8247 0 Posted December 17, 2003 Like a scene from A Clockwork Orange, in Baghdad, they have been showing Saddam film of execuitons, torture, and mass graves courtesy of his thugs, hoping that this might make him talk. Maybe they should play Singing in the Rain on a continuous loop as he sleeps. I dont think seeing his crimes over and over again will make him soft. Nothing could hurt that man's feelings. He doesnt have a soul. I think that they should just show him every stupid commercial that we Americans are tortured with on a daily basis. And, play those awful Christmas and children's songs that get stuck in our heads that will never go away as he tries to get to sleep. That would be enough to make anyone snap. OH THE HORROR OF IT ALL!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Theunicornhunter 2 Posted December 17, 2003 I think that they should just show him every stupid commercial that we Americans are tortured with on a daily basis. And, play those awful Christmas and children's songs that get stuck in our heads that will never go away as he tries to get to sleep. That would be enough to make anyone snap. OH THE HORROR OF IT ALL!!! "Oh, I wish I were an Oscar Mayer hotdog, that is what I'd truly like to beeeee........" Your post brought that song to mind, now I'm going to be singing it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Jean-Luc Picard 1 Posted December 18, 2003 I know a way to get him to talk... Bring in a surgeon with some nice, sharp knives, drop his pants, and threaten him. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Takara_Soong 4 Posted December 18, 2003 I think that they should just show him every stupid commercial that we Americans are tortured with on a daily basis. And, play those awful Christmas and children's songs that get stuck in our heads that will never go away as he tries to get to sleep. That would be enough to make anyone snap. OH THE HORROR OF IT ALL!!! Kind of reminds me of when American troops played heavy metal music at top volume when they were trying to get Manuel Noriega to surrender in Panama. I agree though with your suggested material and add some kids' programming. Do you think Saddam could survive an hour of Teletubbies or Barney? Great, now I have a song stuck in my head: "This is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friend. Somebody started singing it not knowing what it was and they'll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that never ends...." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ddillard 2 Posted December 18, 2003 Great, now I have a song stuck in my head: "This is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friend. Somebody started singing it not knowing what it was and they'll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that never ends...." OMG, that was the first song that came to my mind. I was scrolling down to post it when I saw your post. That would make anyone talk. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gotabite 0 Posted December 18, 2003 (edited) How about that Wendy's commercial where the old woman would go up to the fast food counter and yell......."WHERE'S THE BEEF?" ........Let him hear that over and over a few hours, and see how he feels........I use to get so sick of that commercial and everyone saying those words all day, every day. Even now since I thought of it again, it's gotten stuck and is playing over, and over, again in my brain. Edited December 18, 2003 by Gotabite Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ddillard 2 Posted December 18, 2003 How about that commercial where the old woman would go up to the fast food counter and yell......."WHERE'S THE BEEF?" ........Let him hear that over and over a few hours, and see how he feels........I use to get so sick of that commercial and everyone saying those words all day, every day. Even now since I thought of it again, it's gotten stuck and is playing over, and over, again in my brain. I miss those old Wendy's commercials. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
8247 0 Posted December 20, 2003 Remember the first toothpaste to come out with the pump? Colgate And that annoying jingle... "We've got...THE COLGATE PUMP!" "We LOVE the colgate pump!..." even as a kid, I would have rather ripped out my spleen with a fork than hear that jingle. That would do it too. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Theunicornhunter 2 Posted December 20, 2003 The wheels on the bus go round and round, round and round, round and round... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
A l t e r E g o 9 Posted December 20, 2003 I'd like to see him forced to watch on a loop that commercial with the naked guy holding the cellphone package in front of his groin. Now that would be torture! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Theunicornhunter 2 Posted December 20, 2003 I missed that one but there was that Alltel commercial where the dufus said something "we'll I'll be golly, gosh, yeehaw, dang.....etc etc etc." I wanted to throw something at the tv. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
8247 0 Posted December 20, 2003 another one that gets me every time is the theme for the sit-toon Family Guy. That song has kept me awake many times. THANKS ALOT, UNICORN...ITS A GOOD THING i WAS DRINKING TONIGHT, OR THE WHEELS ON THE BUS WOULD BE THERE ALL NIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites