prometheus 0 Posted May 28, 2003 The Enterprise is zipping through space when it spots a lovely big red planet. Kirk is on the bridge looking sexy in his big chair and Spock is scanning. Aparently the planet is fascinating so they grab Dr McCoy and a red shirt and they beam down. They encounter a small village made up of a few tents and ten people. They meet Spandex who is the leader of the village and indeed the whole planet. The planet has no technology at all. Spandex and his beautiful daughter Malaria tell the landing party that their planet is terrorised by a God called Xerox. Xerox appears and is enraged. He is tall and buff and wears a toga. He fires a lightning bolt and kills the red shirt. He tells the landing party that they will not interfere. Spock arches and eye-brow and McCoy says "God dammit Jim". Back on the Enterprise, the ship is being shaken by an unknown force. Uhura is excited cause communications are down and Scottie is saying "she wont take more ah this". Sulu and Chekov look worried. Back on the planet, Kirk has fallen in love with Malaria. They kiss. Xerox appears and Spock scans him. He traces an energy signature to a box behind a rock. Ha! The God is an alien using technology to rule the planet. They destroy it and Xerox fades away. The planet is grateful. Kirk tells Malria he will never forget her and Spock arches an eyebrow. They beam back to the ship. They all stand around Kirk and he crosses his legs. Kirk makes witty comment and they all laugh. Ha ha ha ha.... Enterprise rides off into space. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Indy 8 Posted May 28, 2003 Except you forgot the part where McCoy insults Spock, and Spock arches eyebrow and looks aghast and says something that starts with "I fail to understand." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
starsinmyeyes 0 Posted May 31, 2003 Indy,where did you find the picture of Spock? Would be great as a screensaver! Don't worry found it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cptwright 1 Posted May 31, 2003 too funny, but almost right. :blink: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sam The Smuggler 1 Posted May 31, 2003 LMAO!!! :blink: :) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sam The Smuggler 1 Posted May 31, 2003 Great Pic Indy :blink: IF YA SMEEEEEEEEELLLLLLL What The SPOCK Is Cooking The Spock Says The Spock Says Live Long & Know Your Role Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Data 0 Posted May 31, 2003 LOVE IT, THANKS FOR SHARING IT INDY. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Indy 8 Posted May 31, 2003 Glad you liked it! Here's another one! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cyphrx 0 Posted May 31, 2003 Glad you liked it! Here's another one! The most electrifying man in Star Trek entertainment today! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Data 0 Posted May 31, 2003 The most electrifying man in Star Trek entertainment today! He sure is Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jdigs 0 Posted June 10, 2003 Glad you liked it! Here's another one! This site RULZ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites