prometheus 0 Posted February 28, 2010 When the crew of the Enterprise prepared Krudge's cruiser aka "The Bounty" for their trip back home, Mr Scott quite candidly proclaimed the Klingon ration packs as having given him a "sour stomach". Obviously the crew should have liked to have made many further modifications to the ship on Vulcan in order to make it a little more comfortable by Human standards. I wonder though, did you think Uhura needed to make a few mods to the loo? I can only imagine what the loos were like on that ship ... stinking!I never thought of Krudge and his crew as being the kind that had a clip on (or kling-on, lol) blue rim block on the side of the bowl. A wee bit of bleach, a wee furry seat cover and a few Home and Garden magazines in a rack beside some pink ultra soft Wipey-Wipe roll would have cheered it up rightly i'm sure. What other mdocifications would you make if you had to fly home on a Kilingon cruiser? A more confy matress? A wee lick of magnolia paint and a few throws?? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bethlehem 7 Posted March 1, 2010 I try not to think of one's bathroom habits, be they Klingon, Human or what ever. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Takara_Soong 4 Posted March 2, 2010 The Klingon ships didn't seem messy so I wonder if they are self-cleaning like the Federation's ships are. If that's the case then the bathrooms should be fine. If not, then I pity poor Uhura because we all know how badly men aim whether they be human or Klingon or whatever. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
prometheus 0 Posted March 13, 2010 I try not to think of one's bathroom habits, be they Klingon, Human or what ever. Good for you. You must be a better person than I. Pure. Proper. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
He Who Shall Not Be Named 2 Posted March 14, 2010 Well, we know from Reunification that Birds of Prey didn't have mattresses either. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Defiantvulcan 0 Posted March 14, 2010 Ah bathroom humor, what a concept. Maybe the lack of facilities is what makes Klingons so grouchy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
trekz 7 Posted March 14, 2010 I would suggest quilted Charmin for a starter! The Klingon food packs probably would be problematic. However, maybe there were daily rations of Klingon Bloodwine! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
prometheus 0 Posted March 15, 2010 Vulcan loos would probably be immaculate. Super fresh. I think you would have to pay to use a Ferengi toilet - i slip of Litinum per sheet. Is this a paraplegic Bolian ,with one arm and a lazy eye, disco dancing? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ddillard 2 Posted April 26, 2010 The Klingon ships didn't seem messy so I wonder if they are self-cleaning like the Federation's ships are. If that's the case then the bathrooms should be fine. If not, then I pity poor Uhura because we all know how badly men aim whether they be human or Klingon or whatever. Are you saying that men are incapable of hitting what we aim for? I don't know about the other guys here, but I always hit where I am aiming, I just don't always remember to aim in the first place, lol. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
He Who Shall Not Be Named 2 Posted April 26, 2010 It has nothing to do with aim. It is a matter of physics. When a concentrated stream of liquid hits a sitting body of liquid there is going to be splatter. It's that simple. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites