Funniest quote of the day!

[A l t e r E g o 9]

Here is a place to add one funniest quote by another member you heard all day. (one per day please)

 

I'll start...

 

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I'm eating anything and everything in sight.  At the moment I have honey nut cheerios, garlic bread and a diet coke.  

 

:P I promise that's the last time RC

 

So what quote and by who had you rolling on the floor today?

[DutchDebbie 0]

i think hangs one a few days ago in his log was so funny i wet myself

 

"I used to model mens underwear when i was younger"...he is nuts

[A l t e r E g o 9]

My award for today goes to this post:

 

... I doubt we would have been subjected to that awful "The Host" episode from Season 4 if Pulaski had still been on board.Beverly kissing Will completely creeped me out. LOL

 

:) Good one GN!

[DrWho42 13]

Well, I haven't seen an overly funny quote, but I would like to add to this thread, so I'll add one...

(I might change it, if I find something funnier... )

1:13 PM [celticelim] Whoman, confounds all who oppose with his knowledge of irrelevant tv shows

Edited August 30, 2004 by drwho42

[A l t e r E g o 9]

Well thank you Who, I appreciate your attempt to breath some life into this concept. I'll post with my pick of the day tonight before logout...

[RikerChick 5]

I keep meaning to add to this thread and I keep forgetting. I love the idea though.

[A l t e r E g o 9]

Thanks RC. No pressure. Here's my winner for the day:

 

Somewhere there's a scientist with a magnifying glass and a he or she is picking up bugs one by one and watching their...um...backend and waiting. Just to put an end to this question. Probably making a list too, you know. So that future generations will have a chart that they can look at if they want to know exactly what kind of fart say a junebug lets rip.

 

Good night.

[DrWho42 13]

This was for yesterday, but it's still midnight-ish...

8:33 PM [lt_van_roy] Uh, master_q, you're supposed to add like

hot water to it or something

[A l t e r E g o 9]

 

My winner for the day is: (in italics)

 

Stardate: 0409.1,

     I have one week... well really I have  6 days, 20 hours, and 30 or so minutes until I go back to school. My laptop is now not going to get back to me til late September(yells very loud). Well at least I can always get some internet time, buts it's only an hour a day(kicks a stop sign and it falls). Well back to the suckest suck life that every sucked.

 

Out.

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Ain't it the truth! Good luck!

[RikerChick 5]

My winner

 

Some day I may try to say something intelligent here - but why change a long-standing tradition?

[BakulaBabe 2]

Thank you! :worthy:

[A l t e r E g o 9]

My winner ^_^

 

Some day I may try to say something intelligent here - but why change a long-standing tradition? :(

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Hey that was a great one! ^_^ Heres mine from yesterday I forgot to post:

 

Trying to work out how i got in this situation :P ..its that female mind trick thing they do

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We need a 'hip-no-eyes' (spinning circle eyes) smiley. :lol:

[DutchDebbie 0]

Trying to work out how i got in this situation :P ..its that female mind trick thing they do ^_^

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We need a 'hip-no-eyes' (spinning circle eyes) smiley. [/font]

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:lol: i dont know if i should laugh or THWACK him ^_^

Edited September 3, 2004 by DutchDebbie

[RikerChick 5]

Trying to work out how i got in this situation ..its that female mind trick thing they do ^_^

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We need a 'hip-no-eyes' (spinning circle eyes) smiley. :lol:

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[Airies 0]

You can pick your friends, you can pick you nose, but you can't pick your friends nose! ^_^

[hangon 3]

Trying to work out how i got in this situation :lol: ..its that female mind trick thing they do ^_^

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We need a 'hip-no-eyes' (spinning circle eyes) smiley.  [/font]

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LMAO tryed that and sunglasses with mirror lens..lol

Edited September 4, 2004 by hangon

[hangon 3]

This qoute is not here but i am being forced to type it...this is something debbie said to me the other day....she said.. "hang you drink like a klingon..so i said what you mean i look tuff and drink strong stuff??..she said no you spill it everywhere make to much noise and sing in a language i dont understand" ^_^

Edited September 4, 2004 by hangon

[A l t e r E g o 9]

Trying to work out how i got in this situation :) ..its that female mind trick thing they do ^_^

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i dont know if i should laugh or THWACK him

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Laugh please. ^_^

 

Trying to work out how i got in this situation B) ..its that female mind trick thing they do

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We need a 'hip-no-eyes' (spinning circle eyes) smiley.

