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TOP 20 USES FOR DATA'S DETATCHED HEAD

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20. Combination paperweight/stapler for Picard's desk

 

19. The ball in Parisis' Squares

 

18. Hood ornament for Shuttlecraft

 

17. Replace Troi's broken Chia Pet

 

16. Scare blind students in Braille class

 

15. Prop open doors for maintenance crews

 

14. Lawn decoration in Arboretum

 

13. Footstool for Captain's chair

 

12. entertaining kids in day care puppet show

 

11. Scare Alexander into doing chores

 

10. Send to doctor that killed Crystalline entity as gag gift

 

9. Decorative air filter in Picard?s fish tank

 

8. Send to Starfleet Android research center so they can get "ahead" in research

 

7. Trade to Ferengi for Star Trek Hologram cards

 

6. Two words: tether ball

 

5. Keep Worf's coffee table from shaking

 

4. Centerpiece in Ten Forward buffet

 

3. Donate to Starfleet Academy to be head of the class

 

2. Use as nutcracker at Christmas time

 

1. Prove to insurance company he died so crew can collect on his life insurance policy

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Alterego.... *hands on hips, pouting* :laugh:

 

Oh, you know I am not going to kick your *ss for this :lol:

I AM!!!!

 

just remember AE, when you least expect it....expect it!!!!!

 

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Alterego.... *hands on hips, pouting* :laugh:

 

Oh, you know I am not going to kick your *ss for this :P

I AM!!!!

 

just remember AE, when you least expect it....expect it!!!!!

 

Click for Spoiler:

:clap:

Good, I do not feel so bad then.... I help you hold him down so you can kick his *ss. Wait I only have one good arm, so could you hold him and I kick him... :lol:

 

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:lol:

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Run Forrest run!outtahere.gif

"Where are you gonna run, where are you gonna hide? Nowhere, because there is no one like you left...."....*wicked laugh* ok, sorry got carried away there... :laugh:

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Ooooooo, Sounds like you could use some help, Huh, Girls? :biggrin: Looks to me like he should worry alittle? Hmmmmmmmm? :grin:

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Ooooooo, Sounds like you could use some help, Huh, Girls? :grin: Looks to me like he should worry alittle? Hmmmmmmmm? :biggrin:

ROFL!!!

 

maybe??? :grin:

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i thought of a naughty use...LOL!!! HE DOESN'T HAVE TO LOSE HIS HEAD FOR IT!!! i won't say it! HEHEHEHEHEHHEHE!!!!! :unsure: :thumbs::saintdevil:

 

GUYS DON'T GET ANY IDEAS. I AM NOT REALLY THAT KIND OF GIRL! maybe i am. sigh!

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