Chakokay smiled immediately and said. "I like it."

Squash, lots of different kinds.

 

What are some of your favorite vegetables? How do you like them cooked, or do you like them raw? I've been trying to eat more vegetables lately myself. Apparently ketchup doesn't count. Who knew? I'm going to get some squash next trip to the grocery. I've never cooked it before but I'm gonna try.

 

Broccoli is probably one of my favorites

And peas. I love peas.

Carrots are also good. Made with just a little brown sugar and cooked just long enough so they're still crisp.

Hi Folks. Fenriz reporting to you live from 'The Bowels of H**l' Actually a cool day here. I guess Summer's over. It almost jacket weather already .

 

In related news, the building in Maryland that housed the mainframe computer for where I work was destroyed by a tornado last night. I don't think anyone was hurt, just property damage. Some genius also decided to put the backup to the mainframe in the same building so it was wiped out too. That's what I call expert decision making.

 

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I wish I could hold Lida's hand. I would like to go to the Lake with her and then later watch the gang tweet together.

A Geo?!!! :wacko:

 

Sounds almost like mine. I have one of those old computers that you have to stoke with coal and then turn a little crank to get it to start. It also helps if you yell "Contact!" when you try to boot it up. :o :P

You don't stub your toe in the first 15 minutes after you wake up. :wacko:

I'm thinking Microsoft should replace the 'Blue Screen of Death' with a picture of a big middle finger. :wacko:

On board the alien ship, it's Captain watched his viewscreen. It's course and speed were updated constantly.

"What are they doing?" He thought to himself. The ship was on a course straight into a area of space that his people had forbidden their ships to travel through. Several centuries ago one of his race's most brilliant scientists began experimenting with a highly dangerous particle. Unstable, it was capable of yielding vast amounts of energy, but if it could be harnessed it would have ushered in a golden age for his people. The experiments ended in disaster. Containment of the particle failed and the resulting catastrophe had destroyed several star systems.

 

"By the Gods. These aliens don't know where they're heading." The Captain thought. His first officer approached.

"You are aware of where the aliens are heading?" The Captain asked him.

"Yes Sir. If they're attempting to retrieve the Omega Molecule from one of the unstable planets in the forbidden sector they could trigger another cataclysm." He answered.

"We cannot allow that. I was willing to hear their 'story' of how they came about having a piece of our technology on their ship but now I no longer have the luxury of diplomacy. Increase our speed to maximum. Prepare the ship for battle." The Captain ordered. His first officer saluted, then carried out his Captain's orders.

After making a brief report Tuvok wished them both well until his next transmission. Sitting back in his chair Chakotay digested the new information they had learned.

"At least we know now that we weren't imagining all of these unusual incidents." Chakotay said.

"What ever is going on it's planet wide. With only a tri-corder to work with we would have never figured it out. They'll have a better chance of solving this puzzle on Voyager." Janeway said.

Chakotay spent the rest of the day trying to salvage what he could of their belongings. Janeway tried to help him.

"Catherine? You look exhausted. Why don't you try to get some rest. I can take care of this." Chakotay suggested. Janeway started to protest but she had to admit to herself that she was feeling very tired. Chakotay managed to repair the beds and brought hers back into the cabin so she could lay down after her ordeal. She layed down and fell asleep in her room.

 

Meanwhile Chakotay busied himself washing and bringing back those things that were left. The monkeys ran around him, always getting in his way and scrapping and fighting with each other like children. As he finished bringing in the last few things, he also brought in some firewood and got the fire going for their evening meal. He opened the cellar door in the floor and went down to get some meat and what was remaining of the roots and greens. Once the fire was ready he threw slabs of meat on the grate and had a large pot of water boiling for the roots.

 

"Catherine." He whispered through a crack in her bedroom door. She moaned then answered him.

"Yes, what is it?" She said groggily.

"Are you hungry?" He asked.

"Mmmmm, I'm starved." She answered. She got up and went outside for a moment to visit the outhouse then returned to find he had set the table and her meal was waiting for her.

On the bridge of an alien ship an officer reported to his Captain.

"Sir? We've detected a sensor signal from one of our ships that was destroyed several months ago."

The Captain looked at the data presented to him. On his data screen the image of an unfamiliar starship was displayed.

"What do we have in the database about this ship?" He asked his officer.

"Nothing Sir. It's completely unknown to us."

 

While it wasn't clear from this extremely limited information who these newcomers were and whether or not they were responsible for the destruction of their comrades' ship, the Captain intended to find out.

"Set an intercept course and engage the phase cloak."

The alien ship shimmered out of this reality just as it went to warp, heading straight towards Voyager.

7 of 9 notices something odd happening in Astrometrics. She can't understand these new readings showing on her starscreen. She taps her com-badge.

"Captain Tuvok, could I see you in Astrometrics right away, there is something you need to see." He answers.

"I'll be right there 7." Tuvok enters the lab.

"Look at these readings." She says to him.

"Ah, very unusual, I don't think I've ever seen anything like this before." He says.

"Neither have I." She says.

 

Tuvok and 7 study the screen and look at the sensor readings.

"Some sort of magnetic radiation." 7 guesses.

"Do you think this has anything to do with that device Neelix acquired and had integrated into the ship's computer?" She asks.

"May very well be. Let's get B'lanna down here to see this, she may have an explanation." Tuvok taps him com-badge.

"B'lanna, this is Tuvok, could you come to astrometrics." He asks.

"I'm on my way." She answers.

 

The three ponder this event they are watching and discuss possible explanations for this new found sensor reading and visual display. Tuvok points out.

"There is 'New Earth" and there is this aura around the planet.I do hope The Captain and Chakotay are alright down there. My last transmission to them had so much interference, it sounded quite odd. At this range we should have had no problem. I suspect there may be problems we weren't aware of."

Old Man Jenkins was trying to get some sleep. Tomorrow he was resodding his lawn so he needed some rest. Next door the teenagers were :) Jenkins yelled out of his window. " :) " The he went back to bed. He wa almost asleep when the punks began :wallbash: "Hey! You punks! :) " The kids turned the music down but they were :) When Jenkins woke up the next day he went out to start work on his yard. During the night the kids had painted his car lime green. All Jenkins could do was stare and :)

 

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The dashing pirate was in the tower awaiting his :giljotiini: . The governor Don Juan de Meany was confident his arch-foe would be dead by nightfall. That night however the pirate had seen a :helpsmilie: to his crew who were disquised in port. At dusk the pirate was led out to meet his fate. He was unconcerned and while the crowd :gossip: as he passed by he appeared :sleepy: Suddenly his crew threw off thier disguises, the guards were taken by surprise. They rescued their captain and stole Governor de Meany's coach. As the rode off all de Meany could do was :) . The dashing pirate waved as he sped away.

 

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The heels and toes of socks will always wear out even if you never even wear them. Socks are made out a material that rapidly degrades when exposed to air.

Movie Theaters

 

It all starts out with me foolishly agreeing to go with someone to the movies even though I don't really want to or see the steaming pile of a movie they're dragging me to in the first place, but I finally said yes because turning them down was giving me a world class guilt trip. :)

 

We're late because my 'friend' knew a 'shortcut' and was certain it was going to save us time. After waiting for the herd of goats to clear off the road we got to the theater just after 6pm so now I have to pay $9.50 instead of $5.50 :)

 

After having my pockets picked by the insane ticket prices I decide, like a putz, that I'd like a soda and some popcorn. I don't want a lot of popcorn, just a little. Of course the smallest size they sell is the 55 gallon drum and a bucket of soda to go with it. After getting the bank to approve the loan I make my way to theater with the soda sloshing all over me. :)

 

I find a seat, the only one left, that's just behind the man with the largest head in North America. I sit down and it dawns on me slowly, "Hey this seat is wet." After finding another seat I sit back and watch the trailers nowadays joined with several minutes of free commercials. :)

 

The movie starts. Good news, it's worse than I thought it would be. Not really a problem since the guy next to me is having a 3 way conference call on his cell phone and half the theater is filled with sugar high toddlers. Somewhere a baby cries. (Actually it's right behind me.)

 

Halfway through the film (I use that word loosely) the polyester attired usher acosts me. Apparently my gum chewing is bothering the old woman behind me with the ears of a wolf. The usher won't let the issue go because in the dark of the theater they have a tiny amount of power, the flashlight they wield their symbol of authority. I swallow the gum, meanwhile I just pray that I meet this hormone enslaved teen outside in the parking lot so the two of us can have a 'chat'. :)

 

Finally the movie is over and I can't wait to leave. The intense pressure in my bladder adds a sense of urgency to my flight. Now I know exactly how much soda I can drink in a sitting. The crowd jams the door like extras fleeing from a burning plane in a disaster movie and I loose my shoe because it's spot welded to the floor by spilled soda and week old sweet tart goo. :)

 

You just have to love going to the movies. :) :P

I'm Seinfeld weird. Think Kosmo Kramer. The argument he and Jerry had about Junior Mints (they'refreshing) or the bright idea to store some of the groceries under the hood of the car because the trunk was full. That's something I might do. Or sitting in a diner and wondering why salsa is now more popular than ketchup. I think about pointless stuff like that all the time. I also have a huge streak of Simpsons weird. I go from thought to thought all the time with no connection between any of them, just like the Simpsons does.

I've actually been been losing weight since I joined the site. I've been trying to eat healthier, cut down on the processed foods. Eating a lot less 'junk food'. Although I don't consider anything chocolate a 'junk food'. :)

"You feelin' lucky punk?" :kwasny: said.

The guy behind the counter at the deli said,

"Huh?"

"You put pickles on my sandwich. I :disgust: pickles." The customer growled.

The deli's manager walked over.

"Can I help you Sir?" He asked.

The customer explained what happened.

"Oh you'll have to forgive him. He's new and :stupid:. I'll take care of this for you. Please :worthy: Forgive our mistake." The manager groveled.

When the customer left the employee looked at his manager who was :smartypants: .

"What are you so smug about?" He asked.

"I just double charged him." The manager explained.

 

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