Jeanway 0 Posted August 2, 2004 Not Sir Issac, his half brother, Fig <_< 1st Law. The number of socks you actually have in your possesion is directly proportional to the number of feet you have. If you have and even number of feet, you will always have an odd number of socks. Just as if you have and odd number of feet you will always have an even number of sock. :angry: You got any?? Sock Sense Stuff?? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WEAREBORG4102 0 Posted August 2, 2004 the second law of socks. all socks proportional to feet are always in a random accumulation and will come in non-matching pairs, colors, design, or matrix. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jeanway 0 Posted August 2, 2004 I even found a rogue sock in my drawer, I don't ever remember buying it or them. <_< And I live alone. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fenriz275 0 Posted August 3, 2004 The Third Law of Socks: Every sock you have will develop holes in it regardless of whether it's actually worn. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jeanway 0 Posted August 3, 2004 It's nearly impossible to put a sock on backwards <_< Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jeanway 0 Posted August 3, 2004 Some socks have a secret desire to become mops and have been known to suck the wearer into their fantasy. <_< Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fenriz275 0 Posted August 3, 2004 You know socks gossip about you when your not there? One is always planning an escape. The one day POOF!!""GONE""!!! The other one always plays dumb about it too. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Odie 0 Posted August 3, 2004 (edited) Somehow my dog, Astro, finds my socks better than his toys. Edited August 3, 2004 by Odie Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WEAREBORG4102 0 Posted August 3, 2004 Socks will always come out of the drier with absolutely no order. They become more chaotic. This fourth law of socks may correspond with the 2nd law of thermodynamics. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jeanway 0 Posted August 3, 2004 I think I heard alot of plotting coming from my sock drawer during the night. <_< Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jeanway 0 Posted September 16, 2004 When one smelly sock fails to get washed all the other socks in the drawer will gravitate to the opposite end of the drawer, leaving a large space in the middle. :) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fenriz275 0 Posted September 16, 2004 The heels and toes of socks will always wear out even if you never even wear them. Socks are made out a material that rapidly degrades when exposed to air. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Odie 0 Posted September 18, 2004 I know my socks are teasing my dog, Astro. :wacko: He keeps attacking them. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jeanway 0 Posted September 18, 2004 I know my socks are teasing my dog, Astro. :o He keeps attacking them. 263890[/snapback] ASTRO :wacko: Does he call them "Rocks"?? :( :P Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jeanway 0 Posted September 19, 2004 (edited) Ever seen gloves without fingers? I wonder if they make socks without toes?? What would be the point?? Edited September 19, 2004 by Jeanway Share this post Link to post Share on other sites