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:lol: :P *falls under spell* :(

 

This qoute is not here but i am being forced to type it...this is something debbie said to me the other day....she said.. "hang you drink like a klingon..so i said what you mean i look tuff and drink strong stuff??..she said no you spill it everywhere make to much noise and sing in a language i dont understand" :)

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More like a Klingon Targ huh? B)

[WEAREBORG4102 0]

:)

[RikerChick 5]

Intersting!  There is actually a conversation centering around the legitamacy of a male's chest!  We made some history.

 

:)

[A l t e r E g o 9]

Tonights first runner up:

 

:huh: Hello? Hello? This studio sure is empty right now, except for the sound guy and he's asleep draped over his console.

 

:huh:

 

And the winner is: (a Naughty File)

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7 is interesting and attractive, but can you imagine having sex with her? In the middle of it she would start talking about how inefficient I am.

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[A l t e r E g o 9]

Here we go again folks! :)

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Just to show The Hang likes a good laugh i thought i would post this pic a good friend made for me :wacko: :lol: ...only my eyes dont match the dress...shame

 

 

:wacko:

[hangon 3]

Here we go again folks!  :lol:

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:wacko: Just to show The Hang likes a good laugh i thought i would post this pic a good friend made for me :)  :) ...only my eyes dont match the dress...shame 

 

 

LOL hmm this was mabe a bad idea :wacko:

[DrWho42 13]

The brilliant but slightly unbalanced Victorian scientist Dr was working in his lab on his latest creation. Using the power of  :nuke: he planned on creating a new breed of supermen that would do his bidding. Throwing the switch lightning flashed and the equipment in his lab short circuited. There was an explosion. The Dr peered through the smoke and saw .

"Well I say :)  ." The Dr remarked. "Not exactly what I was going for now is it."

The Dr attempted to communicate with the creature. It responded with unintelligible mutters. The Dr was  :) . The Dr decided to let the creature run free in the park.

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A personal favourite of mine, that which I also found quite humourous. :)

[WEAREBORG4102 0]

:wacko:

 

I feel sorry for hang...

 

That's a great one van roy... :P

[He Who Shall Not Be Named 2]

Tonights first runner up:

 

:wacko: Hello? Hello? This studio sure is empty right now, except for the sound guy and he's asleep draped over his console. :o

 

 

And the winner is: (a Naughty File)

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7 is interesting and attractive, but can you imagine having sex with her? In the middle of it she would start talking about how inefficient I am.

 

:P

 

 

Woo-hoo! I beat Jeanway!! :(

[DrWho42 13]

Surething. I think the term dates back to the Civil War - field amputations; that's where I first remember hearing it from.

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You remember the civil war AE? :o

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My catch of the day... :o She's prolly referring unto the first American one...

[A l t e r E g o 9]

:)

[RikerChick 5]

This was in PM not a post, but he said I could quote him

 

I just real quick glanced at the "latest posts" section of the portal and read a post from you that was titled "My panties" and I had to take a double take... lol It was really "My Paintings"

 

Ok then Kevin :) B)

[VaBeachGuy 12]

This was in PM not a post, but he said I could quote him

 

I just real quick glanced at the "latest posts" section of the portal and read a post from you that was titled "My panties" and I had to take a double take... lol It was really "My Paintings"

 

Ok then Kevin :) B)

lol Well sometimes I read too quickly lol.