prometheus 0 Posted May 19, 2003 The funniest news headline I ever read was "Thugs beat kitten to death". Now don't worry, it wasn't the idea of a little fluffy kitten getting a bashing that entertained me but just the headline itself. What is the funniest headline you've read? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
removed 0 Posted May 19, 2003 funny? hahahaha......................*cough* whats funny about that? i miss the humour in that. explain please. lol Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Theunicornhunter 2 Posted May 19, 2003 The FBI ran over the scientist, Hatfield, that they've been "shadowing". That's pathetic but it struck me as funny. He wasn't seriously injured. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Xeroc 0 Posted May 20, 2003 These I got from a humor site... Strange headline news A bird dropped a snake over a California power station, short-circuiting a line and causing a two-hour blackout. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A Creighton University (Nebraska) Law School senior, told she wouldn't graduate because of a failing grade on a final exam, sued her professor, claiming he flunked her because she is "politically incorrect." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Biloxi, Mississippi, jurors acquitted a woman of drug charges, then passed the hat to collect $55 to pay her bus fare home to Texas. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A man allegedly held up 18 New York businesses after casing the places while filling out job or rental applications. The spree ended after he accidentally signed his real name on one of the forms, police said. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Harlan County, Nebraska, Assessor Floyd Schippert was unopposed in the Democratic primary, and just to be sure, he entered -- and won -- the Republican primary also. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Willie Turner wasn't running for the Dendron, Virginia, Town Council. He didn't even vote. But he won with five write-in votes. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A Hollywood, California man is accused of renting cars, selling them, then stealing them back for return to the rental companies. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Corpus Christi, Texas, police said it was a hit-and-gallop accident: A man crashed his truck into the back of a car, then fled on the horse he was pulling in the trailer. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cassidy 0 Posted May 20, 2003 i dont find thugs beating kittens to death very funny. it actually makes me sad think of the poor kitten Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
prometheus 0 Posted May 20, 2003 I know that the idea of a kitten getting beaten to death isn't funny. Im not a Nazi. The headline itself though, made me laugh because I thought they were hardly real "hard thugs" for doing such a wimpy thing. How many did it take, also? Im not discussing it any more. The moment's gone. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
