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AAAAh believe that the televis-iona is eeeeeeeevil. Ah declaire! It is an abominaation of aaaaallllllll that the good Lord - o shake me down with his love - EVER! Ah saaaayyyyy EVER! Found twisted and eeeeevvveeeeelllllllll. Ah tell u all good men o the faith t'take this thang o sin and burn it like a Salem whore.!

 

As Jebidemus Vol II Chpt 78 decrees: "He whoeth followeth the lite o the square false prophet, shall endeavour to followeth all that is eeeevvvilllll"

 

Yayeth! Any pro - grammmm - a! Thata takes away from the non endlessss praier that we shud bear everie day of our lives is an abominat - ion, ah say. A men - a!

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My television talks to me. Yeah it does, this is what it say's to me, it say's...

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Buy! Buy! Buy!

 

:) Fortunately I never listen.

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Television is evil? What about the INTERNET Mr. Prometheus. Are the two mediums really all that different. Both bombard the other with countless advertisements. In fact, the internet may be worse; it contains much more pornographic material than tv, that any child could easy get access to. It allows people to harass others without being easily caught. If your hacking skills are good, you can even do a great deal of damage to businesses, peoples finances, etc. Idle hands and an active modem are the devils workshop. Ba da boom!

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AAAAh believe that the televis-iona is eeeeeeeevil. Ah declaire! It is an abominaation of aaaaallllllll that the good Lord - o shake me down with his love - EVER! Ah saaaayyyyy EVER! Found twisted and eeeeevvveeeeelllllllll. Ah tell u all good men o the faith t'take this thang o sin and burn it like a Salem whore.!

 

As Jebidemus Vol II Chpt 78 decrees: "He whoeth followeth the lite o the square false prophet, shall endeavour to followeth all that is eeeevvvilllll"

 

Yayeth! Any pro - grammmm - a! Thata takes away from the non endlessss praier that we shud bear everie day of our lives is an abominat - ion, ah say. A men - a!

Have you considered becoming a writer? :) You have quite an imagination.

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Stardate:213600.9

 

 

I dont think your being serious because being a star trek fan that we know you are you cant truely belive that cause if tv is evil then Star Trek is evil.and we know that you watch more than that cause you sig. talks of Homer Simpson.

 

Tv is Evil.Nonsense!!!!I will hear none of it :)

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my church is in trouble financaly,the lord told me that i would die if i didnt get 3 million in donations by mid august???? oh im sorry iwas havin a flashback that was

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oral roberts ,and it worked some billionair bailed him out ...sucker....

anybody remember????? :)

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I remember that,he made it seem his God was holding him for ransom. And alot of people were dumb enough to send him all that cash. The power of Television.

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I did wonder what he planned to do if no one gave him the money?

 

I read an article about the guy "The Amazing Randy" I forgot his real name but he debunks scams etc. He investigated one faith healer and showed how it was a scam and people still gave money. Go figure?

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Stardate:213603.8

 

 

I think that has alot to with religion influence as well.Some people follow religion so blindly that they will give money to people like that. :laugh:

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howwa bout that pay my bills .COM???? :laugh:

 

I did wonder what he planned to do if no one gave him the money?

 

I read an article about the guy "The Amazing Randy"  I forgot his real name but he debunks scams etc.  He investigated one faith healer and showed how it was a scam and people still gave money.  Go figure?                                                                              i seen that also!!!

barry,barry intresting!!! :dude:

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hahahah Prometheus you crack me up Bud..I can always look to you for some Ol good natured jokes..anything associated with media is the devil..except radio of course :laugh:

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What was the intent of your post?  Spam? :bow:

Yes. Pointless fun spam. Fun fun fun! Ha ha ha. Sorry it offended you. I know that web space is very limited ad valuble and shouldnt be wasted on jokes. I'll make sure to consult with your fine self in the future :dude::bow::dude::dude::wow::bow::bow::bow:;););););););););););) (know how much u like em)

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