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To find out what date, year, and how you will die take this test: http://test.thespark.com/deathtest/

 

I'm not telling you when I will die but I will be 77 years old

 

Cancer (45%)

Heart Attack (8%)

Contagious Disease (7%)

Horrible Accident (5%)

Loneliness (5%)

Alien Abduction (5%)

Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (5%) B)

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even though i am quite a klutz, and have encountered a few illnesses... I answered everything very straight faced honest, I am supposed to go sometime after my 96th birthday.

 

 

And the precentages were..Cancer (34%)

Horrible Accident (12%)<---anyone who knows me well enough, could deduce that this will probably be the one that does it!

Homicide (8%)

Loneliness (8%)

Heart Attack (6%)

Suicide (6%)

Confusion (6%)

Drowning (6%)

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even though i am quite a klutz, and have encountered a few illnesses... I answered everything very straight faced honest, I am supposed to go sometime after my 96th birthday.

 

 

And the precentages were..Cancer (34%)

    Horrible Accident (12%)<---anyone who knows me well enough, could deduce that this will probably be the one that does it!

Homicide (8%)

Loneliness (8%)

  Heart Attack (6%)

  Suicide (6%)

  Confusion (6%)

  Drowning (6%)

96 WOW !

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I was surprised too...I mean i have taken some really bad falls throughout my life, and suffered bronchitis, pneumonia, toncilitis(repeatedly), pharyngitis, and allegic asthmatic asthma...and still will reach 96, according to this. I liked the push up question... but as a gymnast, powder puff football player, and dancer, you can figure that number was high. And of course there is the issue that i dont smoke, drink, have sex, or do drugs....so that increases the span a bit.

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Sorry, it asks for personal info, so I'll have to skip. B)

It does ! " Where " ? It only asks if you are male, or female, your height, and weight. And you don't have to give your email address. Come on Captain be a sport. :o :lol:

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It ays I'm dying on July 29 2029,I guess i'll be throwing one helluva party on July 28th!:lol:

Maybe that party's what causes ya to die on the 29th. B)

 

I can see it now!

 

"Klingonmike took a death-test, finding out that he would die on July 29th, 2029. He decided to throw a party the day before to celebrate his life, only to get drunk, and be run over by a car leaving his house at 1:00 AM, July 29th!"

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It ays I'm dying on July 29 2029,I guess i'll be throwing one helluva party on July 28th!B)

Maybe that party's what causes ya to die on the 29th. :lol:

ROTFLOL!!!!!!!!! :o :) B) Good one, CJLP!!!!!!!!

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haha. "do you suffer from hairy nipples?" "do you have a family member with connections with the mafia?". some of those questions were funny.

 

anyways, it says i will die on June 3, 2074

at the age of 87 years old.

 

On that date you will most likely die from:

 

Heart Attack (26%)

Cancer (24%)

Electrolysis (17%)

Homicide (5%)

 

phew. i can live a long life. B)

 

10% of test takers have hairy nipples.
hahaha! :lol:

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May 12, 2044

at the age of 73 years old.

 

 

On that date you will most likely die from:

 

Drowning (29%)

Cancer (24%)

Heart Attack (13%)

Homicide (8%)

Suicide (5%)

Horrible Accident (5%)

 

I'd hate to think what I'd look like in a bathing suit at this age! I cringe enough now!

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I guess I'm pretty boring. I'll be around until I'm 83, and here's the odds:

 

Heart Attack (33%)

Cancer (16%)

Alien Abduction (6%)

Third Degree Burns (6%)

Horrible Accident (5%)

Homicide (5%)

Loneliness (5%)

Auto-Fellatio (5%)

 

Alien Abduction??? Auto-Fellatio???? Who dies of auto-fellatio??? What is auto-fellatio?

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Well CJLP at least I know how to party and have a good time and I'll die with a smile on my face.

 

I can see it now,Jean-luc will be applying for a job and when they hand him the application he will say I can't fill this out because it asks for personal information! LOL

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Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

 

*snicker*

 

Okay, they say I'll be 79 and die on July 14, 2067.

 

Cancer (33%)

Heart Attack (10%)

Homicide (7%)

Alien Abduction (7%)

Contagious Disease (7%)

Loneliness (7%)

Third Degree Burns (5%)

Suicide (5%)

Horrible Accident (5%)

Alcoholism (5%)

Drowning (5%)

 

However, I think I can safely rule out the ones in blue, I have no intention of drinking alcohol as that's how my grandfather killed himself...

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It says I'll be around until I'm 88.

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February 19, 2040 at the age of 70 years old.

 

On that date you will most likely die from:

 

Cancer (28%)

Heart Attack (24%)

Homicide (9%)

Alien Abduction (7%)

Alcoholism (6%)

Auto-Fellatio (6%)

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"I'm afraid we have some bad news. Please, you might want to stay seated."

 

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

 

February 18, 2021

at the age of 62 years old.

 

On that date you will most likely die from:

 

Cancer (27%)

Heart Attack (22%)

Suicide (10%)

Alien Abduction (7%)

Confusion (7%)

Alcoholism (5%)

 

How do you die of "confusion"??? B)

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"I'm afraid we have some bad news. Please, you might want to stay seated." 

 

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

 

February 18, 2021

at the age of 62 years old.

 

On that date you will most likely die from:

 

Cancer (27%)

Heart Attack (22%)

Suicide (10%)

Alien Abduction (7%)

Confusion (7%)

Alcoholism (5%)

 

How do you die of "confusion"??? B)

ummmDon't know...that appeared on mine. But, since horrible accident is one of the big possibilities on my list, so I figure that it is like this: get confused about something and somehow have a terrible accident as a result of confusion. Sick sounding, I know, but....

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Well CJLP at least I know how to party and have a good time and I'll die with a smile on my face.

 

I can see it now,Jean-luc will be applying for a job and when they hand him the application he will say I can't fill this out because it asks for personal information! LOL

:) B) :blink:

ah. funny stuff.

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June 15, 2047

at the age of 68 years old.

 

 

On that date you will most likely die from:

 

Cancer (28%)

Drowning (12%)

Heart Attack (11%)

Homicide (11%)

Loneliness (8%)

Alien Abduction (8%)

Contagious Disease (6%)

Alcoholism (6%)

 

And I though I said that I didn't drink... lol

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