Kyalia 0 Posted September 25, 2003 How about: In TOS: "I love you"-- Spock In TNG: "Shoot first, ask questions later"-- Picard In VOY: "Well, I don't wanna go home"-- Janeway In DS9: "Let's all sing "Kumbaya""-- Kira I can't think of one for ENT, please put up with me until I get some coffee... Anyone else think of some? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nik 0 Posted September 26, 2003 Captain Kirk: "Earl Grey... hot." Captain Picard: "Wonderful stuff, that Romulan Ale." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KayTroi 0 Posted September 26, 2003 How about: In TOS I love Klingons.-Kirk In TNG I never loved you Deanna.-Riker In VOY I'm a human, not a Borg.-Seven of Nine In DS9 I prefer only men.-Jadzia Dax In ENT I love humans especially "Trip" Tucker.- T'Pol Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
barry 0 Posted September 26, 2003 How about: TOS:I'm a one woman kind of guy-Kirk. TNG:I AM Human,honest-Data. VOY:Did you know I failed my driving test back home-Paris DS9:I used to be a towel in the womens locker room-Odo ENT:I much prefer cats-Archer Not brilliant but best I could think of for now Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lessa_Soong 0 Posted September 28, 2003 Funny stuff. i was thinking this might be good in the joke forum. :lol: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpaceHippie 0 Posted September 29, 2003 TOS: "This is an emmy winning performance spock!.' J.T.Kirk TNG: '"Is that Shatners wig?" J.L. Picard DS9: 'Women, Who needs them! WORF VOY:" "There's no place like home" Janeway ENT: "Is That you Al?" Archer Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cptwright 1 Posted September 29, 2003 TOS: that was ssooooo funny, im dying here. SPOCK DS9: im so happy i could be singin in the rain. SISKO VOYAGER: were getting home prime directive be damned. JANEWAY ENTERPRISE: weapons, we dont need no stinking weapons. MALCOM TNG: human, ech, who would want to be human. DATA i know not so great but all i could come up with. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stardreamer 1 Posted October 2, 2003 TOS: I love your logic, Spock (Bones) or I give up (Kirk) VOY: I love you, Chakotay (Janeway) ENT: We will not help you (Jon Archer) DS9: I can't do this, it illegal (Quark) TNG: The Borg aren't too bad at all (Picard) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gotabite 0 Posted October 2, 2003 Voyager: "I repent, there will be no more assimilations!" :borgqueen: Voyager: " I start therapy tomorrw for my temper problems." B'Elanna Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
barry 0 Posted October 3, 2003 I got some more: TOS:I'm getting plastic surgery for these ears-Spock. TNG:There has only been one woman in my life-Riker. DS9:Ever get the feeling I have a split personality-Dax. VOY:I'm thinking of getting Mum and Dad tattooed on my arms-Chakotay. ENT:That damn dog leaves his mess everywhere,I should have got a pet mouse-Archer. Not brilliant but worth a go. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LadyNarana 0 Posted October 3, 2003 Not tonight; I have a headache - Lwaxana Troi I like ballet, opera, fuzzy kittens, and long walks on the beach at night - Gul Dukat I'm really a quiet, shy, humble kind of guy - Q But I LIKE being an operator! - Nyota Uhura Well, what do you know? We HAVE the power! We CAN do it! - ANY engineer Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mrskirk 0 Posted October 4, 2003 TOS: "I love you"-- Spock Ummm..not to be nitpicky or anything but Spock did speak those words to Leila Kolami when he was under the influence of the spores in....oh crap my memory is failing me now...I think the episode name was "This Side of Paradise." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Theunicornhunter 2 Posted October 4, 2003 "Please pass the ketchup" "Do you prefer paper or plastic?" "how many miles per gallon does she get?" "This last promotion put me in another tax bracket!" "English Only" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jack_Bauer 1 Posted October 4, 2003 TOS-"He's sorta not quite dead, Jim" McCOY TNG-"I'm afraid I can't"-DATA (Contractions. I know, lame) DS9- "Here's your refund, sir" QUARK VGR-"I love you, Mr. Neelix" TUVOK ENT-"Oh, a corpse. Big deal." HOSHI Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
deagletime 1 Posted October 4, 2003 (edited) TOS - DAMNIT JIM .. sometimes i wish i was a vulcan - Bones - Naw Baby, that wasnt me..i was with..umm. bones last nite -Kirk TNG- Who the hell wants to Be human anyway - Data - Mommy..the captain yelled at me today..*sob* -Wesley DS9- Would u like cream or sugar with that rocktagino? - quark VOY- I need a hug - 7 of 9 -This leotard squishes my breasts - also 7 0f 9 and finally ENT- (at the start of every episode) Click for Spoiler: "OH BOY!" - Archer Edited October 4, 2003 by deagletime Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Bolivar 0 Posted October 4, 2003 (edited) GOOD GUYS TOS Spock - "The needs of the many? Who cares about them!" TNG Riker - "Damn, why does Picard get all the women?" DS9 O'Brien - "How come I'm the only enlisted man in Starfleet?" VOY Janeway - "Your right Chakotay, I was wrong" ENT Trip - "So they killed my sister, it was just a simple misunderstanding." VILLIANS TOS Kahn - "I was the most powerful man on Earth, time to settle down now" TNG Tomalak - "Care for a tour of the Romulan Empire?" DS9 Female Changling - "We didn't want the alpha quadrant anyways" VOY Borg Queen - "Perfection is irrelevant" ENT Silik - "Why should I care if you have secrets from the future?" Edited October 4, 2003 by Commander Bolivar Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
