Kor37 9 Posted April 10, 2009 Suicide Jumper Lands on Teen at Mall NEW YORK (April 9) - Authorities say a woman who jumped to her death inside a busy New York City mall landed on a teenager, causing injuries that sent him to a hospital. The lower level of the Queens Center Mall was packed with high school students on spring break when the woman jumped Wednesday from the third floor. Seventeen-year-old Derrick Munoz had been sitting in a massage chair with a sign reading, "sit back and relax," when the woman landed on him. The teen's stepbrother says Munoz was briefly knocked unconscious and has a large gash on his head. He is expected to make a full recovery. Queens District Attorney Richard A. Brown says the woman was in her early to mid-50s. She was with two teenagers before she plunged. While someone comitting suicide is of course, tragic.......I couldn't help but crack up at the thought of this kid sitting in a massage chair and having a person land on top of him......... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bethlehem 7 Posted April 10, 2009 We had a massage business here once that used that kind of massage. Cops closed it down. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
He Who Shall Not Be Named 2 Posted April 10, 2009 I hope the guy at least got his dollar back from the massage chair. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
He Who Shall Not Be Named 2 Posted April 10, 2009 We had a massage business here once that used that kind of massage. Cops closed it down. Well if you didn't stop giving free massages to the cops they wouldn't have closed you down! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Theunicornhunter 2 Posted April 11, 2009 I read a story once of a woman who was so distraught after learning her husband was having an affair she threw herself off a balcony to commit suicide. She survived the fall but the poor person she landed on didn't. Did I mention the guy she landed on was the husband? On a more serious note, if you're going to commit suicide - see that you do it in a way that no one else gets hurt. Poor kid - first of all he's a teenager so you know his classmates will be merciless with the razzing - but having a dead (or soon to be dead) person fall on you has to be disturbing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites