He Who Shall Not Be Named 2 Posted October 31, 2010 (edited) Wednesday will probably be a good day for me. If all goes as planned the Democrats will have lost the House and maybe the Senate, a friend of mine will have been elected to the House, marijuana will be legal in my state, Bristol Palin will be advanced again in Dancing With The Stars, and I might even be at AT&T Park to watch the Giants win their first World Series ever! If half of that comes true it will have been a good day. Edited October 31, 2010 by Lt. Van Roy Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
He Who Shall Not Be Named 2 Posted November 21, 2010 Two girls I was close to banging found each other on my Facebook page and realised they are cousins. I don't know if I should be turned on or fear for my life. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
He Who Shall Not Be Named 2 Posted December 14, 2010 Of all the places you can get pimples, up your nose has to be the most inconvenient place. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bethlehem 7 Posted December 15, 2010 how would you know? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
He Who Shall Not Be Named 2 Posted December 15, 2010 Because I have a big one forming up my right nostril. It's not big enough to pop yet although I'm not really sure how I would go about doing it anyway. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
He Who Shall Not Be Named 2 Posted December 20, 2010 I just farted. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bethlehem 7 Posted December 22, 2010 The forum is off topic, not off tilt. and how do you know it was you? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
He Who Shall Not Be Named 2 Posted December 22, 2010 Because I was the only one in the room. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bethlehem 7 Posted December 22, 2010 well I hope for Christmas you are surrounded by friends and boobies and you will not fart. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
He Who Shall Not Be Named 2 Posted December 25, 2010 That was probably the most creative well-wishing I received this year. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
He Who Shall Not Be Named 2 Posted December 30, 2010 Boys have a penis. Girls have a vagina. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bethlehem 7 Posted December 30, 2010 I am hoping that it did not take you 40 years to figure that out. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
He Who Shall Not Be Named 2 Posted December 31, 2010 I've suspected it for a while but this is so important I wanted to make sure my facts were straight first. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bethlehem 7 Posted December 31, 2010 Good thinking, I think I was 50 before I was certain. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
He Who Shall Not Be Named 2 Posted January 7, 2011 It is very likely that within the last day or so both Corina Arazius and Bristol Palin were both naked. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bethlehem 7 Posted January 8, 2011 It is very likely that within the last day or so both Corina Arazius and Bristol Palin were both naked. Remember Van Roy, I have an old heart. You don't want too kill me.lol Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
He Who Shall Not Be Named 2 Posted January 8, 2011 It is equally likely that Oprah and Rosie O'Donnel were both naked. Happy now? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bethlehem 7 Posted January 8, 2011 It is equally likely that Oprah and Rosie O'Donnel were both naked. Happy now? That killed me deader than a door nail!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
He Who Shall Not Be Named 2 Posted January 21, 2011 Lesson I Learned This Week: A good way to get out of jury duty is to tell the judge the 2nd Amendment also includes explosives and hand grenades. I draw the line at RPGs, however, because only the Russians make them and we really should buy American. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
trekz 7 Posted January 21, 2011 The coldest day of the year here makes me think about being somewhere that the temps are in the eighties and I don't have to worry about ice, except in tropical drinks.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bethlehem 7 Posted January 22, 2011 I agree when you live in snow country the winters seem so long. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
He Who Shall Not Be Named 2 Posted February 4, 2011 You know that trick about giving a presentation and imagining the audience naked? It doesn't work so well when you're reading a children's book. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bethlehem 7 Posted February 6, 2011 You know that trick about giving a presentation and imagining the audience naked? It doesn't work so well when you're reading a children's book. Picture them with spit wad shooters. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
He Who Shall Not Be Named 2 Posted March 8, 2011 In the mid-1800s Charles Darwin took the HMS Beagle to the Galapigos Islands about 500 miles east of Equador. There he discovered many things, including boobies. Nobody has heard from him since. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
He Who Shall Not Be Named 2 Posted March 9, 2011 I don't know how Hooters girls can get any sleep. Their headlights are always on. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bethlehem 7 Posted March 9, 2011 I don't know how Hooters girls can get any sleep. Their headlights are always on. For a small fee I will send them a picture of me in a Speedo, that will dim their lights. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BakulaBabe 2 Posted March 12, 2011 I just added "My complete forum sig" to the bottom of my sig. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
He Who Shall Not Be Named 2 Posted March 12, 2011 The best explanations I heard for the 8.9 earthquake n Japan and the subsequent "tsunami" that hit California was Toyota trying to avoid another recall, everyone in China farting in the same direction at the same time, and of course Godzilla. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BakulaBabe 2 Posted March 13, 2011 ^ *I knew it! ^ Now that I'm here, I can't think of anything to post. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites