youbroughtheryouRiker

You're banned for depressing other people with your depression.

Okay, actually I'm more ticked off than depressed right now.

You're banned for using a borderline sacriligious depiction of Bill Watterson's Calvin character.

You're banned for hatin' on the White Sox.

Meh, doesn't matter. It's all delicious to me.

You're banned for not capitolizing the first words of your sentences.

Also a cup of water. My boss only picked up food, not a beverage. No complaints though.

Double cheeseburger from BK.

My boss picked it up for me on her way from the remote as a way of saying thanks for all I did to help out with the event. Who'm I to refuse free food?

Weather Channel

K'ehleyr.

TNG, though DS9 is a close second.

flies

Wouldn't want it done to me, actually.

You okay, Joe? Seems like you've had a bug up your you-know-what lately, and I don't mean just this thread. I admit I haven't read your blog, but if something's eating you and you haven't mentioned it there, I'd suggest you do it.

You're banned for using the wrong "you're." Again.

"I've Been Thinking About You"

Londonbeat

I'm gonna want royalties... payable in cotton candy.

You're banned for not capitalizing the word, "I."

I think they're all pretty funny, though I disagree with the "Abstinence is futile" one... in my case, it should read "Abstinence is inevitable." :)

I like the jpg that ends with "Can we get Tuvok another Seeing-Eye Borg?" but of the five, I'd say "Resistance is futile, Mommy!"

I've sadly known too many people who act as if "Adulthood is irrelevant" was their credo. And I had one boss who said, "You diet when you die!" so she'd like DQ's favorite, but I have to agree with Odie.

It's a tie between The Voyage Home and First Contact for me.

Today, I learned never to watch a full DVD of "Diagnosis Murder" just before going to bed.

On the plus side, that was a pretty creative and memorable dream... I just wish it didn't include my mother bawling her eyes out.

Blues Brothers' "Soul Man"

You're banned for asking if you could spank me :)

I'd ask to see the thread he did that on, but something tells me I really don't want to see that.

Oh, and you're banned for rousing a curiosity that I know I'll regret having.

I just realized how we abbreviate the group STF, its really close to STFU! We all know what that means

Well aren't you just a ray of sunstroke. lol

Mmm..... cyanide...

Lol alright then. You're crazy

The psychiatrists all came up inconclusive on that point.